Christina Aguilera vs. Jessica Alba - The Bastardly GQ Magazine Matchup
Posted on Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 @ 3:08am by Jackson

So Christina Aguilera caused a stir yesterday when everyone was posting her hot photos from GQ Magazine. However, we can't forget that our Bastardly Sexiest Woman 2006 #2, Jessica Alba, had a pretty damn steamy photoset for GQ Magazine too. I'm not really sure which one I think brings more heat... on one hand you have Christina Aguilera's boobies and she looks a lot better than the last time I posted pictures of her drunk white girl ass...and then you have Alba Ass Heaven. It's a toss up for me...what about you?
| 126 Bastardly Comments »
Related in a Bastardly way:
- 2006 MTV Movie Awards: Who Slept With Who AFTER the Show?
- Christina Aguilera & Jessica Alba: 2006 MTV Movie Awards Lesbian Fantasy
- Christina Aguilera & Pepsi vs. Carmen Electra & Coke - A Bastardly Soda-Whores Matchup
- Benjamin Vicuna & Carolina Ardohain vs Cash Warren & Jessica Alba The Bastardly "Who's the Luckiest Bastard?" Matchup
- Jessica Alba vs. Eva Longoria - The Bastardly Ass Off! Ow!

Christina used to have some actual vocal talent, but she's too pasty to beat Jessica.
This isn't even a fair matchup. Alba blows Aguilera out of the water in terms of looks and body. If you wanna make it fair, do an Alba vs. Adriana Lima GQ matchup. That might be too much hotness for any of us to handle though.
Jessica might be hot but those pictures don't do her justice other than that Christina looks gorgeous here. classy and beautiful. therefore- Christina. BIG TIME!
chistina for sure
Hmmm..., first pic, JA wins I think, but not because she looks greater or anything, just Xtina's boobs look a bit droopy there, but the other pictures, Xtina wins hands down, especially of her lying down completely nanked Phwoar! Oh and JA's thighs are too fat in the pic of her lying down, that's a bad angle for her.
jessica is one hot babe.. she is pretty and sexy! totally hot and raw! but xtina in these pics looks much sexier, prettier and hotter than her... she's not nasty in here!
witz hit it on the head for me, Alba looks like she is wearing baby bloomers......... and she is borderline hypocritical here for bitching about not wanting to pose naked and being taken seriously, and then she lays on a bed in frilly bloomers and nothing else.
I think it is a toss up. Yesterday I would have said Xtina because I hadn't seen these pics of J Alba in a while. Without the boobs they would have basically the same body. They both have very pretty faces and nice asses.
Even though I usually vote against fake boobs, gotta go with Christina on this one. They're fake but they look great.
when I read witz's comments i was like, you are right on. That's what I'm saying, I think Xtina wins here hands down. She's classy while being nude, and Alba's undies are doing anything for me.
Alba thats all
It's a toss-up: Xtina is more carnally appealing but all that extra appeal is covered in a thick layer of skanky-diseased-ridden-ho... ....
I'm going with Alba here. Just judging by looks, Xtina always strikes me as pretty plain, with interesting makeup and styling, but not beautiful.
Alba ass heaven!
JESUS H!!! XTINA WINS ALL THE TIME, HANDS DOWN! SLOBBA TROSS IS BORING AND WAY TOO FUCKIN OVERRATED. DID I SAY THAT BEFORE? YEA MAYBE CUZ ITS TRUE!
XTINA IS HOT, SLOBBA IS NOT. SLOBBA IS WEARING DEPENDS AND XTINA IS NEKKID. XTINA KNOWS SHES HOT AND KNOWS HOW SHES MADE HER DINERO, SLOBBA JUST COMPLAINS WHEN SHES A TYPECASTED FAT CUNT WITH CELLULITE AND AN UGLY ASS FACE. I DO NOT THINK THERE IS MUCH COMPETITION, BLONDIES USUALLY WIN WITH ME. SLOBBA WILL ONLY WIN IF I GET TO SEE HER ASSASSINATED.
GIGGETY GIGGETY GOO, XTINA IS HOT, AND SLOBBA SPELLES "PEW"
AND XTINA HAS LITTLE FEET
Real342: what do you mean by "too pasty"? You think she's "too white"? Her skin is beautiful, like milk.
