Bastardly Lady of the Day - Eva
Posted on Wednesday, May 24th, 2006 @ 10:40am by Jackson

Sorry folks, but no questionaire answers from her but I just had to get these pictures up. Maybe she'll swing on through to the site and see her pictures up and give us the answers you want??? Otherwise, you're left with just running the gauntlet on her based off just the pictures.
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EH!
WOW, She is dating a celebrity...Alfred E. Newman. Why is she wasting her time asking to get her pics posted on here when her boyfriend is a big-wig with MAD Magazine and all?
humm.... next
They both are ugly.
Forget Eva!
Let's just pick on her boyfriend!
I PEED when I saw his face!
He looks like someone who's living a lie.
At least his "wife beater" shirt is.
Isn't that a Susan G. Comen "Race for the Cure" tee? Worn inside out?
That's 33 demerits for wearing oxymoronic clothing: a wife-beater tee-shirt made from a tee that promotes savings thousands of women's lives from breast cancer.
("Oxymoronic." Don't cha just LOVE that word?)
She has a beautiful face and beautiful skin. She also appears to be committing statutory rape, though. That guy next to her clearly hasn't gone through puberty yet.
cute
Haha the Alfred E. Newman remark is funny as hell.
Very pretty
The first picture blows...
Spit out the gum and dump the redneck.
Truly bastardly women would never be caught photographed with a cast member of Deliverance.
BLOTD fan, I concure...
Maybe that's her other brother Daryl?
Looks like those women who sell stuff in the dirty marketplace in third world countries..
I have nothing of importance to say, she looks pretty plain, and her BF, guy friend, relative, w/e looks like a douche.
she looks ok.
at least not as bad as the skanky hoes we had this past week...
looks much like rosario dawson.
BLOTDfan: TPATS 2. I’d hit it and let you know on asking. If she admits to sleepign with that guy openly, then it becomes TPATS 1, because I’d have to deny I shared vagie with him. .
hahahaha. isnt that why you need to use a condom? for protection, if in case, theres MORE THAN ONE GUY who "sticks it in" her "personal space"?
I'll be honest...I won't lie...I won't twist the truth...I won't hide my feelings...NO!
oh yeah, rosario dawson is oooglllyyyy
Her face might have potential but talk about not putting any effort into the pics being sent in for judging. I really have barely anything to go by, so I'll have to take a pass.
Odds are she didn't send in any good body pics, because well, they aren't good.
brandon, i dont see anything in what i wrote that would make anyone assume im jealous of a BLOTD.
i said shes ok. she does look ok. she doesnt look bad, nor does she look hot.
and for you to say rosario dawson is ugly, then u need glasses... or a massive shot of TESTOSTERONE.
im asian so you got it wrong on the tori spelling part.
im a girl but i do know when to admit if another girl is hot or not. unlike u. u seem to be perpetually confused.
funny,ur comment (and grammar) doesnt piss me off, it just amuses me kid.
Cute in the first picture, but gorgeous when smiling! And without being heavily made up or in slutty clothes, too. *applause*
Yuck, Asian Tori Spelling? You must be ugly... Show your pics and prove that you're not another ugly Asian Ho!
I think she's pretty.
I agree with NodakGirl! Lets just make fun of the redneck Darrell that she is with. When I said the dude looks like Alfred E. Newman I thought it was damn funny but when I read the rest of the comments I laughed my ass off. Ears like satellite dishes...too funny!
bucknasty:
I gotta agree with nodakgirl: definitely a wifebeater. It's inside out because that's how you get the second day's wear out of it - just like his underwear (if any).
Tori,
Condom is a definite necessity, but the point being expressed is one of a credibility issue. I'd feel strange if other people knew I had something after that particular dude, who I feel the same about as Tragic Hero eloquently stated. In the opposite case, for reinforcement, I'd gladly take sloppy seconds from most Hollywood casting couch dudes.
VERY PLAIN. Also, still too ethnic to be anything close to pretty. BTW, stay out of the tanning booth.
Tori, Brandon is this girl's bf in the picture above, so everyone who is making fun of his appearance must now call him Brandon, not Daryl, got it?? :)
lilyspryte, see i already suspected it was him all along...
hehehe.
