Jessica Alba @ 2006 MTV Movie Awards - Outfit #2
Monday, June 5th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee
Well, the next few outfits are from the show but since it hasn't aired yet I'm not sure on the chronological order but I say she looks pretty hot in this dress...the facial expression though, not as hot.
wow, she looks pretty decent here, but the way the line runs across her breasts in that dress, it makes them look really small and pushed together.
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hell no! I am on it this morning, ON IT! :)
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ya, you guys hit it on the head.
She needs to burn this dress...
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dress looks like it was peiced together using table cloth
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What's going on in the armpit area? Please don't get boney on me, Alba!
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Damn, my eyes are still burning from having to look at that ugly ass Brooke Hogan's face. This girl here is much better, because Jessica Alba is really one of the most beautiful women around.
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Please don’t get boney on me, Alba!****
Shit, I would not mind getting "boney" with her. This chick is so fucking fine.
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Dave
dress looks like it was peiced together using table cloth
LOLOL YOU TOOK THE FUCKIN WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY FUCKIN MOUTH!!!! MY HOPE IS THAT A PIANO FALLS ON HER FAT FATTY FATASS AND THEN ILL REJOICE GLEEFULLY! WHY CANT HEIDI KLUM HOST THE AWARDS? THAT FAT CUNT IS GOING TO TURN THE ENTIRE THING INTO A JACKASS FESTIVAL.
ONE MORE TIME! LOOK AT THIS THUNDER THIGH TANK ASS BITCH!!
http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0605/jessica-alba-mtv-fight-16.jpg&i... CUT AND PASTE OR CLICK WHATEVER, JUST CHECK IT BITCHES, NO ONES GETTING THIN HERE, THE BITCH SHOULDA STUCK WITH ANOREXIA.
DONT LIKE MY OPINION ON SLOBBA ALBATROSS? FUCK SUCK IT AND SWALLOW LOOSERS
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what's up with the funky panty-hose?
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To much fuckin make-up on her face. Why do women put all that shit on???
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Her face looks funky alright . . . botoxed forehead? It does not appear to be moving with the rest of her face.
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"Thunderthighs"? I guess by those standards Nicole Richie has a beer gut, pendulous breasts and a fuck-off pair of bingo wings...
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Hannie--hit the nail on the head.
The bones in her chest stand out like mountains, and she needs a weird lookin pushup to give her good cleavage. She could be a little curvier in my opinion.
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Next time I need to borrow a really ugly and unflattering dress, I know who to ask.
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so i guess the lack of any news stories detailing
a horrible disfiguirng accident
a la MJ's pepsi comercial
means that alba made it through the show unscathed.
How dissapointing
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww! that dress is SO 90s!!!!! as well as her!! shes a fat bitch with nothing to offer but her talentless acting atrocities HA! ha! vito you always make me laugh!!!! "slobba"!!!!!! AH hahahahah!!! she should have stuck woth her eating disorder, it worked for me!!!! i do NOT have a fallby belly OR ass!!!! HA ha, jessis is just a cum dumptsder!
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JUNIPER HOTTIE U TOOK THA WORDS RIGHT OUTTA MY MOUTH!!!!! FAT SLUT, I WOUDNT TOUCH HER WITH BIN LADIN'S PRICK!
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I would like to take Vito out for a cup of coffee...engage in some meaningful conversations...existentialism...Nietzsche...and his awesome and masterful command of the English language.
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Wow some of you guys are really cruel...I've always thought she looked really good but she needs to gain a little bit more weight.
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ANY TIME, NODAKAGIRL, ANYTIME. IM NOT VERY MUCH INTO DOSTOYEVSKY LIKE I WAS IN 12TH GRADE, BUT I ENJOYED JEAN VAL JEANS CHARACTER IN LE MISERABLES. I HAD A NUN FOR A TEACHER AND SHE PLAYED THE ENTIRE FUCKIN BOOK ON A RECORD PLAYER AND IT WAS ACTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO STAY AWAKE. IM REALLY JUST PULLING YOUR CHAIN, NODAKAGIRL, MY FAVE AUTHOR, IF YOUR REALLY CURIOUS IS CHARLES WILLEFORED. HE WRITES SOME REALLY COOL SHIT. I MEAN, HIS WORK IS GREAT. SEE? IM CHANGING MY TUNE! AND IM NO SCHITZO, DONT WORRY LOL!!!! OK, ON TO BONG RIPS AND THEN WORK.
OK, SLOBBA BASHING: (QUICK, ITS MY HIT!! ) SHES VILE AND REMINDS ME OF HOW SEXY THE WART ON MY ASS IS COMPARED TO HER. LOL!!!
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the wart on your ass!!!!!! that was awesome
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LOL THANKS JEALOUS, BABY :) NODAK, IM STILL WAITING..
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yo i hate to be a drag here but althought i AM a gay man, i am SO sick of jessica alba!!!!!!!!!! every movie she makes sucks the fattest part of peter griffen's ass, and the myv awards were so fixed, just like the last 2 elections. MWAH hahahaha! seriously, she is awful. no style, no looks, zero charisma and no talent....
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The Bud Man, your awful.
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she looks GORGEOUS but GOD HER ARMPITTS in the SECOND PICTURE FREAKS ME OUT :|
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That just goes to show what a smile can do for a face.
She looks a honey when she's smiling, as opposed to almost every other picture of her, where she's a pouting, sour-faced, miserable-looking cow.
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Beautiful
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john
so i guess the lack of any news stories detailing
a horrible disfiguirng accident
a la MJ’s pepsi comercial
means that alba made it through the show unscathed.
How dissapointing
DUH!!!!! shes so fat and talentless im hoping 4 the same shit vito is!!!!!! ;) hey hannie? "suck it" hahahahaha!!!!! you need glasses. that fat whore is such an atorocity to me. AND YYJ!!!!! she rocks!!!!
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Damn...you beat me lilspryte I thought I had first words!
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Susan
what’s up with the funky panty-hose?
shes trying to hide her cel-U-lite!!!!!!
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