HAHAHAHAHAHA vito
You people are gay. They're obviously both whores. Alba is wearing a freakin diaper and Christina tits are made of plastic. Put that in your mouth and suck it. Fuckers. And anneclaire, why the hell do you want to crawl in your bed and cry because these dumb fucks say she's too fat? It should make you want to go after all this assfaces with a baseball bat.
Anon is a bit testy today..........
Jessica Alba not just because her body's pretty but her face is prettier too.
Xtina looks damn good with her new boobies but you gotta give it to "ass heaven" on this one. My girlfriend has a similar look as Alba and I have started calling her ass heaven. She likes it, I get lots of sex.
christina!
What's with them granny panties on Jessica?
damn christina got some fucken hangers!!!!
Jess is far better, Xtina is a joke, great voice, but nothing but a dirty pig.
Pic 2 of christina is sheer unadulterated ARTWORK!!! She reminds me of a fine painting that you sit and stare at with a superb glass of wine. Jessica on the other hand needed to pick some different crotch covers, as the ones she is wearing make me wodner if she has a fetish of being some old fucks babygirl. (barf) both are beautiful in their own ways, but christina wins this one hands down. once again, pic 2 you just wanna stare and the length of silky thigh that is shown is creamy and smooth looking...if i were gay i would so do her!!! shit i mgiht even turn gay for her....NOT
btw dumbshits...if you look at the very first picture you will see that christinas tits are real and not supported by interior plastic...hate it for ya be jealous all you want but the proof is in the picture...REAL REAL REAL ...fake tits dont sag until way after the bimbos body is found buried under concrete for about fifty years...NUFF SAID
No contest whatsoever, Jessica Alba blows xtina out of the water...period! Some people picked xtina because jess has on panties they dont like???? Please, look at the girls, ess wins hands down..xtina is soooo airbrushed it is not even funny!
lol...EVIL, FAKE TITS SAG ALSO! iF THEY ARE OLDER ESPECIALLY...
OH FUCK, MORE SLOBBA ALBATROSS TUNA CAN JUMPERS.
WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR GLASSES? XTINA LOOKS SO FINE WHO GIVES A SHIT IF SHES A TRAMP? AT LEAST SHE KNOWS IT! GIGGEDY GIGGEDY GOO, AND DONT TAKE MY FUCKIN LINES, 'SUCK IT BITCHES' IS MINE MOFOS!!!!
PLUS ALBA'S UGLY FAKE TAN HAS SOME SPLOTCHES ON THE BACKS OF HER FAT INWARDLY-DONE KNEES. PIGEON TOED CUNT
XTINA IS SEXY AND SHE KNOWS AND SHOWS!
SUCK IT (ALBATROSS-WORSHIPPING) BITCHES
Vito WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING
jessica all the way. in the 2nd pics (the come fuck me poses) christina looks like a tranny. who cares if jessica is wearing diaper panties. they'd be around her ankles in a second.
Christina looks HOT!!!! Jessica is an overrated monkey!!
jessica is classy.christina is all whore.she has the worst boobs i've seen.
i love both these girls... and its a tough call considering both these photoshoots are hot as hell but im gonna have to go with christina, shes just so beautiful.
I agree jessica looks like a baboon and suntans just gross me out because they remind me of cancer and the color of shit. Xtina is more classy and she has more talent then alba.
Christina looks hotter, Jessica looks prettier.
Oh my GOD!!! Are u people retards or what?? There is no freaking way Christina is hotter than Jessica in these photos (or in any other for that matter). Alba is beatiful and Christina is straight up simply PLAIN in the face, bow legged and her titties are fake to. EEWWW. She wouldn't even do mtv diary without make up cause she knows how busted she would look... Alba is loosin weight though, give the girl some rice and peas or sum shit PLEASE.
no doubt about it, xtina had the better photoshoot...but i think jalba still wins this one.
question: why why why the fake blonde hair on alba? she is a brunette! blonde hair on her is fug.
They both look like hookers! Difference is Jessica looks like a cheap one and Christina like an elite one. And since Christina has a great voice and Alba has no talent whatsoever..I'll go with Xtina.
Holy hell, Christina looks amazing! I love you JA but you've gotta hand it to Miss Aguilera for this shoot... sssmokiiinn'!
