Bastardly Breaking News! Celine Dion Spends Time @ Retirement Home Music Club w/ Husband Rene Angelil
Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Is it just me or is Rene Angelil a fatter Dick Cheney w/ a goatee? Anyway, I'll end this news flash by pushing you into Celine's plush bedroom as she's sexing up Rene Angelil. Hmm. I wonder who's on top?!
Remember to aim the puke AWAY from your keyboards b/c trying to type w/ a puke-smelling keyboard is kinda sick...
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I hate that no-talent screaming fucking frog. Go back to that commie country you came from you ugly ,skinny, post-op tranny looking fucking troll. Have a nice day.
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Egads...she is looking just as old as him. God Dayam! I wish she'd just turn to dust and disappear already!
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tacky - tacky...this guy actually deserves kudos...he has been on his death bed and back again...could be why he looks bad...and as much as she reminds me of a opportunist and I hate her music- at least she stuck by his side regardless of illness and everything...not impressed with this bastardly post at all!
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Monica monica! What am i gonna do with you now!
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why arent they writing crap on the pics anymore, that was some funny ass shit.. it best not be because of that one fucker that complained about it.
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I'll admit it: she is arguably the most annoying performer in the history of entertainment.
However ... she is very fuckable. I can (and have) gotten rock hard fantasizing about her. The only question is what are attitudes about sex. She married a guy who looks older than her own grandfather so I figure she is either a corpse in bed or she's a tasmanian devil.
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ok, who the fuck needs to know about you getting rock hard thinking about skank ho? seriously, what goes through your brain to make you think anybody in their right mind would want to know that shit. keep your dirty ass fantasies to yourself cumlicker.
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I went back to Ohio last week, i know everybody missed me like a painfully dead wart. I was at my grandmas house. Grandma has a bad case of schizophrenia for the last 30 years. She takes about 16 pills a day to be normal. By normal i mean crazier than i could ever hope to be. She hears 2 voices in her head and thinks she is a computer. She has gone catatonic for extended periods of time. Well this last week for whatever reason she decided to stop taking her meds, and by Sunday she had the MELTDOWN. Grandma Jude became dangerously suicidal. How was Jude coping you ask?
We walk into the kitchen after a barbecue at my grandpas, Jude is in there Crying her eyeballs out and there it is, the stereo, BLASTING the Celine Dion song from the Titanic as loud as the stereo would permit. The song was on repeat. We hung back in the other room as my mom tried to calm her down and talk her through it. FOR 3 HOURS CELINE DION PLAYED. Complete with the Irish folk music and all. I guess it helps her cope. My mom found out the next day she stopped taking her meds. BAD IDEA.
Celine helped my grandma not kill herself yet made me want to kill myself.
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If crude comments bother you, karmasabitch, maybe you should hang out at sites like yahooligans instead of a place called The Bastardly.
/just sayin' is all.
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hehe, nice one crack. you should hook your gramma up with some of your shit.
i always hated celine dion, but when i seen her on tv singing acdc tunes like a fucking idiot...it turned to utter loathing.
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i love her work, i really do, but seeing documentaries of her and in scenes with her husband, she seems very cold. :S
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it looks like her ass is long and droopy in the last pic
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Hi guys!!! I wanna tell you something!! I have seen 2 girls they are more beautiful than Luisana!!1
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Well...for all you no talent having asses out there passing judgement on people. While you are sitting in your homes wishing you had what she had...she actually has it. Getting paid millions to do shows at Ceasar's, living in Lake Las Vegas (YOU ONLY WISH YOU COULD LIVE THERE), living a great life, etc....I happen to be a fan of Celine's and I live in Las Vegas....and I give props where props is due. Now who was that who said she was talentless and sounded like a frog...well geez....her talentless frong sounding ass is making more than what you will ever make in your boring pathetic life. Oh...and whoever said that she was looking old. So what....you probably don't look too good your damn self. She has the money and could get plastic surgery if she wanted to....but hhmmmm....she isn't. Maybe because she is pretty happy and comfortable with who she is. So instead of being bums and losers and talking shit about celebrities all day how about you go get a fucken life instead of wishing you had theirs.
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Has Santa claus been eating all the Canadian tranny's food?
As South Park pointed out, remember Celine Dion isn't the only bad thing to come out of Canada. (Alannis Morissette, Avril Lavigne, Bryan Adams, I could go on-but my heart won't.)
And "Crack" I'm still laughing hysterically at all your family's problems. Perhaps Celine Dion caused you Grandma's schizophrenia? I wouldn't put it past the thing.
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I do like the ring btw. It's the only thing that doesn't hurt my eyes to look at in that picture.
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