Pretty face/smile.
Unfortunately, they're on the World's Largest HEAD.
Scary! Belongs in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

whoa, manhand in pic #3...

There is no way this woman ever eats the things she prepares on her show, she is a stick and I would be afraid to break her if I fucked her, but I would still do it.

Post #2:
I agree evur.
So let's shove that hand in a Cuisinart on "HI."
Make a dandy Marinara sauce...

...splattered....
...red...
all...
over...
...the La Cucina....
mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha...!

Those hands look rattlesnake bitten. The Rach-Ray has the balloon mitts as well. Anyone ever been spanked with the gorgeous man-hand?

Jackson leave the comments/text on the pictures to Moelicious. Your comments are NOT funny at all. I've been following your comments for a while and you're clearly trying too hard.

Just post the pictures and leave the commenting to Moelicious, PLEASE !

I don't even know who the fuck she is nor do I care.

What I really wanna know though is...Did she get charged for breaking into the old Three's Company set and stealing Chrissy's Wardrobe?

I adore Giada! She's beautiful, she is classy and she cooks really well. And she is part of Old Hollywood royalty. I mean her last name? As in Dino? Or shall we say, Uncle Dino.
They were lucky to get her for the premiere.

This girl is much much better than Rachel Ray.

Her MAN HANDS are fucking scary.

Yes, manhands with a guy watch.

Her argument could be that she works with her hands and so they get like really buff.

She's still hot though.

she should show off more of her body (ie: titties). her mom's curtains and flava flav's necklace are just accentuating the cranium size. i bet her claws can manipulate flacid dough into a cream filled 12'' doughnut.

doood she got a bad case of the Donatella hands.

HA! Donatella hands. Brilliant!

Giada lives in LA... Rachael lives in NY. I am sure it is more convenient for Giada to attend the premier. Rach is probably eating somewhere!

Rachael Ray Pictures

Rachael Ray is all over the foot networks, and now she’s going to host a daytime food show of her own. Saucy!

rachel ray tips like crap in $40-a-day. someone should tell her that the servers of america dred her visit! a high-mainteance table with no compensation. thanks (to rachel and her producers) for the appriciation of people in customer service

Giada is beautiful. Way, way hotter than most of the plastic twats we tear to shreds on this site.

I don't know. I have a bit more respect for RR since watching the Food Network's Iron Chef battle this month. Rachael did admit to not being a chef, but merely a cook. I saw a lot of 'better than thou' in Giada's attitude when the verdict was given. She stood there and closed her eyes as though she was told to stand naked in Times Square on New Year's Day. Bobby Flay seems to have a short fuse as well. A lot of these celeb's are all smiles in front of the camera, but in public... Look out! Mr/Ms Hyde...

I would bend rachel ray over and slide my tongue as far up her tight little butthole as I could, until I could taste what she ate for dinner the night before. I would proceed to ram my tiny penis into that tight little brown hole and pound her like my life depended on it. I would probably ejaculate about 2 quarts of semen into her rectum, and I would tell her to hold it in while I beat Giada into unconciousness. I would then lay Giada on her back with her gigantic square mouth open, and make rachel squat that big beautiful ass over her face and fart my semen into Giadas mouth. J-j-j-j-jeaaaahhhhh!

Its interesting how you can learn to inject multicultural accents, colloquialisms, and pseudo-scientific jargon into you daily joargon to sound authentic. Take for instance "Every Day Italian" by Giada De Laurentiis on the Food Network. I love her, but I think that she over-emphasizes her accents and inflection.

She always makes wonderful dishes with Marsacapone (pr: Maaar-scap-onneee) cheese and of course Parmigan (always referred to as Parmigannno- reggggggiano). I heard her refer to "Nutella" last week on her show as Newwww-tellllla). I mean there has to be a limit to doing the "ethnic infection" thing. I mean maybe I should call my pal friend from Germany mein freund Lars.

Its almost like when someone non-hispanic refers to our neighbor to the south as Me-hi-co, instead of the standard Mexx-i-co. It has a sense of non-authenticity that rings aloud and proud.

When people in media try and gain some "cred" by showing that they know how to inflect their "ethic" tone into shows/conversations/vernacular statements, it seems to me that there is a problem (excuse me, I mean't problema/ratsael/inkinga/svårighet) [For those of you who don't know, that was the word "PROBLEM" in Spanish, then German, the isiZulu, then Swedish].

I guess if one can inflect and translate common words in their daily jargon I can too.

I think its the same bullshit that people have always used to gain some sort of authenticity. "Speak over other people's heads" and you're an expert. But c'mon!

Its a double edged sword though, I know it. I hate it when people call them "peee-cans" and not "pii-caaans," and when those people from the South pronounce the "L" in Salmon. But there has to be a limit to American Linguistic Ethno-Cred! Next time I want some chicken, I might go into a restaurant and order some "heunterlirrijitres"... Or next time I want to say "good morning", I might instead try "hajimemashte"...Or the next time sone cuts me off on the freeway, I might shout, "Auch du und deine mutter auch!

There is a difference between people going into the local Mexican restaurant and ordering Tor-tilllllas, with the "l's" pronounced strongly, and the affected vernacular on TV. Someone save them! And don't fall for the fake credibility of someone who strives to speak over you!

She's got a huge head but I'd still rape her hard!!!!

i cannot stand rachael ray .giada d has more looks and talent i'd eat her food but not rr's
i saw rr in a bathing suit on 40 dollars a day and gross .all of rr rays family yuck .giadas
family are pretty .i just wish that they both could be on iron chef america again and should be just them. and giada could but the pants off of raceal ray. the only way rr won was because molto was helping her .GIADA ROCKS...............RACHEAL RAY NOT............. BY THE WAY I DON'T HATE RR THIS IS JUST SPEAKING MY MIND SO HATE SHOULD NEVER BE SAID ABOUT EITHEER OF THEM

Chris Moore: If you wake up in the morning next to your Japanese wife, and say "hajime mashite" instead of "good morning" (or "ohayo") to her, she'll probably kick your ass.

"Hajime mashite" means "how do you do," as in, "nice to meet you for the first time."

In your examples, it's not as if Giada's trying to supplant an Italian word for an English word. She's just pronouncing an Italian word more like an Italian would than an American.

She was born in Italy. Her family is Italian. It still bugs the hell out of me when she over emphasizes Italian words. The camera focuses on her more than they do the food she's preparing.

I actually like big hands on a woman, but her hands are big and man-like. She has short stubby finger and huge palms. Although I am sure they would be good for other things besides cooking.

I still say that RR looks 1000% better than big head

ohh man would I do her!

Where are her lips?