Bastardly Lady of the Day - Shubana
Posted on Friday, May 19th, 2006 @ 10:15am by Jackson

Shubana writes:
Hey! I'm Shubana from Montreal, Quebec. I'm 20 years old and studying interior design. I'm Bangali/Burmese and my naughty secret is that I love celebrity gossip. Woo bastardly!
Do you like your boobs?
They're a bit on the large side so they tend to get alot of googley eyes which makes me slightly squeamish but there are girls who spend alot of money for alot of boobie, so I'm guessing that makes me lucky.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Oh yes I would. Maybe even twice.
Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (...to try get in your pants)?
I've been told I resemble Mila Kunis and Janet Jackson. But, that doesn't happen everyday.
What makes you Bastardly?
Didn't you know? All Canadian girls are bastardly. Rawr!
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cute.
not enough evidence to make a decision. she looks like an entirely different person in every picture.
MUSTACHE!!!!!!!
Um...
You must give this girl an excellant grade...I think she's 2 of 20 to admit that for 3 mil she's in on gramps and she rolls for maybe twice...finally the real thing!...REFRESHING!
not bad not great. cant really tell from the pictures. sounds like shes a cool chick though
If she'll let somebody fuck her for money then she's a ho
i don't get what's refreshing about that
maybe it's just me, I don't like skanks
oh please, booboo, nobody's ever offered you 3 mil for a shag, you don't know how you would react.
She alright for a one nighter. Not all night though. Kick her ass out after she swallows.
I like her best in the middle pic on the second page. She's cute. Does that trout-pout face too much, though. Hon, it doesn't actually look that good in pictures unless you're Angelina Jolie or Adriana Lima.
Thanks Moss!
I want her boobs.
Meaning I wouldnt mind swapping her.
Sorry.
I'm the first to be perferted..
and I'm a straight girl. Haha.
She is totally cute... she is pretty enough though that she could have said some more confident things about herself. I think she's the sexiest lady you've had on for a few weeks.
Baby, bring those big beautiful breasts my way. Best blotd by far. Big brown Bangali/Burmese eyes bring joy. BOOYAKASHA.
Shes hot like a marshmallow at a campfire. I want to buy her dinner.
"Oh yes I would. Maybe even twice."
She's a slut too!
Some pics she looks really pretty...and other pics..yuck.
Is it just me or does she look like Nicole Richie in the last pic? In the others she looks a little like the chick from Grey's Anatomy, don't know her name, but she's prettier. She's one of the good BLOTD's and she's cute too. =)
And I'm pretty darn sure all of the girls would sleep with grandpa for the money. The fact that they're honest about it is a good thing.
Nefarious & Moss:
I WOULDN'T DO IT
I wouldn't let some nasty guy/codger/fat fuck/arrogant bastard stick his dick in me for money. Maybe your girlfriends would, but I wouldn't
A bit better than the usual BLOTD, but still not that remarkable.
#26 "the fact that they're honest about it is a good thing"
Are you f-ing kidding? It's worse - they should be hiding that shit!
More proof that the end of the world is near
WTF... she's alright at best. Nice titties but thats about it. Shave the stache woman. Mabbe I'm way off on this, but it looks like she's got man-face in certain pics. Then again mabbe its just the stache. BLOTD is going down the tube.
To all y'all grandpa haters:
What if the dude was Sean Connery? Or... well I can't think of any other hot old man. Willie Nelson? My point is you do not know how you would react untill you are in the situation. Would you sleep with a codger to save your baby? What if the 3 million would save 20 babies? You don't know. It's hypothetical. So her saying yes does not make her a slut.
I do kind of see the similarity between her and mila kulnism but only a bit
TPATS = 2
slut(n): 1. a slovenly, dirty woman 2. an immoral woman, a prostitute
If you sell your body, you're a slut, whore, etc etc.
Some compassion I'm sure for extraordinary circumstances (saving a baby, starvation, human trafficking, slavery and such)
...beating a dead horse...sorry...my bad!
When you say "that type of man" booboo, you just mean someone old right? Because that's the thing that gets to me. I would like to think I wouldn't sleep with ANYONE for money. But nobody's ever offered me 3million before, so I don't know. There are plenty of cool old dudes and plenty of disgusting 25year olds. That's all I'm saying.
:)
And we here in Kentucky know not to "bet" any dead horses!! :)
do you even realize what three million dollars is? not just to someone famous, but three million dollars to a working class citizen? it's not a 30 dollar suck and fuck. this is three mil. i'm pretty sure the old fart bought some class and isn't some std infected slime ball. funny how everything is always blown out of proportion. the "baby hypothesis" is the funniest. with all the different people in the world, we're all still trying to sell our own morals as what's right and wrong. everyone should get their thumb out of their ass and laugh a little.
