Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Alba Feeds Homeless People Sprinkled Donuts
Posted on Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 @ 12:55pm by Moelicious

For all those who hate Jessica Alba, what do you have to say now?
I don't know about you bastards, but I see "Future Angelina Jolie" written all over her! She's slowly working her way to adopting a kid from the ghettos of Beverly Hills...
Here are more snaps of J.Alba's yummy altruistic side.
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there's something i wanna eat, but it ain't in that box...
By the looks of those skinny arms she should eat a few of those donuts. Better yet put the vanilla frosting on the end of my crank & lick it off.
distributing doughnots is altruistic??? GET A LIFE!!!!
there ain't no holes in those donuts... oh, if you use an electron microscope set to x100000 magnification you can see the hole her bf made.
cupcakes dumbasses...those are cupcakes
Buck beat me to the punch with the skinny comments
and i don't want to be a pastry nazi,
but those are cupcakes,
and or muffins
Those sunglasses are freakin huge! You can judge how badly a celebrity wants to be noticed by the size of their "incognito" glasses.
I AGREE WITH SCREETCH...I MEAN DUSTIN--SORRY MAN I HAD TO DO IT, NO HARD FEELINGS, IM IN A FUNNY MOOD TODAY. IM NOT BEING HOSTILE, BUT I AM SORRY IF IT OFFENDED YOU. OK ON TO SLOBBA, I GUESS SHE FINALLY REALIZED SHE NEEDED TO STOP STUFFING HER FUGLY ASS FACE AND GIVE OUT DO-NUTZ TO HOMELESS PPLE AND NOT EAT THEM ALL HERSELF AFTER SOMEONE TELLS HER THAT SHE HAS CELULITE. GIGGETY GIGGETY, DONT LIKE MY OPINION OF SLOBBA? FUCKIN SUCK IT BITCHES
Ditto
Hey skinny... eat the cupcakes.
It was nice of her to give them away. Or at least the one.
wow, she is nothing like angelina! total publicity stunt. Look how wonderful i am, tee hee. F**k off alba. YOu are just a skanky lil'twat like every other skanky teeny bob twat out there (ahem...LOHAN)! Eat a bloody donut and choke on it whore.
Potty, the black nail polish is ok I guess, it's not like guys care very much about nail color. If her hands were wrapped around my cock while she is giving dictation I wouldn't mind, ya know.
I think all celebrities should be required to help less fortunate, forced community service for owning a gold sink, that's right The Hair I'm talking to you, you camera whore.
you fuckers, who cares if its for publicity, at least shes giving homeless people food. how many of you have gone out and given a homeless person a cupcake or a doughnut or whatever the fuck they are. if needing attention forces people to do some good in the world then shut the fuck up and be happy for it.
and god damn sonofabitch, i am getting so sick of all of your fuckheads picking people apart constantly.. good god, i bet you're all tubs or lard and you sit there judging others. news flash cockeaters, nobody is perfect, so stop expecting them to be. you have to have something better to do then to save pictures of celebrities enlarge them pick apart every flaw and blast your ignorant mouths about it on a blog. fuck.
"i am getting so sick of all of your fuckheads picking people apart constantly.."
Isn't that the point of the site more or less? I don't agree with some of the opinions but it doesn't vex me, why do you stick around if you are "so sick". They are in the public eye so they better get used to the opinions of others.
"fuckhead", not sure what that is.
"cockeaters", not really an insult to women, and if you said pussyeater I would be like HELL YEA I AM.
"tub and lard", why is it some people think only out of shape people have harsh opinions.
I actually agreed with you about the charity part then you went loco.
ya, and fuck you too, anon. you coward cockeating whorebagsonofabitchslutfacepieceofshit.
anon:
i like to carry around pictures of food i give to the homless
i find it gives them something to work towards
without enabling their laziness
john that was so funny!!!!!! and GO, Moelicious!!!!! duh, a blogger site is where we all act like bitches and bastards...its a jungle in here! ;)
Same thing goes for Angelina Jolie. It's all a publicity stunt. She always wears expensive clothes, probably no less than 5000 dollars a piece. I don't think either of them wants good for other people as much as they want to make a good name for themselves. Personally, I'd much rather receive a cupcake from miss Alba, because she looks like a much warmer person and I appreciate the fact that she's not acting like the goddess of a poor country.
