Bastardly Breaking News! Tara Reid walks around in Cannes!



Tara Reid somehow snuck herself an invite to Cannes since we know she hasn't done anything that would garner some acclaim at Cannes. Here she is the morning after a typical "Taradise" night of excessive drinking, puking, and random drunken sex.

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23 Scandalous Comments

i was watching the Big Lebowski
the other night she is smoking it that
now she looks like a waitress at a Wafflehouse
"with or without darlin'"

Thursday, May 25th, 2006 @ 10:27am

Her time is over. Next!

Thursday, May 25th, 2006 @ 10:37am

Alternative headline:
"Tara Reid Walks Around WITH Her Cans"

Thursday, May 25th, 2006 @ 10:43am

She looks like one of those old men who are really really top heavy from drinkin busch and have skinny legs. She must be a man. Don't women fill out all over, especially in the ass and hips and not all upper body?

Thursday, May 25th, 2006 @ 11:04am

Gods this girl is nasty. Everytime I see her she looks like a greasy washed-out drunk. There is absolutely nothing attractive about her.

Thursday, May 25th, 2006 @ 11:21am

Horrible shoes--FUG outfit. She's a washed-up has-been with with ugly hair and ugly tits.

Thursday, May 25th, 2006 @ 11:25am

Ew. Now there's one celeb I never want to see naked.

Thursday, May 25th, 2006 @ 11:33am

she is in serious need of a push-up bra.

Thursday, May 25th, 2006 @ 11:34am

her face looks good in general, and excellent for her. But that body....strange. She's not fat, just flabby and bloated looking. She probably weighs less than the average american female.

Thursday, May 25th, 2006 @ 11:57am

Is she still in the movie business?

Thursday, May 25th, 2006 @ 1:13pm

She looks like a rainbow and a bum threw up on her simultaneously

Thursday, May 25th, 2006 @ 1:52pm

John. (LMAO)
Waffle House, huh?
You want that scattered, smother, covered and chunked?

Thursday, May 25th, 2006 @ 2:24pm

I STILL THINK SHES CUTE. REMEMBER HER IN VAN WILDER? SHE IS GETTING TICKY TACKY THO, BUT I LOVE THE BLONDES!!!! NOT DIGGIN HER BELLY ANYMORE, EVEN HER GAMS ARE LOOKIN NOT THAT GREAT. BUT I STILL LIKE HER FACE AND ATTITUDE!!!!!

Thursday, May 25th, 2006 @ 3:18pm

the girl in blue walking behind her in the 1st pic is way hotter than Tara!

Thursday, May 25th, 2006 @ 6:22pm

[...] C’mon now folks, Tara Reid can’t fool us…we know how she truly looks minus the make-up artists, lighting, and Photoshop gurus… [...]

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 @ 10:32am

Epitome of the Hollywood has-been freeloader.

Saturday, June 17th, 2006 @ 12:39pm

ewww....that bitch has always looked like trailer park trash. she epitomizes overrated!

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006 @ 12:48am

She looks sober here, but that's probably because she just woke up here and is on her way to the bar.

Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006 @ 9:03pm

What the fuck is wrong with you guys????
Everybody who is young is drinking, has been totally drunk(at least once),has sex etc. So where's the point?? Only because she is famous, she can't do the things everyone is doing?
So and even if she was fat, what's the deal? I don't think that everyone who posted here is thin and has a perfect skin....

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006 @ 10:48am

tara reid was in the big lebowski? i dont recall that. i but i was watching van wilder last night and she looked really cute in that, before her stupid fake tits came along

Monday, May 7th, 2007 @ 8:50pm

she has horrible posture

Thursday, May 25th, 2006 @ 10:30am

There is a hint of the old "hot" Tara in the first pic on the second page...otherwise...ewwww.

Thursday, May 25th, 2006 @ 11:21am

Gawd, she fell off, and hit about 10 miles of unpaved road, 13 speed bumps and a dead possum!

Thursday, May 25th, 2006 @ 11:22am

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