Keeley Hazell - Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006 - #52
Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Big ups to Page 3 baby!!!! Keeley Hazell, according to those great folks over at Wikipedia give us the lowdown... 32E-22-32....and she's 19 years old!!!












Come on show #66 Charlotte Casiraghi, let people see how naturally beautiful this chick is.
not ot mention she was born into a royal family, is filthy sticking rich, and i saw somewhere once, Paris Hilton hates her. Jealousy of her natural beauty on paris part most likely.
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Them are some big-ass knockers this girl's got.
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either she is misproportioned or the ta-tas are fake, because she has no tone anywhere on her body, she is a stick with canteloupes for breasts. I mean, she has nice hips, but there is no damn tone!
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YEah, but she looks fuckin GOOD... THEY LOOK FUCKIN GOOD>>... MMMMmmm Scrumptious!!!!
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Not bad for a British chick.
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God is Goooooooodah! If I could only get her to beat me unconcious with those boobies.....
FYI there are some awesome pics of her and her calendar at the spank bank.
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face is average
body out of this world
fake tits or no, they look pretty real
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Here's her calandar:
http://gorillamask.net/khcal.shtml
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not enough ass
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oh yea and like every girl in the world has those fuckin long thick side bangs covering up half their face and its really annoying.
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Im suprised she has that much curve and she's 32-22-32 I'd say its safer to say she's more along the lines of 35/36 24/25 35/36 but thats just me.
Those are nice natural boobs. One day though she'll probably get them augmented to keep tyhem from sagging so enjoy them natural for now!
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She's HOT! Very and she's toned! That's what she said on the FHM interview.
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She is what Scarlett Johannsen wishes she is.
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I can't believe that anyone's body can look like this naturally! She is beautiful and lucky!
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Dave J., you know better than that, I am certainly not jealous, and I call them like I see them, too! She has no tone, yes she is hot, but no tone means flab later in life. :)
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I'm a little disturbed by her. When they zoom in on her face she looks all sweet, like she has no idea what that is in between her legs and why sometimes it feels good when she goes to adjust her pants and hits the right spot..
But then she poses nearly naked.
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tone?? why do you need tone with a shape like that? some of the pics make her skin look a bit pale, but then the british don't get much sun... she's much better proportioned than Jordan.. and somehow her face reminds me of a young Liz Hurley.
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toned??? this has got to be one of the sexiest natural pictures ever! ...
http://gorillamask.net/khcal%20(10).jpg
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Thanks for the post Jacks...we gotta keep Keeley in the radar...absolutely stunning...
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Bigger breats on a small frame are completely realistic, I know. But, just fyi, pick up any British women's magazine, especially cosmo, and you'll find the back jam-packed with ads for plastic surgeons who tout their skills in "natural-looking" breast augmentation and liposuction. Hmmm, I wonder Keeley Hazell and Lucy Pinder...
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If those are real then I'm super jealous of how perfect they look and at how skinny she is. If they're not real. Then whatever, anyone who can afford it can look like her.
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There are actually girls that look like this, slim but with giant breasts. It comes as a shock because everyone's so used to seeing post-op fakes. Girls like this tend to get chubby as they age. It's a matter of personal preference as to how good she looks. She has an amazing figure but some people think girls like this look like cows, and smaller-breasted women are more elegant and graceful-looking
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Nice body!
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If you are looking for more women who are thin with huge natural boobs. Check out bodyinmind.com. It is not work safe, but it isn't porn. It's art.
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If they're real, then damn!
http://www.phun.org/galleries/keeley_hazell/keeley_hazell_13.jpg
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wow. to state the obvious, those are some gigantic basketball boobs. she is curvalicious and womanly.
love the 3rd pic on the 1st page. she looks akward and hysterical.
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I am obsessed with this chick. I just want to stick my face in those boobs and make motor boat sounds. I think I have one of the largest collections of Keeley Hazell picture posts for a blog in the U.S.