Here is how I perceive shirts... Since there seems to be a debate about it!
Caliban...you are wearing the shirt correctly. The key word is UNDERSHIRT. It was not meant to wear out in public alone I believe. I also concur that what he is wearing is NOT a wifebeater. The undershirt tight fitting T IS the wifebeater. A true wifebeater is worn by a fat person and their belly hangs out of it or Kevin Federline.
That shirt..that Darrell is wearing above is an open armed t-shirt. I believe what he is wearing is not stylish, nor is it redneck or a wifebeater. I believe redneck would at least have to have one of the following on it. Monster Trucks, Nascar, Dale Earnhardt, Wrestling or any cartoon character (usually is Tazmanian Devil, Marvin the Martian, Winnie the Pooh or Tigger) This can be seen just about anytime of the day at your local Walmart. Most generally though at the beginning of every month. The true REDNECK T-Shirt was sold with sleeves but Uncle Jesse decided to cut off the sleeves for a "cooler look". I especially laugh when they cut the collar off too.
PEED, POTTY!
So what about the shirt being a "Race for the Cure" shirt? Any color/play-by-play in that regard?
"The true REDNECK T-Shirt was sold with sleeves but Uncle Jesse decided to cut off the sleeves for a “cooler lookâ€. I especially laugh when they cut the collar off too."
LMAO, I have to be honest in saying there was a few shirts that I did cut the sleeves and collar off but it was only to make the shirt looser and more comfortable. Every now and then I wear one to a friend's party/barbecue for a laugh, and it always works, I can laugh at myself. I still think they are very comfortable on a hot day.
To my knowledge the wife beater became famous when "Cops" was first aired on TV, every other domestic disturbance call had some drunk on the porch in a sleeveless/collarless white undershirt saying he didn't hit her. Once again I could be wrong but it sure seemed they started calling them wife beaters after that.
hiphip- I can't believe you said this girl is "too ethnic to be anything close to pretty"- I thought people like you didn't exist anymore, but unfortunately you obviously do- but I know you're entitled to your own opinion :)
Anyway, what's her prettiness got to do with how "ethnic" she does or does not look? Personally, I think she's a very pretty girl with really good features.
Nice smile. The guy looks a little like Lance Armstrong.
Tori prove yourself by posting a pic of yourself. Or are you ashamed?
Yep, the last picture proved it; George Bush's illegitimate kinfolk are all over
NodakGirl...my idea of the race for the cure shirt is as follows:
a) He can't read but recognized the word "RACE" immediately and thought it was a promotional shirt for a Tractor Pull then someone told him what it said so he wears it inside out so not to waste the 50 cents he spent on it at the local thrift store.
But the real reason I believe that he wears shirts of this kind...
b) He has to wear shirts with alot of "open-ness" to them as they are the only kind that will fit over his ears!
Tori - picture wanted. No picture means UGGGGLLY!!! So all you girls reading this prove yourself by posting your pics. N they betta be sexxay!
Brandon, this is between you guys and I don't give a rats ass what started it or whatever but I will say (since you post your comments on a public forum) that just because a girl doesn't post her pics on here doesn't necessarily mean she's ugly and ashamed of it. I think any chick that does post their pics for people to comment is lacking something in their scruples and is looking and hoping for someone/anyone to give them some sense of self worth. Lay off about the chics posting their pics. They don't have to if they don't want to man!
Potty:
Trickling...
But that qualifies for saying -- PEED!
Brandon thinks tractors are sexy.
Angelina Jolie is sexy
Agreed...Angelina Jolie is uber sexy but she also has tons of money and professional people to make her look sexy! I am really turned off by her lately though.
Brandon...why are you telling us that anyway. Is it the best way you can come up with to prove to us you are not gay? See guys...I like girls...I think Angelina Jolie is sexy!
One more thing. She has a sense of self worth...she isn't posting her pictures on here either! She doesn't need to in a feeble attempt to make herself feel sexy. She knows she is already and doesn't need anyone to tell her that!