I agree with Anon they are doing good for all the wrong reasons, but it’s still good and it still affects people positively!
"""you fuckers, who cares if its for publicity, at least shes giving homeless people food. how many of you have gone out and given a homeless person a cupcake or a doughnut or whatever the fuck they are. if needing attention forces people to do some good in the world then shut the fuck up and be happy for it. """
Hey ANON,
you need to get a life!!! for one thing, I have distributed food to homeless people n number of times and we also have an animal shelter back home. So there are people who try to make a difference in the world. And we are neither as rich or as popular as Jessica alba.
So considering the fact that she is rich and popular (?), if not a celebrity, then do you think that all she can do is distribute donuts???? Thats fucking cheap of her and nothing but a publicity stunt.
And dont you think that, when she s out there doing her supposedly good deeds, she is, just by coincidence, wearing a skimpy dress, having bronzed skin, with perfect hair and make up, with painted nails not havin a chip on them??? that too, when there are photographers taking pics of her???
and you say she is doing good??? WELL SHUT THE FUCK UP ANON!!!
she is no mother teresa in the making. She is neither as loving and definitely not as beautiful as mother teresa
""""at least shes giving homeless people food"""
You call donuts food? Do you even think that a donut has made any difference in their lives?? Fuck yourself anon or worse, GO FUCK ALBA
hermanita, so adpoting 2 kids from impoverished nations is just a publicity stunt? That's one hell of a commitment for good PR. This, however, was a publicity stunt. I give them (drug) money sometimes.
And Anon, if that is your real name, these celebrities crave attention. "Look at me! Take my picture! Here, I'll blow you a fake kiss!" They're exhibitionists, advertising themselves for the sake of their own inflated egos and to advance their careers. You can't blame us for judging them. It's the price they pay to be rich and famous.
Yeah what's up with the black nailpolish?? Can some women care to comment?? It's getting more and more commonplace and guess what women - it's UGLY - it makes you look like something out of Witch's Sabbath. She might as well use dark liner on her eyelashes and get a nose ring and go worship the devil or something.
What the fuck? The person she was giving the doughnut to did not look homeless. Have you peoplr ever seen a homeless person before? They dont wear clean clothes and have semi nice shoes. Who comes up with these gay ass captions anyways?
What the fuck? The person she was giving the doughnut to did not look homeless. Have you peoplr ever seen a homeless person before? They dont wear clean clothes and have semi nice shoes. Who comes up with these gay ass captions anyways?
Hey- Rajat, stop being such a hindu!
oops, I double posted .......mah bad!
Hey Yah Okay
Stop being such a racist!!!
Guess what!!!
I uploaded 5 pics of mine in myheritage.com and all 5 pictures had a more than 70% resemblance to jessica alba.
Bye guys!!! im commitin suicide. Its the end of the world for me! What an insult!
Calling someone a hindu is not being a racist. It is just stating the facts!
By the way, the person in the photo is just on of her fans. she is giving a doughnut to on of her fucking fans!
http://hollywoodtuna.com/
Why didn't she give the homeless person the whole box of doughnuts? Instead of just giving them one. Like she couldn't afford another box of doughnuts.
LOL OK Moe, I'll let you win this time! but Ashley needs to shut the fuck up though!
I can say what ever the fuck I want. If you have a problem stop coming on here and reading this you fucking ass hole. Go stuff your mouth with a dick and shut the fuck up! You stupid fucking cock sucker. What the fuck do you think this website is for, so you can say whatever the fuck you want. If you got a problem with what I said go suck your mama's tit. BOOO HOOO I don't give a fuck if you don't like my comments go shove it you as hole. Go to another site because your fucking boring and have nothing to say but I don't like comments #42,#43 and #44 and so on. Go lick your mama's vagina,Suckyour daddy's dick and get off of here!
