Bastardly Breaking News! James Blunt IS REALLY Sleeping W/ Petra Nemcova! DAMN THIS WORLD!!



I thought it was just rumors, but I guess the little fucker is really getting some.

Ok, after staring @ the photo for a few minutes, I've made a decision to start singing lessons & start writing super sappy songs so I can get some dough to donate to Petra's Happy Hearts & then eventually get some Petra (fingers crossed on the last part, of course).

Damn you, James Blunt, damn you!

Side note: I'm shocked to see that Petra is back to tanning on the beach. I don't know about you guys, but if I was hit by a tsunami while on the beach, I would be locked up inside a room for at least 5 years---especially if my significant other was brutally swept way to the brighter side. Then again, Petra is a strong woman, so I'm not surprised.

See the rest of the set below. Photos grabbed from Celebworld.

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44 Scandalous Comments

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 12:28pm

Son of a bitch. She is hotter than the steaming heap I just left in the bowl.

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 12:46pm

Her shit must be hot then.

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 12:50pm

I wouldn't want him for a boyfriend.
When he reached The Promised Land...his scream would be higher-pitched then mine.
'Don't like guys who scream higher than my voice when we're in the sack.
That...and when he has SHORT LEGS. I can't STAND when we're walking together...with our arms around our waists...that I have to do the "Limbo Rock" to REACH DOWN to grab his ass...

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 12:57pm

Yet further proof that if you have enough money/fame, really hot women will want to fuck you no matter how ugly/goofy looking you are.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 1:01pm

Hot woman? Where? All i can see are grannies

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 1:29pm

hmm wasn't jessica simpson also 'interested' in blunt ???

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 1:32pm

james blunt looks like steve nash

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 1:51pm

Jessica Simpson was "interested" in a lot of guys, and slept with most of them before she got a divorce.

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 1:53pm

Julio:
and Michael Bolton from "Office Space"
proof of this daliance is enough to call into question
poor Ms Nemcova's state of mind

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 1:58pm

"You're Beatuful" is a shitty overrated song. It's adult contempory with a cheesy emo music video to appeal to the mtv crowd. "Watch me bare myself (literally) to you while looking you in the eye the whole time. Then I'll get even more emo and jump in the freezing ocean." She's just trying to "convert" him, if you know what I mean.

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 2:02pm

what 'convert' him to being more emo ??? ;)

again thanks for info real 342. :)

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 2:11pm

Thats one lucky bastard.

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 2:14pm

She looks adorable! But so tan next to that pasty white guy. I can't stand that song of his.

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 2:41pm

I agree: "You're Beautiful" sucks.
But unfortunately, so does the great majority of America's listening public.

Why else do we have Britney, Jessica, Hillary, boy bands, blah-biddy-blah-blah-blah...and blan-BLECCCH!

Simple-minded women get WET over this insipid song -- just like they buy calico-cow-cozies to put on their kitchen toasters and send their snapshots into BLOTD.

Count on it: for as long as their is karaoke on the planet...you MUST endure this song. In perpetuity. It might incite assaults or murders. Watch for a bloody slaughter soon on a karaoke stage near you.

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 2:50pm

He's ugly.....The beauty and the beast!

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 3:06pm

nodakgirl. hmm but if 'simple-minded women' getting wet for blunt songs/any worse than guys drooling.. saying she's 'hot' to females on very regualr basis hating every thing about that female aside from the looks ???? but when you got the looks than the rest just works ????

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 3:35pm

Glimmer, speaking of which, Petra looks totally hot in these pictures. Wow! And she seems like such a wonderful person.

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 3:41pm

Isn't a story like this supposed to give hope to all you ugly sods?

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 4:00pm

Why does she keep covering up her juggs???? I want to see her ta-tas. That dude is worst than Michael Blowaton & Barry Manifold put together. If I want to see a man get emotional on stage I'll go to a live sex show!

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 4:03pm

britney-fan thanks you made me smile. :)

500wpd. well do these photos allow a glimmer(opps) of hope to the ugly sods ?? ha ha maybe but i thinking closer to what doom said in post five....

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 4:12pm

Petra could get any guy she wants...what's she doing with James Blunt?

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 4:51pm

IRISHMADDOG...I still think he's gay!