Or maybe Brandon named his tractor Angelina Jolie??? Hmmmm
Uh, I dont know Pottymouth... I really find Angelina Jolie sexy. Now if only all women who post at BLOTD looked like Angelina that would be cool!
oh yeah, they showed pics of Angelina in some country with no makeup and she still looked extremely hot. This woman above - not. Tori since she ain't showin her pic, obviously ugly. Even that Krista, that was EXTREMELY ugly.
jesus effin christ, he just wont stop.
sick racist fag. now he contradicts his own statement:
20# Brandon
Looks like those women who sell stuff in the dirty marketplace in third world countries..
he just insulted her... now see how he turns and switches his hide...
56# Brandon
yawn.. anyway, regarding eva, she’s not all that, but she got the guts to post her pics. Good for Eva!
just for clarification, potty, i didnt start it. I just DEFENDED myself from this pinprick. he started picking on me for no apparent reason.
apparently, brandon can only pick arguments with girls. cuz when potty started kicking his ass, he cant react much huh?
note to brandon: when u have an opinion, be sure to stick with it. u just lost 100 IQ points right there.
In some country??? Wow...you are really out of the loop man? Put down the crack pipe!
So is your Angelina Jolie Red (Case) or is it Green (John Deere)?
Uh.. I dont think so
Brandon, you should post YOUR pics so we can be the judge on YOU. STFU with that lame bull shit, infant. :)
aww, brandon, why do u keep on forcing me to send in my pics?
are u too poor to buy a playboy mag for ur own wanking pleasure?
i do have sexy pics, but i chose not to put it up here. it cheapens my image.
why should i care about what u think? ur prolly a virgin who cant get laid cuz ur too despicable (looks wise, personality wise and dick wise).
as potty have already said, u dont need to tell us u think angelina jolie is sexy just for us to think ur not gay.
we already know u are one.
this has gone way too far. u can yack all day, all night. im out.
Tori, dear, I want you to post u'r pic because you call the BLOTD ugly hos and call yourself hot. Now, talk is cheap. Show the pic and prove that indeed your a hot asian girl. I bet your probably another ugly asian girl again. some asians are flat chested. Are you flat chested? We won't know until you post your pic! So prove that their are gorgeous Asians by posting your pic. Otherwise, your just one fugly asian ho, who's all talk!
Comment #71 - TOO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!
Rosario Dawson is all that comes to mind.....
Yay! Another ugly mexican!
WTF?! I just found out the guy in the pic(Bryan) sent my pics in without my permission.I had no idea he did this until now.And he's not my bf.And FYI tralala you dumb ass, I'm not mexican. Why would you ASSume that? I'm 100% percent Native Indian.I ask that the owner of this site remove my pictures.
You guys are creepy...your comments...say alot about you.Grow up and stop stereotyping..To the guy who posted this,What questions are you talking about?
EVA - THAT is your boyfriend! Too Fucking Funny! You are a hottie. He is a retard. You need to dump his redneck Opie ass and get with someone worthy of your beauty baby! He must be good in bed or something? Ever done it on a tractor?
Eva...wanna have hot tractor sex? I will even wear a Nascar shirt if that's what it takes to get you in the mood baby!
Brandon...can I borrow your Angelina Jolie so that I can nail Eva tonight?
Not so…only praise for beautiful women like Monica Bellucci, Laetitia Casta,Angelina Jolie….BLOTDs are almost never white or mostly white, which is why they’re always ugly.
Yea...fucking racist bitch ass hoe.You need a man to satisfy your ditzy ass....so your only keen to white meat? POST YOUR PICS!
Beautiful women would also never submit a pic, but whatever.........I don't buy for a second that she didn't know about her fugly pics being submitted.
LMAO you trick.Not only are don't you have a brain...but you have a large ego.What make you beautiful?Your attitude says alot about you.Lose the fucking ego.makes you look even more ugly.
Your hot...i'd so do your body good...and keep your redbone ass in the bed.me likey 5 thumbs up!
Can you chant some of that Indian chant to me?
"Jameson," can you speak English, cuz we know you sho cain't type.
You can smoke crack in a peace pipe but I think it then becomes a crack pipe.
I think she's adorable. She's proof you don't need to glop on the make-up to look good.
Still, if I found out MY guy sent in pics to a ruthless website without my OK, I'd make him available to the rest of the world for that stunt...!