Way to go, Anon! By the way, if you try to logically reason with these idiots, they just give you the "this is a blogsite, and we can say what we want" reply. And, unfortunately, they can. But it's just a small group of extremely sad people who are so pathetic that this is what they do for fun. It makes them feel better. So fuck 'em. Losers.
shes beautiful.flawless. shes getting too skinny though, and I would have to say, i dont think giving ONE cupcake away equals a headline saying she was feeding the homeless!
Listen Yah okay!! People who say they are a mix of 10 races are seriously annoying! Well you may like it cos all the while when you are getting fucked, you may like to wonder what piece of ass you are actually fucking! Calling my gal Hot is not being a racist and your calling me a Hindu definitely is. By the Way how do you know I am a hindu? I may be a muslim, a sikh or a buddhist. Is it just because your microscopic small mindset always makes you associate names with religion and behavior? Get a grip on your life
Moreover, Im so surprised that you read everyones comments so deeply and then analyze them. YAWN
is this some sort of publicity stunt to make jessica alba look like she gives a damn about homeless people? if she really cared she would make an annonymous contribution, or at least dress down a bit for christ's sake. those dior sunglasses probably cost around $300 bucks, and that dress I can't even imagine. plus look at her forhead in the pictures, its like someone stretched golden brown, oily skin over a skull and had a hard time doing it. im dissapointed.
The colored boy she's giving a cupcake to looks more on the queer side than homeless.
"Way to go, Anon! By the way, if you try to logically reason with these idiots.."
Matt C:
curses and blind supposition are not logic
now as far as logic
a question for you
and anon,
and the litany of people who call us all losers for picking celebrities apart
according to your logic, picking people apart, celebrities in particular makes one
a (and you can insert your favorite synonym for slothful here)
fat, lazy, worthless looser.
so what does that make Howard Stern
Dennis Leary
David Spade
Jon Stewart
or pretty much any comedian except for bill cosby
Comedy IS making fun of people
picking them apart
laying bare their hypocrisies and foibles.
And what exactly are you doing with your posts?
sitting at your computer picking us apart for picking celebrities apart.
at least we are picking apart famous people
you and your ilk are picking apart nameless faces in the cyber crowd
even one step closer to the anonymity, and meaningless you seem to fear so much
I hate coconut cupcakes, the only way to eat coconut is right after you crack the bitch open and let it chill in the fridge a while.
John I was just about to rag on that hypocrite too but I figured sometimes arguing with these types is like jerking off with a cheese grater while chewing on tin foil.
you are right of course caliban
it is as masturbatory as everything that goes on here
the problem is you and i
and a bunch of other people see that.
They do not
Matt C it looks like this is what you do for fun to. Why the fuck are you can here you stupid fucking ass hole. Talking about O these lame ass people are on here typing for fun your on here to you stupid fucking idiot.
DAMN!!!!! i mean, whoa!!!!! as much as i dislike to agree with ashely, shes right, this is a site to love on/hate on people. thats why its a blog site :) but yeah, my guess is MOS DEF publicity stunt!!!!!!! shes wearing a furstenberg wrap, dior sunglasses and my guess either manolo/choo or prada sandals......riiiiiggghht....when / distribute food for the homeless at my charity events, i wear a fucking barrell and a hair net heehee!!!! please!!! WHO gives out giant cupcakes/donuts/rubber dildos/whatever to homeless with all that bling on? who i ask you WHO???!!!!!!!
aww thats so sweet i love her shut the hell up for all you haters out their you dont even know her so shut up i love ya jess
ash, you with me on this one woman? :)
IM WITH YOU JEALOUS! COMPLETE AND UTTER PUBLICITY STUNT, AND YEA IT WAS FOR A FEW OF HER FANS I SAW THE LINK ON ANOTHER SIT TOO ACTUALLY. FUCK THAT, BITCHES, SHES NO JOLIE! SHES GIVIN OUT CANDY TO PEOPLE WHO PROBABLY GOT NO TEETH!!!!!! HOW CHARITABLE OF HER!!!!! WHAT A FUCKING CUNTRAG. NUTHIN BUT A FUCKIN CUM DUMPSTER, A USED TISSUE.
