Rachel Perry: Yay! for Hot Canadians!
Thursday, June 8th, 2006 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work

I haven't seen Rachel Perry on any VH1 shows recently except for when she does the narration for all those shows. Damnitt, I wanna see more Rachel Perry! While you ponder the thought, check out the rest of the happenings in The Bastardly Gossip Network!
Also, I know that picture above is ridiculous but I think she looks really cute *aaaawwwhhh! More non-recent pictures of her to follow...
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Didn't think she would look so good glammed up. Still, she was a terrible MuchMusic VJ, although light years better than the current crop of airheads.
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should pics showing her tattoos. they're pretty damn sexy.
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honestly, I think she is completely odd looking. odd is a couple degrees away from ugly, but its not hot. the last pic is pretty though
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Very nice. Gets a thumbs up for looking like Petra Nemcova in the last pic.
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is that supposed to be her nose? is this the hottest Canada has to offer????
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no canada has way hotter to offer... that chick everyone liked yesterday emmanuelle chriqui or w/e... shes canadian... thats just one
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Rachel McAdams/Elisha Cuthbert
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Kristin Kreuk and Evangeline Lilly....
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The first pic she looks like tin man without his tin.
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Sorry. But I simply do NOT "get" this gal's staying power! What happend to CURT LODER? Did he have a stroke or something!??
Would LOVE to know the story about how she got her gig --- and KEEPS it! You hear her "hard 'r'" recitations on EVERYTHING on MTV. Next time she's narrating something...close your eyes and listen. Note the monotonely monotonous...metronome-like and cadenced, predictable style. She's GOTTA be doing the suckie-suckie. Because she's sucks.
Hey...does that make her "Suck to the Third Power?"
btw: SHOOT the STYLIST. Her eyes are the only reason why the dress works! But those idiotic and "deliberate" hue-matching shoes? Pathetic attempt. Another reason to name her: "My Least Favorite Canadian."
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We are Santa's elves...
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the boots look comfy
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She looks like she just escaped from a mental institution.
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Dude...are you fucking retarded?
This bitch is not hot...
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Not hot
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it looks like she's only pretty when smiling and NOT directly facing the camera. in order to see what she really looks like, check out the second pic on page 2. there we see that in fact she is ugly: her face is crooked and unsymmetrical.
plus, she doesn't know how to accessorize. cheap looking jewelry and pointy blue metallic witch shoes? this bitch has no taste.
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