Angelfood
Yes, you're right! No sense "betting" a dead horse :) Just hard to sit by while girls act proud of the fact they'd do it
Moss, I'm saying "they type of man" (any age) that would force me to do it for money if I was starving, instead of just giving me a little money to keep me from starving. Anyway, yes, the money would be tempting for a minute, but...ew.
An old rancher I met in an airport offered me $5K to do it. Back then I was a broke student so $5K seemed like a fortune. But c'mon...I can't do that.
I'll let you fuck me for free.
oh you bunch of crazies. i thought you could take the joke. can't you see i have a boyfriend? but if i was single... o_0 dum dum dum
Crack,
Of course you would, honey.
Cool name, awesome hair cute, pretty face, nice skin, decent sized boobs, cuter version of Nicole Ritchie. Nice! I love $ too, but geezer penis, just the thought makes me wanna puke.
eh i cant decide...she does have a nice chest but then again...mines bigger. she looks like dirt on the first page then gets a little cuter. i love that when i was BLOTD i was making those faces in my pictures to make fun of girls like her that think its actually attractive. LOL. im just saying thank goodness she doesnt fucking use "LOLZ" and "MUAHZ" ;). ugh. she looks like the kinda girl who would though.
If we view prostitution as “acceptable†(and we are dangerously close in this society) it is a very bad thing for women (and children)
WHAT THE FUCK U HAVE THE INTERNET WHAT DO YOU MEAN CLOSE WE ALREADY ARE BITCH DUH DONT TRY TO SOUND SO DAMN SMART YOU EVER BEEN TO NEVADA OR HEARD OF HEIDI FLEISS... DUMB ASS... WHAT ABOUT MEN?
for sure prostitution, human traficking, child abuse and anything else brought about by metal and sexual corruption is wrong. but let's consider that this is a true scenario and she's asked by a 65 year old man that he will give her three mil just for one night of sex. hardly prostitution. you're not selling your body. maybe just at that moment you're considering this old farts attempt for one more night of hot sex. but you have all the choice in the world, you're financially stable (let's say), have a home, an education (like she says she's in interior design), already have money (from how she looks in the pictures, she doesn't look unfortunate), this isn't protitution, it's just human nature. it's fucking greed. we're all like that to some degree or another. some may do it, some may not. to the ones who would, they'd probably be able to cope with it better. maybe they're tougher skinned. god knows. barely whorish though.
barely whorish though....LIKE THAT....barley....hahahaha
mehh.. ya know... can't say it isn't completely
dirtygirl...give it a break...you made your point. Why so adamant?
We all have opinions and different morals...that is what makes the world go 'round...one would wonder why you have such a nasty twist about this.
I am not ugly, not gorgeous, just me...some women can sell it, others HAVE to sell it. I just chose not to do it regardless of the money on the other end. I think selling your body is wrong for any amount. Others make their living doing it. It is legal in many countries. I would much rather have my man visit a whore then set up a mistress somewhere. I just don't think I could/would sell it...
Vertigo, by definition, it's prostitution. Of course it's greed too, but it's prostitution, absolutely.
i should add though...if I found out he visited a whore...I would cut his dick off...without a 2nd thought.. LOL
dirtygirl, we aren't posting about prostitution here, don't feed a dumbass moral fire with you devil's advocate BS, just leave your comments about this BLOTD and piss off with your aimless, angry rants...........
on to the the actual subject, this girl looks pretty cute........ and even though she said she gets uncomfortable about people checking out the goods, she sure does like to show them off. :)
#66 Hahahahaha!
where's SC's shadow government when you need it?
looks like she's got a five o'clock shadow in all of the pics. and page 1, pic two, she's a indian kelly osbourne.
Shubana--you are cute but I wish there were more pics of you just smiling (not making crazy faces) with the camera oriented somewhat correctly...
but from what I can see you look very cute.
What is up with the faces? But anyway, I think you look a hundred times better than the past few BLOTD. Your best pic would be the second in the first page which is the only one where you don't make faces like some constipating idiot.
She's cute and in her pics looks like she's fun to hang out with.
BTW... if the man looked like Harrison Ford hell yea I'd sleep with the codger for $3 mill... provided he dressed as Han Solo coz I'm sick and twisted like that!
