Marissa Miller vs. Caprice Bouret - A Bastardly Blondes Matchup
Wednesday, June 7th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

I'm not one that really believes in that saying that "blondes have more fun" but I figured we put 2 pretty damn hot blondes against each other to see who'd be more fun and is damn hotter. On one hand we have Marissa Miller, Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006 #36. In the other we have Caprice Bouret...totally wanking material. Who's the hotter blonde?
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I love 'em both!!! Marissa has that hometown sexy vibe, while Caprice exudes a kinky euro hotness. I'd do 'em both. Shit yeah!
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well its kind of biased that ur showing one in clothes and the other in lingerie... hahaha but i'd still say marissas hotter... overall shes more like natural looking and pretty... caprice looks face... even her face ... shes just not as pretty or even hot i dont think
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My eyes focus on Marissa's hair and Caprice's boob...
So, "Blondes Winner" : Marissa
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i will take them both please. at the same time, with whipped cream and cherrys....
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I don't even know which is which and it's a hard call anyway. The one in the lingerie seems like she needs more make-up than the other but she is tight. I am going to give it to the one who was in the dresses. However, do I really have to say, it I'd take them both.
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Both are hot, Caprice seems a teaser, Melissa looks more innocent.
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marisa! The othe one looks slilghtly mannish, not in a bad way, just androgenous.
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#10 here here! Marissa whens hands down.
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Caprice is smelly,gross and old.
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marissa!.. prettier and more classy
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I don't like either of them (or any other blonde whores with plastic tits), but I'd like to say a few things. First of all, her name is Marisa. With one "s." Seriously, get a clue. Second, how the hell is Marisa "more classy"? Because they chose to not use pictures of her being the lingerie model slut that she is? Or is it those hideous body-covering freckles that give her class? Oh, wait, no... they get airbrushed off of her disproportionate freak body. I'm sure no one's looking at her face, but you should try it. You might notice that her face is quite atrocious. I'm not saying Caprice is any better, but she's gotten beat up enough, so I'll leave her alone.
P.S. Lilyspryte, no one "whens" anything hands down. Iceman, the "y" becomes "ie" when you pluralize. Thus, "cherries." John, I don't even know where to start. Don't people go to elementary school any more?
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Mark, ragging on my brain fart isn't going to make your day better..... or is it? Who cares how her name is spelled, she still looks better than Caprice. Last time I checked, this was an online forum for bullshit, not an English class..... but, you are still bastardly nonetheless........ so keep on being a grammar and spelling Nazi, we all have our anal flaws. ;-)
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Marissa wins, she's a very pretty girl. Caprice's boobs are fake and her face is plain, nothing special, and if you've seen her on the surreal life you'd know she's dumb as hell.
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More photos of Marissa showing off her lovely stems... and I think she is much prettier in the facial regions, so Marissa takes this one easily.
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Marrisa all the way! Caprice looks like a friggin man in the front-on pics
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count me in the they look sort of similiar thing. oh well i never notice anything.,..
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definitely marisa!
shes alot sweeter!
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marissa.caprice looks like a shemale.
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Excuse me Mr.Grammar-Man, #15, but I believe Marisa's are in fact real, whereas Caprice's are not. I pick Marisa over most women, even if she is spotted like a leopard.
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I have a Caprice Bouret bikini shoot, she is a singular talent!
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I have loved Marisa for years and she is absolutly beautiful!
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If hot = good and scary as hell = bad, Marisa would be Batman and the other one would be the Joker.
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Caprice Bouret
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Marissa hands down...the other one is ugly as fuck...big, horse face with a nasty, fixed nose...nothing is pretty in that woman...
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hi please send free pictures of capric bouret and other women
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Marisa
seems much more natural than Caprice
plus she is a surfer
caprice was on one of the sureal lifes
and while she seemd like a nice chick
and she is hot, but
she seemed way too high matinenance
and there is the fact that she decided to be on the sureal life
in the first place
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Oh yeah, with hot fudge on top...
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it's retarded that you put the only pics of marisa miller on the planet where she is not in lingerie or a bikini on here against hooker mcchemical orbs. miller in a landslide.
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http://www.wallpaperbase.com/celebs-marisamiller.shtml
for anyone wanting to see a little more of marisa
before making their decision
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