Jessica Alba @ 2006 MTV Movie Awards - Outfit #3



Yup, I'm still at it with the Jessica Alba posts with her various outfits. Yup, playing spoiler again, looks like she won an award too...in my Bastardly dreams her boob (or atleast a nipple) would've popped out during her acceptance speech.

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Her arm looks 90 years old in the 1st pic...she's too thin now.

Monday, June 5th, 2006 @ 1:20pm
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Man, you're picky. All I was thinking when looking at Jessica was "...Wow."

Monday, June 5th, 2006 @ 1:35pm
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I'm waiting for a photoshop where someone replaces the mic with something else.. and yea shes really really fuckin hot

Monday, June 5th, 2006 @ 1:42pm
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someone should get pic number one to her doctor
looks like she has some growths under her arm there

Monday, June 5th, 2006 @ 1:49pm
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She's wearing some fucked up stockings, look at the last pic, I don't think legs are supposed to be naturally shiny and have a run in them, just examine it closer...... it's on the left leg (her left), or maybe it's a scar or even just a blip, but it looks bad, very bad.

Monday, June 5th, 2006 @ 2:10pm
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ya, man. I think she is. I was just gonna comment on that crap.

I think she does it to fuck w/ the Horndogg community b/c everyone's expecting her to ho it up. When she releases some serious movie & it bombs @ the box office, then she will hit the wall of reality.

Monday, June 5th, 2006 @ 2:19pm
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Something's seriously wrong with her arm...

Monday, June 5th, 2006 @ 2:31pm
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she is so beautiful that it makes me want to cry.

Monday, June 5th, 2006 @ 2:52pm
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She has been working out but not eating enough, she is getting too thin.

Monday, June 5th, 2006 @ 3:05pm
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Agreed.. getting a tad thin but i think she still qualifies as a little miss breakable. she's always had a hot face & I doubt that will change soon.

Monday, June 5th, 2006 @ 4:18pm
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I think the real problem here is her hemline. It's slowly creeping up her dress from the inside and attacking her armpits.

Monday, June 5th, 2006 @ 4:28pm
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WHO THE FUCK DOES SHE THINK SHE IS? POSH SPICE? UGLY FAT CUNT COULDNT FIT HER GIANT FEET THRU THE DOOR!!!! LOL !! NOPE, YOU DOODES NEED TO GET GLASSES OR AT LEAST AN AFFINTY F0R REAL HOT GIRLS, NOT SLOBBA!!! I HOPE A PIANO FALLS ON HER FATTY FAT FAT ASS UNTIL HER GARGANTUAL FEET STOP KICKING!!!! BLEATCH! HER FEET ARE SO GROSS AND BIG YOU WONDER IF SHE BORROWED THEM FROM CHEWBACCA

Monday, June 5th, 2006 @ 8:33pm
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vito, that link really showed me how fat she is! i see her in the village all the time when shes here for ‘movies’ because shes so talented ( caugh-slut! caugh-overated! caugh-lacking talent! ) and she looks like a homeless person. a homeless person whos FED WELL!!!!!! besides shes indian and mexican and if anything stinks its them,everyone knows its a cross of BO and rotting animals. so that bitch got both ends of the stentch (gene) pool. moe and jackson? get some REAL hotties on this site, i didnt lknow you were into fat bitches or pedphiles. she loosk like shes 6 yeard old in a granny dress...or did i mean to say TRANNY???!!

Monday, June 5th, 2006 @ 9:24pm
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Greasy-looking legs.
Now why do that?
Why slather-up your legs?
Planning on inserting each one into an elephant's ass?

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 @ 1:10am
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nodakgirl

Greasy-looking legs.
Now why do that?
Why slather-up your legs?
Planning on inserting each one into an elephant’s ass?

bwahahahahahahaha!!!!! that rocked nodakgirl!!!!!!!

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 @ 2:15pm
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HER ARMPITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 @ 3:37pm
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hmmm... I don't even feel like insulting her anymore... she's ageing, real fast... That's really bad.

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 @ 3:48pm
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phred....DUH!!!!! ;)

Saturday, June 10th, 2006 @ 10:42am
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PHRED, MAN, THATS WHAT I JUST SAID IN ANOTHER POST!!! LOL, SHE USED TO REMIND ME OF A FUCKING RETARDED 4 YEAR OLD WITH THAT UGLY BIRD FACE, BUT NOW SHE BE LOOKIN LIKE A 50 YEAR OLD WITH A GLAND PROBLEM.....
DONT LIKE MY OPINION ONYOUR ORACLE? YOUR GODDESS?? THEN FUCKIN SUCK IT AND SWALLOW BITCHES, SHITNEY WAS HOT ONCE TOO

Wednesday, June 14th, 2006 @ 8:56am
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ew good lord that girl is gross. and i LOVE spanish brunettes!!!!!! ew, she really hit a downward slope there, peeps, sorry! moe and jack? find another hottie, your getting way too pathetic

Thursday, June 15th, 2006 @ 9:24am
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Moelicious

ya, man. I think she is. I was just gonna comment on that crap.

I think she does it to fuck w/ the Horndogg community b/c everyone’s expecting her to ho it up. When she releases some serious movie & it bombs @ the box office, then she will hit the wall of reality.

OH REALLY WHEN? GET YOUR EYES CHECKED, YOUR SO STUPID YOU DUMB BITCH, KEEP WORSHIPPING AT HER CALLOUSED TAINTED FEET AND SUCK IT, BITCH. IM SO SICK OF SLOBBA

Saturday, June 17th, 2006 @ 6:12pm
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ew, look at her feet, pic 3!!! HUGE and black toenail polish just makes then look white trash and DIRTY, like dirty feet, not dirty hot. she is NOT HOT!!!
i need to pepper spray my eyes now

Monday, April 16th, 2007 @ 2:04pm
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aaaaa!!!! eeww WTF UP with her armpit???!!! gross girl, gross everything

Sunday, July 15th, 2007 @ 11:26am
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damn we have no many haters..... why hating on jessica alba, its okay if your envious of herself becuase of her looks, money, and famous. As for Vito, damn what can i say that guy just needs to laid off and suck on a dick. If he thinks shes a shank, too bad shes still the number 1 sexiest women plain and simple. but sumthing tells me that Vito just must be a girl cause all this hating on her its getting annoying. Vito if you are a girl suck on it you envious bitch if its a guy damn thats sad cause you need a fuckin life.... if your not down with that suck it!!

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007 @ 6:27pm
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her armpit is scaring the shit outta me

Monday, June 5th, 2006 @ 2:54pm
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Moelicious

ya, man. I think she is. I was just gonna comment on that crap.

I think she does it to fuck w/ the Horndogg community b/c everyone’s expecting her to ho it up. When she releases some serious movie & it bombs @ the box office, then she will hit the wall of reality.
shuit the fuck UP! and get real, your jessie albatross is just a dumb skank with a thyroid problem, i fucking swaer, when wil you actually have HOT chicks on this site MOE and JACKSON? or are you just so blinded by albatross's fake beauty (shudders! ) that you post her on this fucking site like shes jesus!!! are you guys nerds? like star wars/trek nerds because all the other guys i meet think shes a pile of overateded shit. looki at her, shes so fat and pigeon toed she prolly needs her size 12 shoes customized!!!! one day, EVERYONE will get iver that skankbot.

Monday, June 5th, 2006 @ 8:41pm
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