Bastardly Breaking News! Mischa Barton still needs help carrying her shopping bags!
Friday, June 2nd, 2006 after a late four martini lunch

Look at this...her poor skelator arms can't take it anymore! Someone get out there and give the bitch a hand for crissakes!!
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SHE'S A REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY FARR CRY FROM BEING FAT DUDES
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someone remind me why is she famous?
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"someone remind me why is she famous?"
Good question, a friend and I just had a discussion about this yesterday.
It seems the current trend is if you are in just one show on TV lately they try and turn you into a celebrity overnight. You used to have to prove yourself with a long, distinguished career, but not anymore.
After only what 6 years of being a host, a friggin host of a TV show they have already given Ryan Seacrest a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. What a friggin JOKE. No where does Ryan Seacrest's name belong with actors like Jack Nicholson, Sean Connery and Meryl Streep. Kermit the Frog has had a longer career, and he worked with someones had up his ass all those years.
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Barton deserves her fame and popularity. Bilson is famous thank to her family and Brody.
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shes skinny n all... but she has some serious cankles! (calf-ankles)
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Nice shorts....you look like a fucken loser
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Hear, hear Jen. Those shorts are unflattering even on a toothpick like her.
Ryan Seacrest has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? WTF????
Oh, the humanity!!
I will eat those nasty boxers that Mischa is wearing if she ever helms any real career beyond the O.C. - a la Johnny Depp from 21 Jump Street.
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Are those JAMS?
Woo-hoo! The 80's retro look has finally reached critical mass!
(Be ahead of the game. Start hauling out your flannel long sleeves and slap bracelets now.)
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YAY undefined legs.
thank you US weekly for making me think she was super hot all over
I know the truth now
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For shit's sake people. She doesnt even look that skinny in these pictures.
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Who is coming up with theese skeletor comments? She looks perfectly healthy. If anything, Nicole Ritchie looks like skeletor right now.
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ok first of all...NO NO NO i am NOT saying she is fat because she obviously isnt, but mischa barton really is not as thin as this dude is trying to convince us she is...not that im like some expert or something but if you look at a picture of her you will see that while her upper body is very thin it is balanced out by her lower body...god, yeah i understand that nicole richie got pretty thin and wierd looking but please stop criticizing EVERYONE. and seriously so many people are gonna say "god why are u wearing such wierd shorts?" but when i walk down the street everyday, about 99% of the people I see are either dressed wierd or are ugly or are really disproportioned or something. you guys can criticize people on the computer but you obviously arent so good looking yourselves.
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Everyone singLE one of you are worthless pieces of shit. Stop!!! Stop!!! Mischa Barton's fat, skinny, who gives half a FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'd help her carry her bags if she needed help but she looks like she is doing ok anyway.
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I think she's lovely so why don't you perfect people go jerk off too some horse porn and leave this beautiful woman alone.I bet half of you would either kill your mother to look like her or be with her.
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NO NO NO! I MEAN FROM BEING THIN! SEE WHAT THE BRAINWASHING CAN DO?
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