In the one of them laying on the beach, she looks like Angelina Jolie a little bit. Even the lips. She must have been sucking his blunt. Dick Sucking is the new collagen!

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 4:56pm

I was so depressed when I saw these pictures yesterday. Bad enough that she only dates men... why does she have to pick such a loser?

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 5:23pm

Only dates men??????????????? What the fuck!! Are you some dodgy lesbian or something??? Nevermind thats some nasty shit. This must be some publicity stunt.

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 6:17pm

Are you kidding me I love his song your beautiful and I am not even into romantic love songs. How the hell can anyone say shes too good for him. I've never heard of her until after the tsunami. He can probably do better than her.

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 7:01pm

"He can probably do better than her."

felicia, you went too far w/ that statement.

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 7:23pm

"You're Beautiful" is a sentimental, meladramatic, insincere piece of crap. This guys sings as if he was kicked in the balls, plus his teeth are worse than Austin Powers.

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 11:12pm

Art Garfunkel is top dog when it comes to angelic voices. I'm close secound.

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 11:37pm

Elizabeth Taylor once said there is no such thing as an ugly richman, this man is the Bomb. I bet she wants him more than he wants her.

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 1:24pm

felicia...give up the drugs. First you make it known that you think lesbians aren't sexy...of which I'm certain that the majority would say that two women together doing anything together, involving touching is hot! Really really hot! Then you say that he is hot and Petra is not??? Everyone wants Petra. Everyone also thinks that he is a big fucking faggit! Stop smoking Crack!

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 3:58pm

She is beautiful but that man is rich and can sing money will take you farther. Lesbianism is not sexy at all it is gross and disgusting. If it is sexy than so is beastiality.

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 9:29pm

I love your lesbianism/beastiality analogy felicia. Rock solid.

ION, Weird Al does You're Pitiful

Sunday, June 11th, 2006 @ 2:18pm

Wow... Petra does look extra hot in there..... I must confess that I did like some of Blunt's songs...but damn, I gotta get myself in the marines, then retire, then write some damn songs, sing em' and go to town with a supe-mod.

Wednesday, June 14th, 2006 @ 1:02am

Ok first thing Petra-not actually that hot, i mean really there are hotter women,
secondly, im not exactly ugly and i would soooo not kick james blunt out of bed, pretty far from it, james blunt is hot. end of.
x

Saturday, August 12th, 2006 @ 1:07pm

oh, one more thing, whats with the pervy old man staring at Petra. creepy!
x

Saturday, August 12th, 2006 @ 1:10pm

James Blunt is actually sexy lol

Sunday, August 13th, 2006 @ 10:56am

I hate to say it but I love James Blunt. Look at all these other musicians who call women bitches and whores and use them for sex. he sings about a womans beauty and Love. He seems like the type of man that respects and loves a girl. He writes beautiful songs about them. So why do you people hate that so much why do you hate love? Maybe if you men were more romantic you can also get a hot girl like he did.

Wednesday, August 16th, 2006 @ 9:27am

eww he's gross

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 1:29pm

James Blunt is also an MVP. Man Violating Petra. BASTARD, although I bet he doesn't get as good of weed as Steve Nash.

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 1:59pm

"You're Beautiful" is one of the worst flaming pile of garbage songs I have had the unfortunate task of stumbling upon recently. I hate radio, and I hate that song.......

John.......... for you......

Samir: Michael is a good name.

Michael: It WAS a good name..... until I turned 12 and that no talent ass clown started selling records.

Samir: Why don't you just go by Mike?

Michael: Why should I change? He's the one that sucks.

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 2:42pm

WHAT THE FUCK, SHE IS IN ANYONES TOP 5-10 OF WOMAN, WHY WOULD SHE EVEN GIVE THIS PENCIL DICK THE RIGHT TIME OF THE DAY.

I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS GAY

HIS MUSIC SUCKS

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 4:14pm

"This guys sings as if he was kicked in the balls"

I think you meant he has an "angelic voice," as was hyped by everybody.

Seriously though, if you want to hear an angelic voice, listen to some Sigur Ros.

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 @ 11:18pm

James Blunt IS Sexy why is it that guys hate james Blunt but girls love him? becoz his hot and guys cant face that girls like him the way he is.
x

Sunday, August 13th, 2006 @ 10:59am

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