Josie Maran's REALLY Got Milk!



I'd have to say that Elizabeth Hurley still has one of the sexiest Got Milk? ads of all time, however, this is taking it to another level for one-up-manship...oh the naughty naughty thoughts that run through my mind looking at these pictures...okay, enough, I'm moving on.

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shes hot and everything...but i dont know whether to be weirded out or turned on by this scene.

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 10:21am
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But she can "milk" me anytime she wants!!

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 10:22am
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i remember seeing these pics a while ago
they are unbeliveably hot
i later had a dream
that the cow kicked her across the barn and knocked her unconscious
hotter still

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 10:31am
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WTF!

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 10:40am
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Slightly gross.

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 10:48am
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Would have been better if the cow was photoshopped out and the rest was left to the imagination.

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 10:50am
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I wonder how much money she got for this shoot?

my god....

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 10:54am
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what the hell
i thought she was a supermodel, not a pornstar

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 11:01am
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what the hell? i KNOW i posted a comment on here when there were only 3 comments...WEIRD. oh well. all i said was that shes pretty but this photoshoot is gross!

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 11:29am
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Whoa. Now that's scandalous. Love it.

But...doesn't cow's milk straight from the udder taste disgusting? Not to mention the fact that it's warm......damn. I just hope they paid her a lot of $$$ for this.

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 11:31am
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Fucking hell, that is just gross!!! I have to go eat dinner now.
I don't think I am going to have milk for a while!

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 12:10pm
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one word: teet

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 12:18pm
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ew. Why would a non porn model let herself be degraded like that.

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 12:18pm
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What...

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 12:29pm
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contender for post of year on this site.*thank you* jackson. :)

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 12:42pm
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Disgusting! I hope she catches Crohn's disease.

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 1:15pm
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this creeps me out because it makes me feel like I just witnessed beastiality........ leave the poor little critters alone!

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 4:10pm
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Ok, gross.

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 6:00pm
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I'm pretending it's a money shot. The pics are working for me.

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 6:18pm
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hah. hilarious.

EVERYTHING has sexual undertones, right?

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 6:33pm
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"Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew."

"We don't have a cow. We have a bull."

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 6:54pm
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Kingpin...haha! classic.

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 7:00pm
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yeah my favorite farley brothers movie
bill muray should have won an oscar
for his portrayal of Big Ern

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 7:12pm
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I love it! It's all over her face. I know what u guys are thinking and I agree.....boy do i agree.

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 10:53pm
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Everybody say Bu-ka-ke now.

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 11:45pm
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Lets all imagine it a cumshot and satisfy our deepest fantasies

Friday, June 2nd, 2006 @ 12:04am
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what the fuck..

Friday, June 2nd, 2006 @ 6:52am
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She should eat the cow's large shit logs!

Friday, June 2nd, 2006 @ 7:28am
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Pass, not a fan of anything involving animals, I mean come on they clean their asses with their tongues if they can reach.

Friday, June 2nd, 2006 @ 10:00am
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You are trying to say you wouldn't!! If I could suck my own 'D' I'd never leave the house!! I probably die of starvation or dyhydration!

Friday, June 2nd, 2006 @ 10:24am
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These photos are quite old, they were taken by the photographer Terry Richardson for a Sisley ad campaign although they thought it was a bit too risque for them and didnt use them. These and other photos that were never used can be found in a book that Richardson published.

Friday, June 2nd, 2006 @ 1:21pm
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Straight cow milk has more fat (anti-lowfat?) than "whole" milk at the store, so it might taste different even chilled.
Don't get me started on slaughtering a pig.

Saturday, June 3rd, 2006 @ 2:14am
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ugh! bitch is naaaasssstyyy. don't wanna know who the fuck this freak is. gross.

Saturday, June 3rd, 2006 @ 11:08pm
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Now there's some hot upside down cleavage -- Pam Anderson who?

Monday, June 5th, 2006 @ 5:29pm
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just need nicole richie to shove her arm up the cows ass now that would be some hot
barnyard shit mofos

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 @ 4:46pm
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[...] Is it that I’m disturbed by this photoshoot (not disturbed like Josie Maran’s milk photos…) or is it that I’m just jealous of grandpa for playing the role of “dirty old man”? [...]

Friday, July 14th, 2006 @ 10:09am
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Fucking Steve Librinsky hit it right on the head. ROFFL!!!!! But they aren't shit logs, they're more like smelly streams of thick brown wheat gluten.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 5:30pm
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That is one nasty girl. I bet there isn't anything she won't do.

Sunday, September 17th, 2006 @ 7:35am
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WOW..i think i'm in love! this is one of the freakest things i'v ever seen a model do..

Sunday, December 24th, 2006 @ 10:45am
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oh, oh, oh, yeah..yeah..yeah...yessssssss.......hummmpf.....pfffisss, splat, splat,spfissss, splat....
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....damn goooooood.....!

Thursday, January 18th, 2007 @ 12:20am
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[...] some pretty “controversial” ads. There’s that Terry Richardson shoot where the model is drinking cow milk straight out the udder. Then you’ve got the man hand ominously grabbing the breast. And now [...]

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 2:17pm
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[...] a glossy print ad campaign for fashion line Sisley. The brand is known for risque ads like that totally smutty Terry Richardson shoot, which everyone freaked out over. But, hello? We were so not surprised. It’s Terry fricking [...]

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 2:17pm
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I love it!! That cow is an extremely lucky piece of meat. I wish that was my dick in her mouth - I'd make her lick all the cum from round her face and swallow.

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 @ 9:17am
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Fantastic!!! absolutely love it not degrading at all very horny and enticing im off to drink some milk and play with my pussy!! kerry@a13bliss.co.uk

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007 @ 12:02pm
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Yeah I feel dirty!!! WOW...what was that all about!!

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 10:22am
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[...] Is it that I’m disturbed by this photoshoot (not disturbed like Josie Maran’s milk photos…) or is it that I’m just jealous of grandpa for playing the role of “dirty old man”? [...]

Friday, July 14th, 2006 @ 10:09am
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