"Lana Lang
Vito WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING "
Lana, tha's Vito's signature. haha. We don't understand it either, but he's fucking hilarious.
"Christina looks hotter, Jessica looks prettier." Well put hotbabe4. Jessica Alba is better looking than Christina but judging on this photoshoot Christina wins because she oozes sex appeal. She looks so damn hot! Jessica always looks beautiful and she looks good here but this is not her best photoshoot.
OK, I have the answer. Just send them both over and we'll call it a night.
I liked Christina before she went all skank on me. She was never beautiful, but she was kinda pretty and really talented. And when she first started out she was petite everywhere, including her chest. Then she decided she wanted to be a dirty nasty ho with fake tits, gross make-up with porn star eyebrows, and absolutely no fashion sense. YUCK!
Jessica is really pretty and mostly natural, and while she is overrated I'd still have to go with her.
WHOA WHOA! Christina hands down won this competition.
Jessica alba, so overrated!
Christina (although naked) does look, somehow....classy.
It's weird, I love it.
ADIOS....
Xtina won. Alba is bony with no body. I wish she would take her unhealthy ass back to Idle Hands when she had a body.
You're right Anon... fuck crawling into bed. You're right ... anyone who calls either of these girls fat deserves to be clobbered.
Everybody complaining that Jessica Alba is not fully naked, you haven't seen the entire GQ spread. Here's one WITHOUT PANTIES.
http://gorillamask.net/jessicaalba92.jpg
I saw this posted in a Kristin Cavallari blog..
www.myspace.com/honey_gun
this chick really does look like jessica alba..oh man.......
shes very cute....
i dont know if I really see it but she does have a couple of her features.
very,very pretty girl.
Christinas face looks like a drag queen and she always over does it. She may have a nice body and fake tits but the face says it all.
Jessica is more naturally beautiful looking. She doesn't look like a scary ho from outer space.
that www.myspace.com/honey_gun chick is cute!
who is she?
HOT!!!!
thats what i want to know!\
someone tell me!
hmm.....
shes alright.
TO MOELICIOUS AND DRE:
THANK YOU!!!!! DRE, YOU SAID IT!!! PUH-LEAZ!!!! SLOBBA IS THE MOST OVERRATED CUNT IN THE KNOWN FUCKIN GALAXY!!!! DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE HER FAKE TAN SMUDGES FROM THE PICS???? BESIDES, ITS ALL ABOUT THE BLONDES, AND SORRY BUT SLOBBA LOOKS LIKE MARILYN MANSON ON CRACK WITH BLONDE HAIR. TALK ABOUT A TRANNY!!!!!!DAMNIT, NOW I HAVE TO GO HURL IN THE TOILET!!!!! OKAY OKAY IM BACK, I HAD TO WIPE THE BILE OFF MY LIP. MOE, THANKS FOR STANDING UP FO ME, I DIDNT FEEL LIKE EXPLAINING WHY I JUST USE THE CAPS FOR FUCKS SAKE.
OKAY, ONCE AGAIN. SLOBBA=VILE, PUTRID, BARFWORTHY, CRUSTY HUGE FEET AND FAT.
XTINA=SEX ON LEGS ( LIKE I CARE IF SHES A SLUT!!!!), BEAUTIFUL, KNOWS WHAT SHES GOT AND LOVES IT (MEANING THE GIRL DONT PRETEND TO BE A FUCKIN NUN ), HOT, SEXY, AND......BLONDE!!!!!
BLETCH! SLOBBA DONT EVEN COMPARE TO XTINA.....EVEN IF SHE WERE BLONDE!!
I WOULD LOVE TO BUT HER IN A LAZER ROOM LIKE IN RESIDENT EVIL AND SEE HOW ASS KICKING THE FAT CUNT REALLY IS!!!! LOL!!!
