Bastardly Breaking News! Mischa Barton needs help carrying her shopping bags
Friday, June 2nd, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
How do you expect Mischa Barton with those skelator arms to carry all those bags??? If she didn't get herself killed off The OC I bet she'd be able to pay some minions to carry her shit for her. But check it!...she's been shopping at Whole Foods!....without that damn dog too!
...and what's up with her wanna-be late 80's LL Cool J gold chain...looks more like something The Junkyard Dog would wear. Yeah baby, ol'skool WWF!!!
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What's with the chain around her neck you could lock a bike up with outside a store while you shop and those horendous shorts? I just don't understand fashion anymore, not that I ever did, and I'm cool with that.
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Caliban, I don't understand it either, so let's start a club called People Who Refuse to Dress Like Option 5 Special Kids, anyone else wanna join? Membership is free, but you will be examined closely to reassure that the purpose of the club is not sabotaged by way of wearing shitty "fashion" clothes.
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i haven't recovered from the jyd ref. :)
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I don't get it with this skinny bitch. No ass, no tits, skeletor legs, skeletor arms, and she's not even that pretty. That, and she's dating Cousin It. Really, who the fuck cares? It's not like she's going to eat any of that food, it's for her dog, you know.
However, the JYD reference was epic and this is why I am commenting.
80's WWF truly was the greatest. Long Live the Macho Man !!
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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im so happy she died on the o.c
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I think she woke up in that outfit.
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glimmer & Doom.... i could talk about ol'skool wwf for hours on end too just like Lex Luger's torture rack.
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"People Who Refuse to Dress Like Option 5 Special Kids"
The PWRTDLO5SP, I'm in Lil, and all dues come to me and will be allocated properly, I swear.
Jackson, is that the Junk Yard Dog?
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Oh I guess it is, I really have to read more of the previous posts before I start rambling.
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oh gosh that pic i'm going to laughing/smiling a few minutes on that. thanks jackson !!!! :)
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Celebrity without style(ist).
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wow, she has major cankles!
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im pretty sure her shorts are unbuckled. however, i actually really like Mischa Barton. And i find it really weird how you guys are calling her anorexic and thin legs, like yeah shes got really thin arms and a flat stomache but her legs are definately average, bigger then alot of stars these days. I also think she is one of the most beautiful actressess, like her bone structure and what not, its just so different from all those other girls.
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shes looks fine its not the best thing to wear but like stop calling her all theese names and by the way her legs aren't even skiny there average
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she lloks like a hillbilly
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