I told ya she didn't send them in way back in comment #12!
she looks a lot better in other pics on her myspace. you can do a lot better than that guy, but you can't help who you fall in love with. and he's probably a really nice guy who treats her like a queen. although he did send in these pics w/o her permission . . . hmm. makes you wonder what's going on.
Awww she's gorgeous!Give her a break.She probably would be even hotter with makeup.but she really doesn't need it trying to look like a myspace whore and what not.
HOT
she's a cutie.
Nodakgirl, you must change your panties like 10 times a day! I would reccommend Depends.
She's lying about not knowing about the pics and telling them to take them down.
well I missed all the drama but Eva I think you're pretty cute.
Brandon, stop using the " ^_^ " face. what are you, gay?
the first pics looks like my sister getting ready for bed. she got with a pee wee herman look-a-like too.
shes a cutie
i do nodakgirl
and i appriciate your tireless attempt to wipe the
blight that is LOL of the face of the internet
u r gr8t ppl
Ashley, I can use this ^_^ whenever I want.
you tell her brandon
you are the rosa parks of
"^_^"
maybe they will name a street after you in your home town
LoL! Hope you didn't take it as a dis. Doesn't seem that way though! =oP
I like the 1st picture on the second page, cute!
hell to the NO! the guy next to her looks a lil cross eyed=)
looks like two different people, from picts on page 1 to picts on page 2...
and that dude looks like he was beaten repeatedly by his parents with an ugly stick or 3.
But excuse me...
Could we be having some ROSARIO DAWSON clone action goin' on here?
http://www.askmen.com/women/galleries/actress/rosario-dawson/picture-2.h...
TPATS 2
I'd hit it and let you know on asking. If she admits to sleepign with that guy openly, then it becomes TPATS 1, because I'd have to deny I shared vagie with him.
I know thats the only UG shirt you have Eva and you wear it all the time.*throws up*. Put on some make-up too b1tch, how you gonna take pics for the world to see with crust in your eye?.... See, this is why I look down upon you classless-I buy everything at walmart-lets outlaw science-southern 3rd worlders.... You would never catch any broad here wearing 3 day old dirty NYU/Pace/Columbia/ etc. clothing.... Our hos all look they about to hit the runway.
And whats going with your bf?, dude looks like Doogie Houser without the MD. His ears look like direct Tv dishes. I bet he drive pick-ups and cow tips at night.... Hahaha, Fukk the south.
alright John, we will revive that word we all used so proudly in high school. Can we also use butt-goblin, 'tard, tool, igmo, and ass clown?
Tori, dont be jealous of the gorgeous women featured at BLOTD... its ok if you're ugly...
Modickgirl its an Italian dinner jacket not a wife beater. As for the dude I'm sure his mother told him "The long bus is the wrong bus Jr. " I know what this dude says after sex " hey dad get off me you're crushing my smokes".
hahaha. brandon, brandon.
kid. simmer down a bit. why are u picking on me anyway? am I the BLOTD here?
i wont be too surprised if that pre-pubescent dude in the pic was you all along...
:)
i dont need to prove anything to anybody dude. im not saying im hot. but im not saying im ugly either. i know im attractive. and the men in my life could easily attest to that.
funny, even my ex boyfriend (whos sitting beside me right now) finds ur comments "misdirected" and immature.
ur a racist. go join KKK or somethin.
Technically he is not wearing a wife beater, a wife beater is a sleeveless, white undershirt, not that these rules are etched in stone. I love the comment about wearing it inside out to get another days use out of it, but odds are he is trying to be different, trying to hard if you ask me, or he is just a dumbass that can't put a shirt on.
I'm wearing a wife beater right now under my work clothes, it's a great light undershirt.
lol. Brandon. since this discussion is obviosuly going nowehere, i will take the higher road and simply ignore you and your immature rants.
as i said, i dont need to prove myself to YOU or anyone else. who are u anyway?
youre a nobody. just another shallow minded racist on the net.
yea call me ugly. my man laughs at u right now. seriously.
im closing this "pointless" discussion here.
yawn.. anyway, regarding eva, she's not all that, but she got the guts to post her pics. Good for Eva!
Yawn
Brandon is quite the arrogant fuck! I agree with Tori...
From this point on...Brandon is the new Darrell!