AND SPEAKING OF HOT SEXY BEAUTIFUL BLONDES, WHERE THE HELL IS YOURJUSTJEALOUS???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
riiiighhhht hhheeere, vito :)
thanks for the er, compliment, but um......ya dont know what i look like silly!!! ;) its ok i enjoy your flirting, im was voted biggest flirt in my high school class!!!!!! heehee
ok i think xtina looks great, and i LOVE her skin, its so so pretty, shes not marilyn monroe, but she does look very very sexworthy ;) yeah, thats right, i said shes sexy, girls are hot!!!! :) but me? strickly DICKLY!!! heehee
love you Moelicious and Mccracken and Phred and John and Vito :)
I LOVE YOU JEALOUS. I HATE SLOBBA. XTINA IS HOT AND 'SEXWORTHY' AS YOU PUT IT, ANGEL. I THINK SLOBBA'S FAKE TAN IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST TURN OFFS, NOT TO MENTION THE DISTURBING FACT THAT THE CUNT IS WEARING DEPENDS. YO!!! MICHEAL JACKSON CALLED, SLOBBA WORSHIPPERS, HE WANTS HIS PATENTS-PENDING PEDOPHILIA BACK BITCHES!!!!!
GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO, VITO HATES CELLULITE-RIDDLED, VD INFESTED FAT ASS SLOBBA, AND JEALOUS IM IN LOVE WITH YOU!
IM A FORCEFUL ABE, HONEY, ONE DAY MAYBE YOULL GIVE ME YOUR E/ADRESS OR TELLY #?
LOL vito!!!!!!!! get YYJ! to go to one of your parties and ill be glad to take pics of you slammin her like its goin outta style!!! LOL!!!!
vito, i gotta say, YYJ! does sound damn sexy
lets fight!!!!!!
ITS ON WHITE HOT!!! WHEN WERE DONE, AND I WILL WIN, MAYBE ILL LET YOU WATCH.
GIGGETY GIGGETY GOO!!!
XTINA IS FUCKIN CRAZY HOT, A SEX BUNNY, PALE B-E-A-UTIFUL SKIN AND HOT EYES, OBVIOUSLY BOTH ARE WHORES, BUT AT LEAST XTINA IS PROUD OF IT!!! SLOBBA JUST SHOPS AT THE CRAP BECAUSE HER MOVIES SUCK AND SHES MOVING TO NYC SO SHE CAN JUMP START HER ABORTION OF A CAREER IN THEATER. HEY, IF JULIA ROBERTS GOT SHITTY REVIEWS, SLOBBA WILL SOON BE HOMELESS IN THE STREET TAKIN A PESO FOR A BANG. SADLY ENUF, NO COCK, NOT EVEN RON JEREMY'S WOULD DO A GOOD JOB, THE OVERRATED FAT CUNT WITH GIANT FEET AND A SAGGY FAT ASS WOULDNT EVEN BE ABLE TO FEE THAT GIANT HOT DOG IN HER METROPOLITAN MUSEUM OF A POO TANG.
GIGGETY GIGGETY GOO, ID FUCK JEALOUS IN A HEART BEAT, AND SLOBBA, SHE MAKES ME SPEW.
DONT LIKE MY OPINION? FUCKIN SUCK IT BITCHES.
ONE MO TIME
CHECK YOUR ORACLE WITH THUNDER THIGHS AND A HUGE FAT DIMPLY ASS
LOLOLOL!!! XTINE DONT LOOK LIKE THIS BITCHES!!
http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0605/jessica-alba-mtv-fight-16.jpg&i...
LOLOLOL CLICK ON IT OR CUT AND PASTE ITS ALL THERE. SHUDDER!!!!!!
I THOUGHT YOGA PANTS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LOOSE. MUST BE A SIXE XXXXXXXL
LOLOLOL SUCK IT SLOBBA WORSHIPPERS, XTINA GOTS NO CELLULITE OR FAT! XECPT IN HER TITTIES BUT THATS AAAAALLLL GOOD!!!!
as a lesbian, i wouldnt look twice at her bulging eyes and belly and huge legs and ass!!!!!
xtina looks so hot id love to bury my face into her, and sorry guys, theres no competition when it comes to xtina and fat ass. check out vito's link, her thighs are so fat no wonder all the paparazi fell down, one hit by one of THOSE tree trunks and your dead! lol! i bet you could eat pudding out of the dimples of her awful ass
LOLOLOL you wish THAT MADE ME CRACK UP!!!! SLOBBA, PUTRID AND VILE AND FUCKIN FAT AS ALL HELL.
Moelicious
Also what does GQ spit @ these bitches that makes their tops (and bottoms, in Christina’s case) come flying off?!
