Elizabeth Hurley's MILFilicious leg... and of course boobs.
Friday, May 26th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
I can never get enough of Elizabeth Hurley...the boobs, the accent. She's spawned a new generation of milk drinkers in the horndogg community too! Hell, she even caught the gay (not like there's anything wrong with that!) Elton John snatching a peeky at the titties.
WOW, she looks great in that dress!! I'd 4 sure lay it on her!! Man...
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I saw some topless pics of her and was disappointed. This lady looks smoking with clothes on--only.
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She paid alot of money to look this hot, because when she first appeared, she wasn't that impressive. You know, she only eats once a day? She said so!
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her legs are not nice in my opinion- they look porky
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porky legs?!?!
tsk tsk...
take notice women: strive to look this good.
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She's fucking gorgeous. Porky legs? Lay off the LSD - you're hallucinating.
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SOoo hot, damn...always said she should be in top 10.
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Liz, porky? No way.
Porky, now there's a word I don't hear often...remind's me of the movie Porky's...
Anyway Liz is freakin' gorgeous.
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Suzanne, these aren't porky legs (see: Kelly Osbourne). I believe these are what were called "gams" in the 50's and 60's, full, shapely legs. Slim, shapely legs are called stems. LOL. I'm very particular about legs, because I'm inordinately proud of mine, so I waste no opportunity to make fun of other lady legs. However, she has very nice legs, no knee fat, and no sign of cankles. eww.
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A great example of a good-looking Brit.
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Lemure:
I stand corrected - you are right. I am also very picky about legs because I love mine too! we should have a bastardly leg show down!
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Bastardly leg showdown! Bastardly leg showdown! Bastardly leg showdown!
lemure vs. Suzanne.
I'm all for it!!
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LOL,Guillermo you are funny. We aren't celebs for dissection amongst you bastards. However, you may feel free to click on my myspace page. There is at least one half leg pic, but that's b/c I liked the shoes immensely.
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Guillermo you're cute
but I didn't mean just the two of us but a call to arms to all ladies who are confident that they have great legs...
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LSD........Can you get any?
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I'd lick any part of her until my tongue fell off.
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I'd drink her bath water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That first pic is butta if I've ever seen it, and the rest are I Can't Believe It's Not Butta.
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half a loaf's better than nuttin'
I can't get on myspace from work, I'll check it out from home this weekend.
You women are totally hilarious about your shoes.
I'm kinda bummed no one else has taken the bastardly leg showdown challenge...
I'd submit mine a little later in the summer..they look like polar bars with black hair at the moment.
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She's got a great rack. But otherwise? I don't get it.
Would like to know what street creds bumper-outta-bein'-in-dah-butta category? Besides her jammin' titties, what else is there?
Especially when gazing at Snap #1?
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Frank: not just women, guys have gotta build a six pack too. too many hairy, fat apes amongst roses.
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Damn her face is old. Body looks nice though.
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between her and monica belluci, who would win?
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Even though she's getting a little long in the tooth- she's still my favortie. And she's a chcik I'd actually WANT to talk while I was nailing her. Love that accent!
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I'd lick her from her toes to her..................................
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bring on the leg showdown!
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MILFilicious....got that right!
Damn.
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id fuck her really hard like really hard probably all night and a good bit into the morning
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#2 may well be right - but rest asured this lady can truly fuck in the sack with the best of them.
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Porky Vs. Athletic. Liz has always had geat legs. They are athletic though. There's some muscle in the calves and thighs that's all. Another lady in the group, Elisabeth Rohm has the same look. I like it alot. I'd bang either one of these ladies no questions asked.
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I will like to suck Elizabeth Hurley's leg all night long if possible..Very hot legs he owns...
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Once she get into my bed...i'll give her my 7" tool. Arun Nayar will not have sex with Elizabeth Hurley for months. I'll squirt my cum into her womb and fill her up for months.
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The woman is perfect!!
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