Bastardly Breaking News! Petra Nemcova Makes Cannes Film Festival Beautiful!

Posted on Friday, May 26th, 2006 @ 1:59am by Moelicious

Recent reports courtesy of kind Bastardly Correspondents @ the Film Festival inform us that Petra actually walked---yes, using her very own feet!---to Ivana Trump's Dinner Party held @ the deliciously serene Pangaea Soleil Beach. The report also pointed out how there was cockfest trailing her cute, little ass the entire way to the par-taay (see photos).

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1. PimpMofo (Uncertified Bastard)

Sometimes I wish I were gay so I don't have to be obsessed with Petra.

Friday, May 26th, 2006 @ 2:22am

2. DudeGuy (Uncertified Bastard)

I like how you have three pages, and the same picture of Petra on every page hahaha.

Friday, May 26th, 2006 @ 4:34am

3. senin (Uncertified Bastard)

What's the other bitch saying? My cleavage makes up for my hook nose?

Friday, May 26th, 2006 @ 9:53am

4. Nikki (Uncertified Bastard)

PimpMofo, there is nothing wrong with being obsessed with Petra. I'd actually say it's quite a lot of fun... even if your friends make fun of you because you squeal when her Pantene commercials come on TV, haha. Anyway, click on the link that will hopefully be on my name. Seriously the cutest thing ever!

Friday, May 26th, 2006 @ 1:46pm

5. Crack makes you Fast (Uncertified Bastard)

Holy shit! That video was HOT. Thanks Nikki.

Friday, May 26th, 2006 @ 1:57pm

6. Jackson

Nikki! my day is complete now thanks to you!

Friday, May 26th, 2006 @ 2:53pm

7. Nikki (Uncertified Bastard)

Haha, I'm always happy to help. No day is ever complete without Petra!

Friday, May 26th, 2006 @ 4:44pm

8. Thierry (Uncertified Bastard)

Let's have a game : what is this girl saying ?
"Take a picture of me ! I'm as sexy as Petra !"

Friday, May 26th, 2006 @ 9:59am

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