Money must surely be involved….
you THINK, Moe?! ;)
xtina is gorge, she looks awesome in these pics, and i SO saw the fake tan splotches on her ugly knees, which just shows she paid like a buck for her day at the cheap version of mystic tan. but we all know she gets a tan so she looks thinner, but it isnt working!!!!!!!! xtinas skin looks so smooth and soft and natural, and i like her facial expressions, not like stupid "slobbas" ( sorry vito, i love that name!! ) fake downs syndrom smile. just another boring fat girl taking her clothes off for fame. she;ll be sorry in 10 years when her tree trunks and cel-U-lite are so bad SHE'LL be paying and begging heff to put her on the cover!!! what a whiny crazy fat crybaby. YJJ! whats up? howve you been babe?! ive missed you! :)
i missed you too!!!! its not the same without you Juniper! and yes, xtina wins, hands DOWN, not like downsyndrome albatross!!!! heehee, i wish she really WOULD see these nasty things we say about her, you KNOW she googles her name like, 24/7
I'm giving it to Christina- sorry Alba. She's way overrated. Pretty, but overrated. Looked better doing Dark Angel.
christina wins, a long way from her dirrty azz era
@ 84.... NO DOYFEE!!!!! SLOBBA IS NARSTY AND HAS CUTE FEET. SLOBBA NEEDS TO BE ASSASSINATED, SO FUCK YOU ALL YOU SLOBBA WORSHIPPERS AND FUCKIN SUCK IT AND SWALLOW
Thats a stupid match up! try matching up Adriana Lima and Alba! i am sure LIMA would be hotter! waaaayy hotter
Christina is so0oooooo ugly and she's disgusting.... Her legs ewwww, her fake boobs ewww, her face wit all that makeup and still looking very ugly, she has no good looks ... she only has a nice voice, that's all ..... Christina looks like a stick with a blonde wig...
Christina is so0oooooo ugly and she's disgusting.... Her legs ewwww, her fake boobs ewww, her face wit all that makeup and still looking very ugly, she has no good looks ... she only has a nice voice, that's all ..... Christina looks like a stick with a blonde wig...
Christina!! She's hotter than ever
OkOKOK.....u see how u can pick one over the other is just weird to me. They are both beautiful, so choosing between them would mean ur standars on beauty is pretty high. THere is a distinct diffrence that makes it hard to choose, it just depends on ur taste....let me explain
Christina Agulaira- with her look, u have to understand, by just looking at the picture u can tell that her look is more like the 1950s, I mean the platinum blonde hair, the bright red lip stick, her full body, very much like a pin-up girl. girls back then weren't exactly jessica alba skiny, they had what we would call "full figures". a marylin monroe kind of look, after all monroe wasn't alba skinny ether. And since she's into the whole 50s thing now, it makes absolute sence for her to look like that. So that would make christina a 50s beauty. whether her boobs are fake or not, it really doesn't matter, because that kind of surgery is so common, that it really isnt a big deal, ppl talk about it just to have something to talk about. If she did, then that's her.
Jessica Alba- Now with her, she's modern. Her body and look screams 2006. If she was black then it would be diffrent (not a big ol booty) but nonetheless. Very tan, full lips, medium boobs, cute lil butt, the works. she has the girl next door look that boys like to jerk off to, and it's working for her. As far as I'm concerned though, if that this is the only look she can do unless she can prove to be "outside the box" she's the spokes person for the all-american girl, but the big diffrence is that she could never pull off what christina is now. I mean christina has been through the all-american girl, the risque temptress, the "whore", and now she's going classic. If alba tried to do that well.....her career would be OVER. but then again, singers have that kind of freedom, actresses rarely do (unless ur scarlet johannson or something)
so if it's about modern sexiness then it's all Alba (even with that eerie looking panties), she's what every girl my age (16) wish they could be, and hates to death and gossips about everyday. But if it's about classic pin-up beauty...then it's definatly christina all the way, it's just depends on what ur taste is like.
Me? well I'm neutral, I want to be like both :)
looool christina...she has a great voice but she is so ugly...jessica alba is the best
Jessica alba is not good looking and come on she tans it does not look real and look at pics shes white but not pasty and christina also blows they both need to go away! there both ugly
this look suits christina way better. she looks more natural if thats possible rofl. in these pics she looks really nice, but when it comes down to it, jessica has a prettier face with and without makeup. in the body department christina beats jessica in these pics, but in the face it goes to jessica all the way.
