Roselyn Sanchez - Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006 - #44
Monday, May 22nd, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Just to set the record straight, to me, Roselyn Sanchez is nowhere near borderline butterface status. I think she's like damn hot and would love to make Bastardly good-looking children with her. So here she comes in at #44 on Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006. I'd think she would've been a little higher but I can't complain since she didn't even make FHM's Top 100. To emulate her hotness...first go and watch Rush Hour 2 again and become a fan of Snoopy...then go watch Boat Trip and see what she does with a banana....'nuff said.












Nice but reminds me of michael jackson.
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She has nice tits. Not that great in the face, though. Woman is old!
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Airbrushed out the Nippies, that's fucked up. She's hot but has a little girl body up top.
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I'm guessing some of you bastards would like that.
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Buttafaces.com material...
I shit you not!
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Definately not a buttaface. I think 44 is about right for her in the list, she's an attractive woman, great bone structure, cheekbones, good hair...photoshoot doesn't really do her justice.
She was hot in Rush Hour 2
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Her nose looks like an ass
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Her nose reminds me of a fucked up radar system on a really sleek jet.
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She looks like Sandra Bullock playing dress up!
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BigPympyn's right where's the nip? Either they are teeny tiny or airbrushed away.
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ahh airbrushed nips look crazy!
i think she looks like sandra bullock with a wig on.
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it's the bangs...... bad bangs..... bad!
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She is cute enough with a decent body but I think her hairstyle doesn't fit the shape of her face. Or at least I just don't care for it, too plain.
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her nips are medium sized , you can see them in boat trip, maybe really well placed beads
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She's ugly, very.
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the photography should be shot
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BOAT TRIP is a timeless classic, how can someone forget the "banana" scene????
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her nose is scary. to be honest it loosk kinda good in these pics but usually and from certain angles its SCARY/.
the bottom pic on page 4 is the best
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she needs to close her mouth!...its the same facial expression in every pic, its annoying!....oh yeah, and get rid of the bangs....other than that I have to say that she is pretty b/c she looked damn good in that rush hour movie.
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...Cher?
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PENIS NOSE!!!!!!!
I am the only one who sees it?
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Here she is licking her own nose
www.celebsinc.com/.../ roselyn_sanchez_011.jpg
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Ahh forget it...bad link
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it's nice to comment at someone's nose when half of you had a nose job at 14.
:)
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That NOSE!!! It took away like all her hotness, gorgeous eyes, nice lips, high cheekbones, but that NOSE!
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You all are idiots, she clearly simply had a bad nose job. Apparently you all don't remember faces well, but I can always tell when someones had rhinoplasty. Facial recognition is a sign of inteligence. Thats why I am smarter than all of you. Also you people think she looks like cher because she has dark hair and her hair down, you god damn simpletons.
Here, why don't you look at how attractive she used to be with her old nose:
http://www.askmen.com/specials/2005_top_99/celebs/20_roselyn_sanchez.jpg
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/roselyn-sanchez/pictures/rose...
It is so sad that beautiful women can't even be secure with themselves. Oh well thats the nature of those stupid cum asorbers. I kid, I kid. Women can be smart too, just usually not as as smart as men; and always emotionally as well as physically weak (theres probally an exception, but I haven't met her).
Of course according to statistics latinos and blacks are dumb, and statistically they are. Though everyone should be judged on an individual basis. But most things in this world are defined by inductive reasoning, and generalization defines most things in our dictionary. I mean if tazmanian devils attack more people then another marsupial, say the qual, then you can make the assumption that tazmanian devils are more violent.
BUT!
If blacks commit more rapes, murders, and theft...according then to how we humans reason, shouldn't they be considered more violent, more criminal, more dangerous?
Well I'm done filling your heads with the sad truths of the world. Sorry I ramble.
AND FUCK PROOFREADING! Thats what you people are here for, to make fun of my grammar.
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For sure, you need some psychological help.
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the people commenting on her nose must be ugly and/or insecure women who are jealous of roselyn sanchez because she's beautiful.
her nose doesn't look like a penis...that's dumb. pretty much anything negative anyone says about her is dumb.
her nose isn't big or disproportionate to her face , it just has a clef in it because the two cartilidges that form the shape of her nose are a little bit further apart, and strong, while the skin on top of it is thin.
this could be the result of a rhinoplasty, but there's no evidence of that, and the two pictures the guy above had links to are pictures of her with the same nose you see in any other picture.
anyways, my overall point is, anyone commenting anything negative about roselyn sanchez's nose, or anyone else's nose for that matter
is ignorant and needs to get off the internet to tend to something else, like their own physical appearance or perhaps their low IQ's.....
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Look here "Joe is smarter than you": Statistics can be manipulated, so do not rely on statistics to tell every person who is reading this "what the world is really like". If you have had any sort of education, you would know how to spell and proofread yourself. If you have had any sort of education, caucasians can be ignorant, "dumb" (in layman's terms), they also rape, murder, drop out of college, like any other human being. No one is perfect, and if you are, then send some proof. This woman is as beautiful as any other woman in the world. Every woman walking on the face of this earth deserves the respect that she deserves, no matter if she is a movie star, porn star, chef, CEO of Venus Razors, or a housewife. Lastly, your language has much to say about your level of manners. You have none. So please do not criticize the world because your viewpoint of it is a bit fickle.........and ignorant.
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you people who say she is anything less than absolutely gorgeous...i would like to see a pic of your woman. i bet roselyn's shit is more attractive than your wives, if you losers even have one!
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for "the ignorance" i like the way you think, but before you blast people like "joe is smarter" maybe you should get your shit in one pile???
ignorant does not mean dumb. dumb means dumb. ignorant means you have not been given the information. in other words it means "Lacking education or knowledge" also "uninformed; unaware."
if you have not taken a physics class it does not mean you are dumb; it means you are ignorant when it comes to physics.
i don't think you are dumb just ignorant to the definition of the word ignorant. how ironic.
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to "joe is smarter", which clearly you are not. intelligence has 2 l's, not one. also, the term is "god damned" not "god damn".
it is great that while you are telling us how smart you are you misspell a word that my 7 year old knows.
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man, all you haters are so fucking funny. is bastardly like THE site for gay men to come to and bash GORGEOUS women? like Roselyn Sanchez, in this case. she's perfect. I saw Rush Hour 2 when it first came out in...2001 I must have been about 15 or 16. my jaw dropped, it fucking DROPPED when she hit the screen. she is absolutely positively P E R F E C T PERFECT!
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Why does she look kind of tranny-ish in these pics? I blame the lighting. Anyway, she looks like she's about to seduce someone's husband here.
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I think she is a very attractive women in her 40's. The men now a days like superfical women. I would rather have so could"little girl tits" then big gauky tits that hang when I am old!
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she's awesome, everyone here complains about everything...she has greay tits.
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