DONT LIKE MY OPINION ON SLOBBA? FUCKIN SUCK IT
looks like she should eat one too
NO WAY SHES STILL A FATTY FAT FATSO
Matt C
Way to go, Anon! By the way, if you try to logically reason with these idiots, they just give you the “this is a blogsite, and we can say what we want†reply. And, unfortunately, they can. But it’s just a small group of extremely sad people who are so pathetic that this is what they do for fun. It makes them feel better. So fuck ‘em. Losers
and why are YOU here, please..... pray tell, Matt...?
laurenzo
is this some sort of publicity stunt to make jessica alba look like she gives a damn about homeless people? if she really cared she would make an annonymous contribution, or at least dress down a bit for christ’s sake. those dior sunglasses probably cost around $300 bucks, and that dress I can’t even imagine. plus look at her forhead in the pictures, its like someone stretched golden brown, oily skin over a skull and had a hard time doing it. im dissapointed.
yes...thank you, that said it all about that ugly fat bitch. dont you love how she called the pple pervs when she got her (caugh, FIXED-caugh!) award? what a fucking asshole. i hope she dies
so do i, brandon!!!!
so yeah...the "homeless" guy....may be he got kicked out of his house for wearing mismatched shoes..
i've kicked people out for less..
BASTARDLY BREAKING NEWS!!!! JESSICA ALBA'S PURILE AND INANE PUBLICITY STUNT!!!
FIRST OFF, PPLE SHE IS AN AFRICAN WOMAN ( THE ONE W/ THE MISMATCHES SHOES HEY GIVE HER A BREAK SHES HOMELESS) WHO IS A FAN AND SLOBBA WAS ON HER WAY TO SOME DIRECTORS HOUSE SO SHE CAN FUCK HIM FOR HER ROLE, OH SHIT I MEAN SHE WAS GOING TO AUDITION FOR SOME SILLY SPIT RIDDEN CRAPPY MOVIE, AND THE WOMAN ASKED HER FOR ONE. FUCKIN GET OVER HER ALREADY.
ALL YOU SLOBBA WORSHIPPERS DONT LIKE MY OPINION? (ERRRR, BLOG SITE??!!!!)
CAN SUCK IT AND SWALLOW SHES A DIRTY VD INFESTED CUM DUMPSTER.
AND JEALOUS, I LOVE YOU
NODAKGIRL? WHEN ARE WE GOIN OUT FOR COFFEE?
I think it's a homeless woman.
OOOPs!!
ashleys right
complete publicity stunt so she can be the new 'it girl (but the girl next door look! )" bull shit for that lame comedy shes doing ( with ) dane cook. alone w/ doing with it everyone else. you know, because shes special. icky icky girl
NOT SEEIN IT. LOL
Jessica Alba the next Angelina Jolie give me a break I've seen Honey, Fantastic Four, and Blue Crush, she cant act for shit only reason people cast her in movies is to see her shake her ass. And she's a conservative stuck up prude who complains about not getting better parts in movies, hey if she can act half as good as Natalie Portman or Scarlett Johansson she'd be on freakin easy street but she can't. So Jess if you happen to see this be greatful for what you got and drop the prude act it doesnt fly in HOllywood.
pretty much, sdhomeboy (#75)!!!!! cant stand the wentch
I know Dark Angel is no longer on the air, and I've never actually seen that show, but I absolutely hate Jessica Alba. Her "beauty" is perhaps the most overrated in Hollywood today and I have yet to see or read an interview where she does not come across as a completely stuck-up snob. Add to that the fact that she is a horrible actress. I know I can't be the only one who despises her.
Vito I would pay money to know why you hate Alba so much.
Ashley are you that same Ashley who posted on the other site about lesbians being gross just out of curiosity was that you?
baboon alba, YES that IS THE ashley who is racist, a bigot, and i once said, in the bastardlys sexiest women, that scarlett johansen is beautiful and sexy, and the bitch ranted "eww your gross jealous! your a gross nasty lesbian!!"
what an assclown. she signs on as bobby AND as ashley, so can we say...SCHIZTO????!!!???!!!!
plus, we all know shes only 12
MY WORDS ARE FREE, I THINK SHES AN OVERRATED SLUT WITH ZERO TALANT. SHE THINKS THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND HER FAT ASS AND SHE CAN BARELY READ. PLUS, HER FACE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE RAN OVER IT WITH A WEEDWHACKER, AND SHE LOOKS LIKE SHES 4....... SORRY GUYS, IM NO KIDDIE LOVER! MICHEAL JACKSON CALLED, ASSHOLES, HE WANTS HIS PEDOPHILIA BACK BITCHES.
