Bastardly Midnight Snack - Izabel Goulart at Victoria's Secret



Alright, I'm already starting a campaign for Izabel Goulart's future Bastardly Sexiest Women ranking to be a goddamn lot higher than #98. Izabel's been making a nice case for herself recently and you just can't deny that hotness...

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Wow, she looks so hot! I LOVE her hair and her dress!

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 1:36am
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For starters, she got to release some a sex video or something.. or better, she starts sleeping around with bastardly badass readers

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 3:13am
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She is gorgeous ... she is perfect ... another wonderful brazilian super model!!!!!!

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 7:50am
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nice eyes and nose, even greater hair and tan...but she needs food..she is too skinny! And her mouth looks crooked in most of the pictures...Hot without smiling..weird once she attempts to smile.

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 8:45am
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Buttafeet.

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 8:49am
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oh i realised she looks like rachel leigh cook in some pics..rather ordinary pretty-hot

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 8:55am
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Way, way, WAY too skinny. Very cute, but not amazing. You guys are enamored by anything "Brazilian."

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 10:22am
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Carmen Luvana came in at # 95 !!! Right ahead a few spots!! Remember Jackson - that was my big push!! Yesssss...!!!

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 10:30am
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These are pics for Victoria's Secret?
that dress/slip looks like shit
looks like she has cereal bowls stuffed in the top

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 10:40am
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in some pics she looks about 45. not impressed. downgrade for vic's secret.

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 11:08am
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SHE GOT HUGE MAN-HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 12:31pm
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[...] I’ll let you all decide if ranking #36 for Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006 was about right for Marissa Miller or not. Should we be campaigning for her to be higher on the list like Izabel Goulart? [...]

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 1:10pm
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How dumb can one get? How do you know if she eats or not?Maybe she's a vegan.Or she probably has fast metabolism.

Saturday, June 3rd, 2006 @ 5:53pm
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[...] Um….so seriously, is that her thing to look over excedingly (if that’s a real word) white???? It looks like Izabel Goulart and Karolina Kurkova are posing with a mannequin….awh, Manenquin…such a great 80’s movie…okay, went off track there. Dita Von Teese is most definitely giving Maggie Grace a run for her money for being the whitest white person ever. [...]

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 @ 10:37am
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she looks good in this pics but she's not that good,actually.
she is a cheap version of alessandra ambrosio.

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 @ 10:52am
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damn this girl is fat
you need to lose some weight izzy
i always thought we americans were the obess ones
seems like the brazzies have proved me wrong

Saturday, June 10th, 2006 @ 2:49am
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She's thin, but not terribly skinny either. She looks pretty healthy to me (and pretty hot too)

Wednesday, June 14th, 2006 @ 8:59am
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Is there something wrong with me that I don't think this girl is attractive at all?!?!? Maybe I just see beauty in a different why, but I think I am for attractive than her and she is a victoria secret model???? I don't really understand what it is about this girl that makes her attractive....?

Saturday, July 29th, 2006 @ 12:04am
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Hey dudes c'mon. sure she has hands that are akin to those badass facehuggers from the Alien trilogy, but remember she's 5'9 1/2. she's gotta be in proportion!

anyway has anyone seen her interview on the conan o'brien show? it's on youtube if you want to check it out. she seems real sweet there and just a little saucy!! (much like a 'carry on' film!)

izabel goulart.....i would! (twice)

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 8:47pm
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stuning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006 @ 7:31am
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Izabel Goulart thanks for the Victoria’s Secret!

Monday, August 28th, 2006 @ 11:35am
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i love this woman

Wednesday, August 30th, 2006 @ 9:22pm
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SIMPLY GORGEOUS

Monday, September 4th, 2006 @ 6:59am
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Guys, i tink Adriana Lima is the most stunning woman! But this girl is right after her..real pretty! face is flawless

Sunday, September 17th, 2006 @ 8:23am
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she doesnt even touch ally ambrosio, ally has her beat in every category, eys lips leg ass !! .

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 1:39am
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hot

Thursday, October 5th, 2006 @ 6:09am
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Stunning girl

Monday, November 6th, 2006 @ 5:44am
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Izabel is a 9.99. Gizelle is a 9.97. Petra Nemcova is a 10. Alessandra is a 10.

Friday, November 17th, 2006 @ 9:36am
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her hands are huge...

Thursday, December 7th, 2006 @ 6:58am
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adriana is the besttt
izabela is soo pretty

Saturday, December 9th, 2006 @ 11:54pm
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our obsession with brazil's top export is not arbitrary the top VS models happend to be gorgewous and from brazzil. Izabela desrves to be in the 20's at least if u saw the new pics fro m this years fashion shoew b4 the show like by the plane and by the very sexy wtvr campaign and in the express advertisements she has proven herself and her name shall be known
20's HEAR ME!!

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 1:08am
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She is a knockout beauty. And I happed to love a woman with beautiful big hands!

Friday, March 2nd, 2007 @ 2:57pm
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Izabel is absolutely gorgeous!! I would crawl 100 yards thru broken glass and rusty nails to kiss her from head to toe

Monday, April 23rd, 2007 @ 8:40pm
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I think she has such sexy long fingers and big beautiful hands!!!!

Monday, April 30th, 2007 @ 11:28pm
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she has a manly face and manly hands

but thats no problem. its ok these days for a woman to look like a man....

Wake up!!!

Sunday, July 22nd, 2007 @ 6:40am
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That face is so ugly, it is not nice to look at, not atractive.

Saturday, December 8th, 2007 @ 3:03pm
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She is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking hot!!!!

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 @ 6:57pm
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oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i think i just peed on my damn pants!!!!!!!!this gurl is sooooooooo damn fiiiiiine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 11:41am
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why these brazilians bitches have to put their tongues out??????...LOL....nasty nasty and this one is super UGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Monday, February 11th, 2008 @ 4:52pm
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big feet.

still hot though =)

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 8:01am
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she's gorgeous but come on, eat some food, woman! And she sort of has freakishly large hands..

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 9:00am
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Look at those hands !!! They are huges.

It makes me wonder if she wasn't a guy in a another life.

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 9:02am
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