Does anyone not think the very last picture looks like the old Nicole Richie from the Simple Life 1 days? Also, you are very cute and pretty hot. You top it off with a fabulous personality which makes you even hotter.
ahh the grandpa question! The chicks who answer no right away are lying! And I don't like hyopcits or liars. Anirol is right here. I wouldn't sleep with ANY grandpa, but I wouldn't answer no right away just to seem like a good and smart girl. If it's grandpa Johnny Depp (you know he'll still look good when he becomes one) or another sweet handsome man, why not? He could be alot less nastier than a young jerk with STDs all over him.
haha crack...you're funny. Oh and I am not seeing the moustache some of you talk about...
Definetly one of the better BLOTD
I'm not a skank or a bunny foo-foo :P. Far from it. I just really think these girls are lying. When I said they're lying, I meant the BLOTDs not anyone in the world. Already applying to be a BLOTD seems skanky to me, because you're practically saying "I'm better than you so I should be here". And I don't know, but it really seems like all of them would do it for much less, but whatever. Maybe I'm wrong. But in no way do I mean you'd do it or any girl other than them.
And I didn't know Johnny was a pig? I see him as a very sweet guy. I wouldn't sleep with him just to get his money. Even if he has 1 cent in his pocket, old or young, I think he'd make a good lover and caring husband. I would fall in love with that kind of man, no matter how much he has. But maybe he is a pig, I'm not close to him to know. Collin Pharrell...now him I wouldn't even touch with a stick for whatever amount of dollars you offer me. So, what I'm saying is being older or richer doesn't instantly make you dirty and mean.
I get that my comment sounded bad, but I was just typing what I thought fast. Ah well...I didn't mean to offend anyone. Sorry.
Well, I certainly admit - you have a point hermanita. It does take something different to be a BLOD I am not sure it would be really cheapness so much as enjoying the reinforcement presenting yourself publically might bring.
I googled Johnny Depp and one article actually says his pals call him "Mr. Stinky" because he only will bathe twice a month! Yucky! Rumors are - he has the worse hygiene in hollywood. Sorry to burst the bubble of idol status for you...no thanks to a piggy in the bedroom!
you look hot on the 2nd page, 2nd pic. N i dont know about you, but does resembling janet jackson meant to be a good thing??
Awful! How she got the nerve to post those pictures?!
cute. not beautiful, not especially pretty, but certainly cute. plus a better personality than most blotds.
Ah I had no idea about Johnny! I've read alot of good things and very few bad about him as a person. That one's a first.
hey, some woman stink too. unlucky for us we don't get to google her and get the heads up.
ick. she looks a little like nicole ritchie (duck lips). but she has nice boobs (or at least in picture #2)
Cute face but too short and plump for my taste.
smokin
cute/pretty/sexy/hot bod/awesome skin
3 79 just couldnt keep your mouth shut could ya....but you expect me to? What gives?Dumbass
#91 Not a whore does not = prude
Is this a private forum? I didnt think so...
lilyspryte who got off topic first bitch...not me ...shut your dirty hole..see aforementioned comment
Lana lang...research before you open your mouth, im not ignornat you are for making your prostitution case one sided...did you research ms fleiss and her stud ranch yet, stupid?
Angle food...again suck my dick...ill pay you in food stamps...
For the record, modern "feminists" think that women should behave more like some men (vulgar, fucking anything, etc) and that pornography and prostitution are just fine
so what they wrote above is actually the opposite of the "feminist bullshit" you say it is
if you don't like the more serious posts, just read the ones that are easy for you and STFU
Dude...she DOES have big boobies! Damn, those things are HUUUGE!!
by the way, congrats...I've never heard the name Shubana before..is that like...Shoe-Bonna? Does anyone ever call you Shubanana? I bet you like bananas...I hear Canadians go crazy for bananas.
[...] Shubana’s first time through the gauntlet. [...]
DANG GIRLS YOU NEED TO SHAVE THAT NOT TWO BUT THREE TIMES A DAY!!!!!!!
Here's what I'm wondering, when you Montreal folk be in the club doin' your thizzle, do you speak English or French?
At least she's honest about the act that she would prostitute herself for 3 mills, honest hoes are the best hoes, lol, her boyfriend doesn't look like he can handle her, he looks like a french wuss, she needs a real man, then again looking at her mustache, I wonder if she's the man lol. J/K
Cute!
Look like a happy person :)
i feel totally apathetic about her. i don't have anything bad to say but i don't have anything good to say either. i'm from montreal too; there are a LOT of gorgeous girls there- Shubana is not one of them...sorry
I dont see any Janet Jackson or Mila, but you do look a little like the girl from ER, Parminder Nagra.