AND YES, BABOON ALBA, ASHLEY IS A 4 YEAR OLD RACIST JEJUNE TWAT.
Ashley
I can say what ever the fuck I want. I don’t like comments #42,#43 and #44 and so on. Go lick your mama’s vagina,Suckyour daddy’s dick and get off of here!
yeah, ashley/bobby/whoever your posing as now----
uuuummm..... #'s 42 and 43 are.,........YOU. as ASHLEY. so before YOU go ranting on shit you dont know about, why dont you just go back to 7th grade?
oh, i forgot, this must be your 3rd time repeating it, huh?
better yet, go poke an angry, pissed of dinosaur sized pitbull.
what a dumbass
Nicely done Jessica :) Keep Going , fans are with ya :D
OBVIOUSLY she did this for publicity. Oh, nice DIOR shades, by the way. Having fun showing them off to the homeless?
DIOR SHADES= $$$$$$$
That designer dress=$$$$$$$
Those designer sandals=$$$$$$$
Box of donuts and 15 minutes= zilch.
Oh boy...here come all the lame donute/schlong jokes...
distributng donuts is altruistic??? ARE U CRAZY???
a better caption wud be """ ooh dont i look so good distributing leftover donuts to all these homeless people? i hope the paparazzi is gettin my new ferragamo sunglasses, gucci dress and blahnik sandals and all my tanned skin with havin sex on the beach wz what s his name"""""
I think she just flat out looks goofy here. Not saying anything or not I'm picking her apart or anything, just that no one is perfect, that's all.
aww! that was sweet of her, but notice how she like, is refusing to touch that dudes hand shes holding the cupcake/donuts/muffins/someone's little sister, whatever, i think thats funny! heehee ;) and i totally agree with #7, SO right on that one rajat. but i totaly dont think shes ANYTHING like jolie. sorry!
sorry, Moelicious, i didnt mean to make it sound like i was telling YOU to GO, i was just enjoying what you said #20 ;)
By the way, one photo also said 71% resemblance to angelina jolie. but that was by a professional photographer who probably photoshopped the shit out of me. In all the other photos i looked like jessica alba. Boo Hoo.. will 30 tablets of phenobarbitone be enough?
AND the fucking doughnut is coconut. all of you are foolish.
and that woman is homeless because wear I live homeless people can get new clothes while used clothes from this place wear you can drop off your used clothes for people who cant afford them. And if they homless they would try to get into a shelter and that's where they can wash the clothes. Don't ya'll know anything about homelss people. Maybe if ya'll would help more homeless people you would know.
Double YAWN
Your just putting your self down you stupid cock fucker!
I think the hoimeless person is a woman, not a man. I think that might make more sense.
ashley!!!! #44 is ALSO you!!!
hahahahaha you like to talk shit about yourself dont you?
What's with the black nailpolish? Seems like lately all these bitches are wearing it. I don't like it though.
aaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!!! The 6th photo said 72% resemblance. no no no no no
Oh, and by the way rajat, I think you are the racist one! You were the one talking so much shit about how the BLOTD was crap because of how many different races she was and then stated how your INDIAN girlfriend was HOT because she was only one race. Do I really need to explain my anger and comments twards you? Are you really that retarded? Were your mother and father cousins? Check yo self fool.
and not all homeless people are on drugs while at least not the ones in shelter's because they test them before they let them stay in the shelter. They won't accept druggies or alcohol's. Will at least out here it's like that.
Hey. I got the trick now. I resemble her only the pics in which I am smiling. Well my lips are zipped. What if paparazzi hound me thinking I am this piece of shit!
Sorry, coconut cupcake!
Yah...Okay, the homeless theory is so much juicier!!
come on, at least give us that much...
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