Christina Aguilera all the way!!!!!!
kay alba is hot n agulira is meh but i fuck alba shes hot but she is to overated she is not that hot ppl make her sound like shes hot to the max but jessica simpson is way hotter than these girl i would fuck her!
ALBA ALL THE WAY SHES HOT XTINA IS UGLYYYYYY
Jesus Christ!!! Don't these women sing??? Why do they pose in a nude???
Alba
xtina
i luvvvvvvvvv you vitooo
loll
you have the best comments
and i agree with you
JESSICA ALBA IS A FUCKED UP oVERRATED bitchh
like seriously "i dont do nudity" then "i wouldve done it"
wtff
pick one u stupid plain fake ass bitch!
Into the blue posters
where she looked xtremly "sexy"
YEHHH RIGHHH
FUCK THATTT
its all edited
she said it herself "my boobs were altered to look big"
ahah fucking ugly cunt
this is just funny...christina looks like one of those blow up sex dolls...alba is just perfect
Absolutely Jessica is hotter! Can't stand fake boobs of Xtina.
mmmm...jessica, but still very VERY close.
Alba all the way
Jessica is the babe with Oomph and those lusicous lips, wheras CHristina is beaten hands down for her raunchiness........
Alba is the favourite all the way to the bank if compared to Aguilera, she has the goody cutey sexy pouty girl image...... while Agui's image is not so classic or of class except ........ lets not waste my words ....... ;-)
I think you are all a pack of retards. Hell, you must think your own shit doesn't stink. I bet any of you would give your right nut to have a woman half as beautiful as these two by your side and probably would sacrifice the whole sack to be seen on the arm of either Christina or Jessica. You probably have either butt ugly or no girlfriends and beat off every night to porno vids.
Both of these women are absolutely hot in their own right. (And way out of the league of you morons).
there both damn whores but at least xtina damits it. bitch has sex in public. all she needs now is a sex tape and that douche bag she calls a husband. i like this skanky look of hers.
y do u even ask this albaa 1000000% Agulira is nasttyyy!! Alba is smoking hott
People are stupid both christina and jessica have fake breasts and christina had piercings but take away=) much better and Jessica navel piercing and soon 30 years old hehe
But sure they look good no doubt about it
My god! Jessica beats Christina by far. I mean look at her. Jessica Alba is so beautiful and sexy. I think Christina looks trashy sometimes.
and the winner is Christina!!!!
NO DOYFEE, OF COURSE XTINA WINS. SLOBBA IS A USED CONDOM, A FART IN A MITTEN, NO TREAD ON THOSE FUCKIN TIRES, BITCH'S BEEN FUCKED BY EVERYONE
DONT LIKE MY OPINION ABOUT SLOBBA? FUCKIN SUCK IT AND SWALLOW, ESPECIALLY YOU 25 TO LIFE. SO, WHENS YOUR NEW ALBUM COMMING OUT, 25 TO LIFE? NEXT NEVER? AND SHEBANGS? GET SOME FUCKIN GLASSES AND GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE AND FUCKIN SUCK IT. BETTER YET, THROW YOUR HOTDOG DOWN HER GRAND CANYON OF A PUSSY, BUT YOU MIGHT WANT TO WRAP THAT DICK IN SOME RUBBER, AND DONT FORGET THE FUCKIN CIPRO. SORRY IF YOU DONT FEEL ANYTHING, BUT THAT CUNT HAS NO TREAD ON THAT SEWER YOU GUYS CALL A FUCKIN PUSSY.
CHRISTINA, EVERYTIME not because she's blonde, because she's beautiful.. she's not trash.. christina has cleaned up her act A LOT in recent years and is now married and has this new elegant look. She is just comfortable with her sexuality and that's a great thing whereas Jessica was never a sexually explicit celebrity and all of a sudden she's doing photo shoots like this, she isnt classy at all.
Jessica, of course.
JESSICA ALBA IS THE BEST AND HOTTEST FUCKIN GIRL IN THE WORLD
christina's boobs are not fake she's pregnant asshole!!!