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water balloon titties...the last pic is nice, though. only 19? it's gravity not age she has to worry about. she should get some work done. men like perky tits, not udders.
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YEAH, SHOW Charlotte Casiraghi!
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Wow! I'm jealous of her boobs :( Her body looks great......her face is ok.
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Lovley young lass with soo much potential! ..and huge knockers
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If only she had an ass. What a waste.
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I will second that she has little to no tone... If she could tone up her legs more and her ass... she's be good.
I think she's VERY hot.. but tone is what gives you longevity in the hottness area.
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Charlotte Casiraghi is not in Keeley's league, and stop going on about tone it sound's lame.
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Those jubblies are perfect!
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Janet Jackson, ugly bish.
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u look better than my gf and u look fuk'in hot i love u
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Alot of people are hating on her, but she's freaking hot, she even has a nice face, how toned are you all?
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yo i wanna stick my finger down the crack of her ass.
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She is so beautiful! I found her biography here http://people.famouswhy.com/keeley_hazell/
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perfect i would do anything 4 her beauties
yeah...
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her tata's are not fake, you can tell by the shape and the slight natural sag...i'm so sick of people thinking that any small framed woman with big boobs must have gone under the knife...i am a NATURAL 32D (and sometimes DD depending on the bra), 5'2" and slim/thin...oftentimes, if i wear something fitted that shows off my figure, women make snide remarks amongst themselves about boob jobs, or whisper something about my chest...it annoys the hell out of me...women are so damn jealous and insecure...don't hate just because someone is blessed with something more beautiful than you.
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They do look fake.. I'm sorry, but I know all about fake breasts and the shape is clearly not natural.
Breasts are made of adipose tissues mainly anyway and that's fat. She's too skinny to have ones that shape with that figure. It's common sense.
I don't think anyone's jealous.
Fake tits look nicer anyway. Stay firmer forever.
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I find this lady very enticing especially her big breasts which I believe are delightfully delicious to taste and amusing to feel. Great fuck actually, great british fuck...!
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ur right charlotte casiraghi isnt in her league, shes 100 times BETTER, she has a natural beauty, that not many girls have, very symmetrical and unique face. good face features also.
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Charlotte Casiraghi is the most beautiful creature on the planet. You cannot compare half-naked hoes, airbrushed and camera-filtered, to true beauty. Not that I wouldn't slam Keelly in a skinny minute, but comparing her to CC is a waste of time. Different league altogether.
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OH yeah, show me!
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oh yeah let suck them i need some dairy!
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oh yeah lets suck them i need some dairy!
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see, why is she not higher. This is rare of body and face.
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Yeah shes damn hot anyone seen the new fhm topless photoshoot she has done? Check it out.....
http://banklocater.com/archives/keeley-hazell-in-fhm-uk-nsfw/
Makes ya wanna beg for buttermilk :)
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I think all the women who dont think this chick is hot are just jealous....I calls em' likes I sees em'
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I wasn't breast fed as a baby, but I don't mind starting on these fine ones.
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Unless she is ten feet tall there is no way in hell that her tits are an E cup...Exxageration is the word of the day. .......at least she aint fake as hell tho, i like that her tits are real but her face looks like crap even with fifty tons of makeup.....go natural girls GO!
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Her areola in that one picture makes me feel a little sick.
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Unless she is ten feet tall there is no way in hell that her tits are an E cup...Exxageration is the word of the day. .......at least she aint fake as hell tho, i like that her tits are real but her face looks like crap even with fifty tons of makeup.....go natural girls GO!
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waahhh.... waahhh.... I want to cry its so beautiful sniff sniff. but ive seen her breast without anything covering it.
U guys r weird this is 1 of her worst she can do heaps better cause she's the #1 Breast acctrest
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I like 2&4. I wish she could pound me to the ground with those huge squishy watermelons
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