Maybe I'll get a t-shirt that says that even. Kinda catchy don't you think?
"just because a girl doesn’t post her pics on here doesn’t necessarily mean she’s ugly and ashamed of it."
Agreed
Your mom is ugly
Did someone say Crack?
Wow Tori, you put a lot of effort in your comments. haha. you should post u'r picture girl. Prove that your hot as you say you are!
lilyspryte, poor person, BLOTD is for females. Silly person! ^_^
71# Pottymouth
So is your Angelina Jolie Red (Case) or is it Green (John Deere)?
lmfao, sorry cant resist that one... that sure is fuckin funny.
Lilyspryte, I think we need to suggest to Moe and Jackson that they need to put up a BMHOTD(Bastardly Male Hottie of the Day).
For deluded fucks like Brandon.
NOT SURE ABOUT THAT!!!! ^_^
Uhhh...'cause you look 100% MEXICAN.
....or phase you, right? Another typing error, Dumbass.
Not so...only praise for beautiful women like Monica Bellucci, Laetitia Casta,Angelina Jolie....BLOTDs are almost never white or mostly white, which is why they're always ugly.
BLOTD is now officially synonymous with ugly.
Her bf looks like a hit and run dead rodent.What the fuck is up with his ears.Ditc him Eva!Your too pretty for that...that..thing or w/e the hell that fugmo is.
Dear Yah:
I have to say "PEED" because John DETESTS the use of
LOL
(Don't you, John?)
So I must choose some other way of communicating how the people on this board CRACK ME UP!!!!!!!!! So? I chose "PEED" instead of using LOL.
Euphemism. Figuratively (I) Peed-in-my-pants because I LOL'd so hard... You dig, baby? So give me those Depends so that I can shove them up my ass.
kinda cute.
her boy looks like a tool. haha. jk.
She looks a little like Eva Mendes in the Georgia Uni t-shirt...the guy looks like one of those "skin head" wannabes so prevalent in the south...that pic she coulda just left out!
Is it possible she isn't the one that sent these in?
"looks like a douche"
lillyspryte douche is a great word
i think it is due for a renaisance
or if you look like Tori Spelling..
"Modickgirl its an Italian dinner jacket not a wife beater."
I find that funny even though I am Italian, it's just a shame that people like the Gotti's make us look bad. Of course movies like The Godfather, Goodfellows and Casino don't exactly help our case, but they were damn good movies.
"Forget about it".
Uh... sure Pottymouth...
Didn't mean to hurt your feelings tori. Its just that you have the unfortunate name of Tori (reminds me of Tori horseface spelling) and of course, since you have no picture and claim to be hot, well, enough said. hope your not a horsefaced asian!
Scary!!
*I meant he is my bf.Typing errors.Say what you want about him, doesn't fase me.
"Uhhh…’cause you look 100% MEXICAN"
Ummm...and out of all the hispanic races why would you say Mexican?What about Puerto Rican,Dominican,Cuban,etc etc?Your really silly.
"EVA - THAT is your boyfriend! Too Fucking Funny! You are a hottie. He is a retard. You need to dump his redneck Opie ass and get with someone worthy of your beauty baby! He must be good in bed or something? Ever done it on a tractor"
CLASSIC! He looks like one of those lone hitch hikers sipping on Old miller, being gang raped by Jeffrey Dahmer or some shit.I take that back, your really pretty.starting to make my dick raw with those sexy ass legs.god damn..
Eve, your myspace page crashed my browser, and your bf looks like a retard. Other than that, I think you're ok.
Any girls nightmare...some jackass boyfriend sends her pics into the bastardly to run the BLOD gauntlet! LOL
she seems like a nice girl
what with her volunteer work with retards and all
HAH. Are you Hindu Indian or peace pipe Indian? Who cares anyways, mexicans are HOT. Anyone who lives somewhere in the southwest will know that there are tons of hot mexicans.
*you're OR you are...........hahahahahahaha!
Can you smoke crack in a peace pipe?
Eva...ignore tralala...bitch talks shit all the time to hot girls.Why won't you post your mug tralala?I don't think your gorgeous or pretty Eva,But yea I do think your hot.I wouldn't mind rocking that boat.
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