Look at pregnant christina http://www.hollyscoop.com/christina-aguilera/121.aspx
stupied ? alba is the godeedst of all godesst she is smoking hotttttttt
er im sorry but jessica alba is ALOT more attractive than christina. although i hadnt noticed xtina had such a nice body. but whatever she still looks like a tranny. maybe if she eased up on the slap? but jess wins obviously.
as much as i love alba, and i love her a lot, i have to give this one to christina. not only does she have actual talent, but she did pics fully naked and still looks classy. also, the underwear that alba's wearing looks like a diaper, so i feel like i'm looking at child porn more than anything else. thanks a lot gq!
that marilyn monroe type chistina shot is awesome.
christina
she knows where her bread is buttered
and she's hot
both are very hot. but...you gotta think, christina HAS to be a freak in bed. plus, jessica would probably make you feel like you should think of it as a privledge to even see her naked.
I dunno call me crazy, but I think xtina looks hot as hell in these pics and man who new she had such nice juggs. They dont even look fake, but ive always felt that jessica alba is overrated...just one mans opinion....
i find it hard to believe that ANYONE would say that jessica alba looks fat in one of these pictures... its sickening and I want to crawl into bed and cry myself to sleep at how horrible people are.
I give this one to Christina. Alba is TOO SKINNY and taut for this kind of look... to get the sultry voluptious feel that these pictures should have you have to have a little more to you. I like the "droopy" look of her breasts in that picture because they actually don't look as fake as usual and its like i dunno so fleshy and tempting. I like it. Guys now a days get scared (as I have mentioned before) if a womans flesh moves outside of their predetermined boundaries... you know if a thigh gets pushed against a pillow and looks bigger than usual ... or a woman leans over and her breasts move... suddenly its "oh no not real flesh! dear god! everyone run its real flesh!" Well I think its sexy.
i never thought I would say this...
Christina is looking more smoking
i cant believe this
usually i think jessica is hotter but this spread did her no justice. especially in that last pic her back looks all lumpy and deformed and her thigh looks kinda muscular and big too. and her panties suck.
christina looks bangin in that one pic where shes lying down on her side and her waist looks tiny. its like.. perfection. but the one of her ass in the air is kinda trashy but the shoes are hot.
CHRISTINA LOOKS TRANNY-LICIOUS!
HAHAHAH!!
VITO, you are funny! :P
Also what does GQ spit @ these bitches that makes their tops (and bottoms, in Christina's case) come flying off?!
Money must surely be involved....
Moelicious
Also what does GQ spit @ these bitches that makes their tops (and bottoms, in Christina’s case) come flying off?!
Money must surely be involved….
you THINK, Moe?! ;)
xtina is gorge, she looks awesome in these pics, and i SO saw the fake tan splotches on her ugly knees, which just shows she paid like a buck for her day at the cheap version of mystic tan. but we all know she gets a tan so she looks thinner, but it isnt working!!!!!!!! xtinas skin looks so smooth and soft and natural, and i like her facial expressions, not like stupid "slobbas" ( sorry vito, i love that name!! ) fake downs syndrom smile. just another boring fat girl taking her clothes off for fame. she;ll be sorry in 10 years when her tree trunks and cel-U-lite are so bad SHE'LL be paying and begging heff to put her on the cover!!! what a whiny crazy fat crybaby. YJJ! whats up? howve you been babe?! ive missed you! :)
FUCK! I MEANT TO SAY XTINA HAS CUTE FEET. SLOBBA'S COULD LAND A 747 ON THEM THERE SO FUCKIN HUGE.....BIG FEET, BIG PUSSY HOLES!!! SO YOU SLOBBA WORSHIPPERS, GO AHEAD AND THROW YOUR PRICK DOWN THAT SKYSCRAPER OF A CUNT. SHE WONT FEEL A THING, ITS SO USED UP.
albaaaaa dam straight agulira is so uglyyy in everywayyyyyy
Why do these women have to show their themselves in a nude to sing???
Look at these pictures of christina
http://www.hollyscoop.com/christina-aguilera/121.aspx
donno, alba is getting old. After so many month..got old.
Alba all the way...xtina has totally lost her sexyness
... i don't like how Christina's breast look... they look to big for my taste...
... i don't like how Christina's breast look... they look to big for my taste... not that i am part of the itty bitty or real big titty fan club
Make a Scandalous Comment
Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.
Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!