Petra Nemcova shows Bruce Willis the benefits of donating to her Happy Hearts Fund

Posted on Monday, May 22nd, 2006 @ 11:29am by Jackson

Bruce Willis you damn manwhore! You know it's not his choice to dress like a geek...what happened to the ultra-cool John McClane??? My gosh, how much did he have to donate to Petra's Happy Hearts Fund to become her whipping boy?... because I'm so willing to be that too! We need more people to buy ad space so we can donate to proceeds to Petra!!!

Donate to Petra's Happy Hearts Fund!!!!

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1. Moelicious

you just know that manwhore got both those women...at the same time!

fucker.

Monday, May 22nd, 2006 @ 11:38am

2. Nikki (Uncertified Bastard)

If I donate a large amount, can I be her girl toy?

Monday, May 22nd, 2006 @ 1:53pm

3. Cupcake (Uncertified Bastard)

She's so adorable, I'm sure many a man (and woman) would don a bright red suit for her...

And speaking of asshats, did anyone catch what Perez had to say about her... Calling her a Tsunami Exploiter... What an asshat that guy is...

Monday, May 22nd, 2006 @ 4:12pm

4. john (Uncertified Bastard)

Bruce Willis looks like Karl Hungus

Monday, May 22nd, 2006 @ 4:21pm

5. Caliban (Uncertified Bastard)

When a beautiful woman is around, "a fool and his money is soon parted".

Monday, May 22nd, 2006 @ 4:32pm

6. Bruce Willis tries to get into Vanessa Minnillo’s skir (Uncertified Bastard)

[...] We already showed Manwhore Bruce Willis wearing red with Petra Nemcova yesterday and now that bastard is trying to get into the skirt of Vanessa Minnillo and the holy grail min-nipple! [...]

Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006 @ 10:07am

7. NOT A DILDO LIKE EVERYONE ELSE ON HERE (Uncertified Bastard)

bruce willis isn't "banging" anything but his old decrepit hand.Notice th fact that I didn't capitalize the dinosaur's name.

Thursday, July 20th, 2006 @ 6:41am

8. glam (Uncertified Bastard)

Knowing the slut that Petra is, it wouldn't surprise me.

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006 @ 3:30am

9. Jen (Uncertified Bastard)

Bruce Willis is ugly.

Monday, May 22nd, 2006 @ 1:57pm

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