Tera Patrick Does July, 2006 FHM Magazine



Have the soft porn mags tapped out the respectable whore community? You know, those women who will take off pretty much everything but their undies & sometimes say demeaning things if you stuff their pockets with a few extra bucks?

I'm pleased to report that the results of putting hardcore porn stars in soft core porn mags is a real moneymaker for the magazine industry. Tera Patrick's upcoming layout is pretty solid when you compare it to other layouts in the countless soft porn mags on newsstands today & that might be b/c she's comfortable w/ full nudity (and double penetration).

Regardless, here's are a couple more photos & the cover for those of you who haven't seen it yet.

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Isn't she dressed-up like the little cartoon girl on Playboy's joke page?

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 10:22am
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Ahoy! All t' pictures be t' same

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 10:27am
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Tera's not that hardcore anymore.

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 10:32am
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This is an important day. The day when porn stars are treated just as regular females. You know, no self esteem, attention whores. Hopefully we can now commence with socially accepted, promiscuous sex with multiple random partners. I like this day.

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 11:33am
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i've become more and more convinced that whorishness
has nothing to do with the amount of clothes you have on
or how many cocks you have had in how many holes
whether you make money from actual sex
or the illusory promise of sex
you are a whore
it is all the same
but i am with crack on this one too though
in fact each night i kneel at the foot of my bed
and pray to the baby jesus for full penetration on regular TV.
that lazy bastard will get to it one of these days

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 11:39am
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4,5 You guys are jerkoffs
No John, it's not all the same. Do you hate women as much as you hate Jesus?
If you're just kidding, ignore this - but I can't tell

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 11:42am
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hahah are those boobie tassles in pic #2? awesome!

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 11:51am
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booboo:
i don't hate anyone as much as i hate jesus
self-important jerk

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 11:58am
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Crack "Hopefully we can now commence with socially accepted, promiscuous sex with multiple random partners. I like this day"

Crack, why have you waited till this day to do so? I started decades ago...

doc

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 12:16pm
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John you are correct. All women are whores.

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 12:22pm
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John, you pray to Ol' Dirty Bastard?

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 12:23pm
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men who say that all women are whores are the ones not getting laid.

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 12:52pm
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Crack and John....did mommy hurt you or pose in playboy?

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 12:52pm
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"men who say that all women are whores are the ones not getting laid."

How do you think I know?

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 1:16pm
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Anti-Jesus, pro-pornography & women-hating
Lovely!
Just the kind of guys I'd want to make babies with.

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 1:23pm
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Men who love porn are almost always misogynists.

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 1:25pm
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Jury is still out on this one for me. Hard-core porn vs. Soft core....ageless battle, I love them both, but if you are already a Hard-core star, can you convert to soft?? I just don't know, but looking at these shots I wouldn't mind being # 1788, if that's what your asking Moe!!

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 1:27pm
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"Anti-Jesus, pro-pornography & women-hating
Lovely!
Just the kind of guys I’d want to make babies with"
Elizabeth:
stuck-up and moralizing
just the kind of woman i want to have sex with.
And what makes you think i'd wan't to continue this miserable race anyway
procreation is the hight of pretention
the sooner the human race dies off the better the universe will be

And lolpop:
"Men who love porn are almost always misogynists."
almost always?
describe to me the man that loves porn and isn't a misogynist.
or are you one of the spinless intelligentsia who refuse to speak in absloutes
because they are deathly afraid of ever being wrong

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 1:42pm
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Hardly afraid to speak in absolutes, john, but I haven't conducted a psychoanalytic poll. I personally feel it's all men, but I know there are some men who would say they love both. Also, I can't hear their thoughts like Jesus can to know for sure. Poor, john, mommy really did hurt you.

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 1:51pm
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I may have a snobby-sounding name but I'm not stuck-up at all. If you and I were to have a drink, I think you'd change your mind.
Just stating a fact: a porn-loving, Jesus-hating guy would be the last guy I'd want fathering my babies.

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 1:56pm
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Holy buckets, girlfriends! It's FRIDAY! Chill!
Besides, we OWN World Domination anyhow -- so why bother?

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 2:15pm
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No Damien's for Elizabeth.

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 3:07pm
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Hahaha!

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 3:10pm
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Elizabeth and lolpop:
you seem like good eggs
so i'll stop stiring the shit
actually the only people i hate more than jesus
are people that can't take a joke

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 3:19pm
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all i have to say is ever since my vibrator came along, men are useless to me. except for comedic value.

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 3:28pm
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That's right come back to us, john. I hope you're not a misogynist, but remember Jesus loves you no matter what you say, think, or do;)

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 3:31pm
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i lied...i love men and my vibrator equally.

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 3:34pm
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I love men and Jesus.

lolpop: love it!

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 3:46pm
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This bitch is UGLY. It amuses me how you can call some of the femal celebrities buttafaces but wax poetic about Jenna James and this hag.

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 11:36pm
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What site do you think this is? Vanity Fair? Fuck Jesus and fuck you, the horse you rode in on and the retarded kid who fed it apples.

Saturday, June 10th, 2006 @ 6:25am
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I don't understand Playmates and pornstars in the lad's mags; we've already seen what they don't show.

Saturday, June 10th, 2006 @ 1:28pm
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her body's weird-looking. don't like it.

Sunday, June 11th, 2006 @ 11:55pm
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Dam .. She still has a nice ass.

Saturday, June 17th, 2006 @ 3:39pm
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