Hey Moss - I doubt anyone has ever offered this BLOTD 3 million but she was able to say yes she would...well this answer is also subjective. I stick solidly with Boo...no money is worth it...to shag your grandpa or one of his comrades...
She'd be more attractive if she dumped that LOSER. The first picture is so very different from the rest that I'm wondering if she was PMSing or just bloated from booze.
twice. :)
Yeah, I agree, she looks like Nicole Richie on the 2nd page. And the guy looks like DJ AM too! Haaaaah.
She DOES look like Nicole Ritchie in the last pic!! Not a good thing.....
Moss, you practically read my mind - I was going to say that yeah, maybe I'd do it to save my baby, but even then I'd have a hard time letting that type of man f**k me when that man could save my baby by just GIVING me some money.
Look, even if it was a hot young man, I like to think I wouldn't do that. Even if no one else knew about it, I'D know what I did. I have too much respect for my body! I'm not a hole and two tits.
It's disturbing that this girl said right off the bat "oh yes I would, maybe even twice" like there's something cool about it (and we're not talking about saving a hypothetical baby either). Then she gets congratulated for "being honest" about it. You people have to be kidding me.
Boo
You are betting a dead horse. They just don't care. I have fought the 3 million dollar battle before. What it comes down to is...do they have a chance? If so...she is hot...if not...she is just another ho-momma. Some women - their bodies are a means-to-an-end for others it is their sacred space...to each their own.
I had a very good looking older guy 60-70ish offer me a home to stay in and said he would pay for my college education...I turned that down...c'mon...okay I can't type/spell worth a damn today...I was saying beat not bet...daaaang!
booboo & angelfood are some lyin ass bitches...
the only reason the whole paying for sex thing gets you so worked up is that NOONE would even allow you to pay them to fuck you ...let alone pay you to fuck them.
Your stories of ranchers and old men are bullshit...Id bet money that you bitches are some nasty ghetto dick breath sluts!
Give me a fucking break...
#49
Just for the record, you are so wrong, bitch.
No, it gets me worked up cos I care about women. Go ahead and bet, cos you'd lose.
No one’s giving men a pass, dummy! WHO SAID THEY WERE CUNT>>> I WAS REFERRING TO HEID AND HER STUD FARM>>>>PLENTY OF WEALTHY WOMAN WILL BE LINING UP TO PAY FOR SOME HOT YOUNG COCK......DUMMY!
barely
money talks....bullshit walks
I'm gonna bounce
The stench of ignorance is killing me since Dirtygirl got here
Have a great w/e everybody!
lol at dude taking a nap on her cleavage. My real compliments go to that dude.
Cleavage napper, I see you and I lift up my drink to you.
hermanita...really I can't believe how you little chickie-poos come off assuming just because you would whore it up for 3 million means that everyone sets the same standards...FYI Johnny Depp is a frickin pig...so it only goes to show what type would gladly sleep with him...regardless of age. What a skank! Enough said...I am sure there are plenty more of you little bunny foo-foos that would spread 'em wide for a few bucks...speak for yourself you assume too much! Have a good one...toodles...
What the...sorry I posted that.
oh yea and for you dumb prudes who keep saying 'what a ho for saying she'd sleep with an OLD guy for MONEY!!!'
uhh so youre telling me you wouldnt sleep with someone for $3,000,000? yea right!
i hate when people turn these postings into something all serious. stop preaching your feminist bullshit to everyone thinking your going to change the world or some shit. get a life.
ok thats enough seriousness for now. sorry. carry on.
eh...
Damn! How am I supposed to judge you if you don't give us full body shots front rear and side? You might be hot, you might be not, it's as if these shots represent how I might view you if I were drunk, under those circunstances I'd probably do you. In the cold harsh sober light of day, I may regret it.
And the 'stache reference may well be valid. Wax on, wax off...
nice boobs...
Vertigo: You sound like a fan of "moral relativism"
That gets society into a lot of trouble
If we view prostitution as "acceptable" (and we are dangerously close in this society) it is a very bad thing for women (and children)
Maybe booboo took the girl too literally and should've realized she was "joking" but it is a serious issue, especially the human trafficking part I mentioned earlier
Sorry to be so serious (here)
its a good thing you whack jobs stay inside on your pc 24/7 cuz u fuck ups are the detriment to society....sorry excuse for beings
Lana Lang
What are you 12?
suck a dick boo boo
ill pay you in food stamps
oh i get it you must be a freshman in college sociology...*smirk*
you need to sound off to sound smart
Yeah it EXISTS (has since the beginning of time) but it doesn't have to be ACCEPTABLE to the MAJORITY
No one's giving men a pass, dummy!
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