Elizabeth Hurley's MILFilicious leg... and of course boobs.



I can never get enough of Elizabeth Hurley...the boobs, the accent. She's spawned a new generation of milk drinkers in the horndogg community too! Hell, she even caught the gay (not like there's anything wrong with that!) Elton John snatching a peeky at the titties.

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33 Scandalous Comments

WOW, she looks great in that dress!! I'd 4 sure lay it on her!! Man...

Friday, May 26th, 2006 @ 10:40am

I saw some topless pics of her and was disappointed. This lady looks smoking with clothes on--only.

Friday, May 26th, 2006 @ 10:52am

She paid alot of money to look this hot, because when she first appeared, she wasn't that impressive. You know, she only eats once a day? She said so!

Friday, May 26th, 2006 @ 10:55am

her legs are not nice in my opinion- they look porky

Friday, May 26th, 2006 @ 10:57am

porky legs?!?!

tsk tsk...

take notice women: strive to look this good.

Friday, May 26th, 2006 @ 11:20am

She's fucking gorgeous. Porky legs? Lay off the LSD - you're hallucinating.

Friday, May 26th, 2006 @ 11:20am

SOoo hot, damn...always said she should be in top 10.

Friday, May 26th, 2006 @ 11:34am

Liz, porky? No way.
Porky, now there's a word I don't hear often...remind's me of the movie Porky's...
Anyway Liz is freakin' gorgeous.

Friday, May 26th, 2006 @ 11:37am

Suzanne, these aren't porky legs (see: Kelly Osbourne). I believe these are what were called "gams" in the 50's and 60's, full, shapely legs. Slim, shapely legs are called stems. LOL. I'm very particular about legs, because I'm inordinately proud of mine, so I waste no opportunity to make fun of other lady legs. However, she has very nice legs, no knee fat, and no sign of cankles. eww.

Friday, May 26th, 2006 @ 11:57am

A great example of a good-looking Brit.

Friday, May 26th, 2006 @ 11:59am

Lemure:

I stand corrected - you are right. I am also very picky about legs because I love mine too! we should have a bastardly leg show down!

Friday, May 26th, 2006 @ 12:14pm

Bastardly leg showdown! Bastardly leg showdown! Bastardly leg showdown!
lemure vs. Suzanne.

I'm all for it!!

Friday, May 26th, 2006 @ 12:39pm

LOL,Guillermo you are funny. We aren't celebs for dissection amongst you bastards. However, you may feel free to click on my myspace page. There is at least one half leg pic, but that's b/c I liked the shoes immensely.

Friday, May 26th, 2006 @ 12:46pm

Guillermo you're cute

but I didn't mean just the two of us but a call to arms to all ladies who are confident that they have great legs...

Friday, May 26th, 2006 @ 12:47pm

LSD........Can you get any?

Friday, May 26th, 2006 @ 1:03pm

I'd lick any part of her until my tongue fell off.

Friday, May 26th, 2006 @ 1:42pm

I'd drink her bath water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, May 26th, 2006 @ 2:19pm

That first pic is butta if I've ever seen it, and the rest are I Can't Believe It's Not Butta.

Friday, May 26th, 2006 @ 2:26pm

half a loaf's better than nuttin'
I can't get on myspace from work, I'll check it out from home this weekend.
You women are totally hilarious about your shoes.
I'm kinda bummed no one else has taken the bastardly leg showdown challenge...
I'd submit mine a little later in the summer..they look like polar bars with black hair at the moment.

Friday, May 26th, 2006 @ 3:17pm

She's got a great rack. But otherwise? I don't get it.
Would like to know what street creds bumper-outta-bein'-in-dah-butta category? Besides her jammin' titties, what else is there?
Especially when gazing at Snap #1?

Friday, May 26th, 2006 @ 3:54pm

Frank: not just women, guys have gotta build a six pack too. too many hairy, fat apes amongst roses.

Saturday, May 27th, 2006 @ 8:07am

Damn her face is old. Body looks nice though.

Sunday, May 28th, 2006 @ 4:45am

between her and monica belluci, who would win?

Sunday, May 28th, 2006 @ 10:47pm

Even though she's getting a little long in the tooth- she's still my favortie. And she's a chcik I'd actually WANT to talk while I was nailing her. Love that accent!

Monday, May 29th, 2006 @ 8:06am

I'd lick her from her toes to her..................................

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 8:50am

bring on the leg showdown!

Saturday, October 21st, 2006 @ 12:12am

MILFilicious....got that right!
Damn.

Thursday, December 28th, 2006 @ 11:01am

id fuck her really hard like really hard probably all night and a good bit into the morning

Monday, June 25th, 2007 @ 4:40pm

#2 may well be right - but rest asured this lady can truly fuck in the sack with the best of them.

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 10:20pm

Porky Vs. Athletic. Liz has always had geat legs. They are athletic though. There's some muscle in the calves and thighs that's all. Another lady in the group, Elisabeth Rohm has the same look. I like it alot. I'd bang either one of these ladies no questions asked.

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 11:27am

I will like to suck Elizabeth Hurley's leg all night long if possible..Very hot legs he owns...

Thursday, December 6th, 2007 @ 4:49pm

Once she get into my bed...i'll give her my 7" tool. Arun Nayar will not have sex with Elizabeth Hurley for months. I'll squirt my cum into her womb and fill her up for months.

Saturday, February 16th, 2008 @ 12:24pm

The woman is perfect!!

Monday, July 14th, 2008 @ 1:23pm

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