Midnight Lesbian Snack...Cocaine Kate Moss & Jemima Khan Kiss
Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 in the weewizzle hours
I know most of you think Kate Moss looks like ass and remain clueless as to how she got so damn big.
I have one word in reply: COKE.
When you do coke w/ the rich & superficial, you sniff your way into building a kickass network. Along w/ cocaine, the backbone of this network is created by endless amounts of mostly unconscious, animal-style-w/-extra-onions-and-cheese kinky sex. And of course, when coke & tons of sex mix, what you get is a shit load of money & that, my friends, pretty much sums up Kate Moss' life & career.
W/ that in hand, let's see what's on the the B.L.C...
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Too bad Jemima Khan (whoever TF that is) is smiling. That's a clear sign that she's kissing her because she's thinking "OMG this is considered so hot. I can't wait to be photographed kissing a woman. That makes me cool."
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what are the chances that Kate Moss is toasted in this photo?>
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Moe. I'm with you. I'm very weary of The Western World rewarding twits of this magnitude with more money and more success. I'm not envious. Just annoyed. I want another Mother Theresa or Marian Wright Edelman. Not this shallow and coked-out bullshit.
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Jemima Khan is like a Mother Theresa in the making. Sure she goes off and gets drunk and makes out with coke heads like Moss but she's always helped the less fortunate and she was even considered to be like Princess Diana in the hospitality and kindness side. She's a great woman.
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so...it's like this mother (fucking) theresa bitch...is donating her cocaine filled, sucked down snots to ms. moss? what a humanitarian (she better cure that yeast infection too, god damnit).
hehe, mother theresa in the making? so paris can spread her legs, herpes, sex videos and just donate a few million dollars to become ms. T like?
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I have no idea what Jemima is doing now, but I do know that a few years back Khan was quite the humanitarian. When she was married to that Indian politician she actually even went to third world countries with Princess Diana and did a lot of good work. Jemima doesn't just donate, she gets involved.
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I really don't give a rat's ass who these two are or what their agenda is, if sucking face gets them noticed by photographers more power to them (milk the system). I wouldn't suck face with a guy to get noticed so just the fact that they are doing it suggests they "may" like it a lot, and that is good enough for me.
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Jemima Khan was actually married to Imran Khan, a PAKISTANI politician and former captain of the Pakistan cricket team(he led the team that won the World Cup). She does infact do a lot of humanitarian work...
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The kiss was actually done for a charity event.. some guy who bidded like $250 000 wanted them to lock lips for it.
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yuck
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Jamima Darling, you are not doing good. It is not fair!! You are muslim and muslim is not allowed to do so!! Please come back to me~
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[...] Good to see that Kate Moss is on her way to looking clean, or atleast not getting caught on film. Let’s quickly reminisce about Kate’s lesbianism. Okay, she’s just on the cell phone here…. [...]
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what is she doing the silly cow
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STUPID STUPID PEOPLE!!!
AND I MEAN YOU WHO WRITE AND READ THIS SHIT!!!
STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS!!
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