Bastardly Breaking News! Kristin Cavallari is really thirsty!
Posted on Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 11:54am by Jackson

Damn, not one but TWO mochalatte/frappaccino/blended coffee/whatever you wanna call that stuff drinks! Perfect for those hot days in The Hills...errr, oops, sorry wrong chick....in Laguna Beach, right????
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I'd pee in her butt.
she looks cute for once.
I don't understand the appeal of this chick, she has a trashy look to her
She just looks like the typical sorority chick.
that dude is HOT!!!
that dude is wearing MANPRIs!!!
I bet the dude is loaded...only then can you justify manpris
I have no idea why she is even news. I mean what has she done to get in anything, except suck her way up the hollywood ladder. No talent, except for sleeping with EVERYONE in laguna and that's about it......spare us all with this slut with a 12 year old boys body!!!
This poor little gal.
At 19, she looks 38 -- except for her knees.
She doesn't have fat knees like a 38-year-old.
And not enough rug burns yet, either.
NODAKGIRL, YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUTTA MY MOUTH!!! I WAS GOING TO SAY, SHES REALLY THIRSTY AND REALLY FAT TOO. SORRY, BUT SHE IS!!!!!!
ALSO, I HOPE THERES VALTREX IN THAT COFFEE FOR HER NARSTY VDS
SHE KEEPS GETTING UGLIER AND FATTER EVERY TIME I SEE HER FUGLY ASS
can she actually see with that hat on? I hope she drinks both of those fattachinos...
She's not cute. She's just another little average white girl who fucked everyone at MTV to get a damn show. She looks trashy and she acts bitchy.
fat? are you serious? wow...shut the hell up
She is average. Her parents probably know someone in Hollywood because that's the only reason she's "famous".
please, please...no more of this ho...I can't take her
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