Bastardly Breaking News! Tara Reid walks around in Cannes!
Posted on Thursday, May 25th, 2006 @ 10:20am by Jackson

Tara Reid somehow snuck herself an invite to Cannes since we know she hasn't done anything that would garner some acclaim at Cannes. Here she is the morning after a typical "Taradise" night of excessive drinking, puking, and random drunken sex.
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i was watching the Big Lebowski
the other night she is smoking it that
now she looks like a waitress at a Wafflehouse
"with or without darlin'"
Her time is over. Next!
Alternative headline:
"Tara Reid Walks Around WITH Her Cans"
She looks like one of those old men who are really really top heavy from drinkin busch and have skinny legs. She must be a man. Don't women fill out all over, especially in the ass and hips and not all upper body?
Gods this girl is nasty. Everytime I see her she looks like a greasy washed-out drunk. There is absolutely nothing attractive about her.
Horrible shoes--FUG outfit. She's a washed-up has-been with with ugly hair and ugly tits.
Ew. Now there's one celeb I never want to see naked.
she is in serious need of a push-up bra.
her face looks good in general, and excellent for her. But that body....strange. She's not fat, just flabby and bloated looking. She probably weighs less than the average american female.
Is she still in the movie business?
She looks like a rainbow and a bum threw up on her simultaneously
John. (LMAO)
Waffle House, huh?
You want that scattered, smother, covered and chunked?
I STILL THINK SHES CUTE. REMEMBER HER IN VAN WILDER? SHE IS GETTING TICKY TACKY THO, BUT I LOVE THE BLONDES!!!! NOT DIGGIN HER BELLY ANYMORE, EVEN HER GAMS ARE LOOKIN NOT THAT GREAT. BUT I STILL LIKE HER FACE AND ATTITUDE!!!!!
the girl in blue walking behind her in the 1st pic is way hotter than Tara!
[...] C’mon now folks, Tara Reid can’t fool us…we know how she truly looks minus the make-up artists, lighting, and Photoshop gurus… [...]
Epitome of the Hollywood has-been freeloader.
ewww....that bitch has always looked like trailer park trash. she epitomizes overrated!
She looks sober here, but that's probably because she just woke up here and is on her way to the bar.
What the fuck is wrong with you guys????
Everybody who is young is drinking, has been totally drunk(at least once),has sex etc. So where's the point?? Only because she is famous, she can't do the things everyone is doing?
So and even if she was fat, what's the deal? I don't think that everyone who posted here is thin and has a perfect skin....
tara reid was in the big lebowski? i dont recall that. i but i was watching van wilder last night and she looked really cute in that, before her stupid fake tits came along
she has horrible posture
There is a hint of the old "hot" Tara in the first pic on the second page...otherwise...ewwww.
Gawd, she fell off, and hit about 10 miles of unpaved road, 13 speed bumps and a dead possum!
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