French News Anchor Melissa Theuriau Naked On Beach Again!
Monday, May 15th, 2006 in the weewizzle hours
For the curious few (96% of you bastards), Ms. Theuriau walked around w/out her bikini top only a couple months back, as well. Let's hope she makes this a scandalous habbit of hers. Ow!!Melissa, for the record, the Bastardly will always love you!!
Nice, nice.
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wow that is hot.
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It almost makes me want to forgive her for being French.
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The picture on page 3 looks stunning. Melissa is one beautiful woman.
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It's hardly scandalous.. she is French after all.
Oh, to run around naked on a whim..
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Its normal in some european countries not to wear a bikini top at the beach
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damn those pictures look like they were taken from a mile away. i can just imagine the creep hiding behind some leaves to get those shots with his 32523x zoom.
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...A tribute to real breasts and their natural beauty... fake plastice wannabes have nothing on this! This is totally something else...
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I have no idea who the hell this chick is but she has definately livened up my morning at the office.
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Meh, girls like her are a dime a dozen in France, especially Rue San Denis in Paris.............. lol, j/k but seriously, there is one of her at every classy clothing store and bistro. On a different note, yes, she has nice breasts......
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great little rack she's got.
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Oh hey, lillysprite...
You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face
lol
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Dave...... yes!!!
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Nice boobets. Not too big, not too small...
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Thats not only one of my favorite shows but the movie rocked, stewie is friggin hilarious and peter reminds me of my dad...lol
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Dave, your dad must be some kind of super idiot....... lol!!
That is the only TV show my husband and I will watch, and we usually just download episodes on to the computer................
Chris: "Hey birthday boy, you want some ice cream?"
Stewie: "Very well, but no sprinkles! For every sprinkle that I find I shall kill you."
man in white: "I want to get the hell out of here!"
Stewie: "Oh, I'm sorry, we're fresh out of that, all that's left is untimely death."
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I love peters laugh it always cracks me up it reminds me of my dad, and hey he is a construction worker so....I woke up at 3am last night and caught a funny ass older episode on adult swim......
Little Asian Girl: Hey Stewie, do you want to complete our rainbow?
Stewie: Dear God, I've been adopted by a Benetton ad.
lol
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We should.......... let me know a time and place, baby!
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lovely... yum :-) Yeah I wish it was non slutty to walk around topless in the U.S.
one of her boobs looks bigger than the other but at least they're real. yum!
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Oh my cock is so hard...
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Now look here.. stop wacking ur toungues and get ur hands off her.. shes off limits.. next time she reaches the beach.. captain jack sparrow plans to loot the booty
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Uhhh, hardly unusual. It's a longstanding French tradition.
But GOD, that woman is gorgeous.
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now why don't barbara walters or katie couric do this kinda thing? we're getting ripped off in the states.
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More beach pics, with a better view of these amazing boobs...
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Damn, totally fuckable. She's off the charts! :D
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I'd gnaw on her pee flaps.
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Fake breasts are the way to go...and I know fake vs real.
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Dude, those are real! I like! Very nice. For once, a beautiful woman without fake anything.
She's obviously not from our country cuz she hasn't fallen into the plastic surgery trap.
Props to you woman!
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Adriana Lima is markedly hotter than this chick, but Giorgia Palmas isn't worthy of touching he used batteries from her vibrator.
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Melissa's are real, and lopsided. Give me fakes every day of the week, and twice on Sunday.
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I'm clerking for Judge Smails until I pass the bar.
btw, 5X knows tits. He married Louie Anderson.
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"He married Louie Anderson."
I'm surprised you didn't hit me with a "mom" comeback. btw, Chuck, I know you are a pimply faced 18 year old, but, hopefully, if you are lucky, one day you might get out to some bars and clubs in Miami and Ft. Lauderdale. Once your face clears up and you turn 21, see about getting into some clubs on South Beach. In the mean time, pull your pants back up from around your ankles and quit looking up porn before your mom catches you on her computer.
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Hey, send over a bottle of bubbly in a bucket of ice and a card. Have the card read, "Tough luck 5X, get drunk on me. Use the bucket to ice down your marbles, Yours, Z."
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I have saying for people like you: "It is better to be silent and thought a fool, than to open your mouth, and remove all doubt." Think about that.
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she really nice, but here in brazil we have lot´s of better girls...
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But in Brazil everything is fake about 'em
here in France surgery is such the bitchy thing to do, and no , not all the girls walk on the beach topless , thanks God!!
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I'm French, Andy and whether you like it or not, most of the girls/young women go topless when basking in the sun here.
Andy, je suis Français et que tu le veuilles ou non, la plupart des femmes, ici, font du topless quand elles bronzent.
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French, smench I would bang that broad! Twice!
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Hey, US guys, you want another French sexy TV news anchors ?
Look at Stéphanie Renouvin :
http://dandylan.free.fr/photos/renou21/stephanie051128_f.jpg
http://xaouta.free.fr/Photos/Stephanie%20Renouvin/Stephanie_Renouvin06.j...
http://xaouta.free.fr/Photos/Stephanie%20Renouvin/Stephanie_Renouvin24.j...
She sings very well and did it in a French amateur trip-hop band called Curl.
And she’s especially the SEAN CONNERY’S GRANDDAUGHTER IN LAW :
http://72.14.221.104/search?q=cache:-I4BjxRuUr0J:renou20.tooblog.fr/%3F2...
Actually, she’s pregnant, or maybe her child is born, I don’t know.
Bye
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Bela francesa, bela mulher!!!!
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Whatever, she looks better when fully dressed!
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Tits, tits, and more tits. That's what the fuck I'm talkin' about!
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here you can see 3 beautiful french anchor women: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5685325819153564166&q=melissa+t...
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I'd like it if her tits were a little larger, but lets face it, I'd probably knob her any day
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above average really
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Hey guys,
she is pretty hot you are right ! But please racist jokes about french is not funny anymore.
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Really an incredible woman, and it is now 2 minutes to midnight in France on her 29th birthday. What a body!
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linda!!! linda!!! linda!!!
beautiful!!!
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this is one piping hot piece of a-grade slang. i once went out with her sister but we had to break it off cos she was 13 and apparantly thats statutory- they have laws for everything these days...anyway it wasn't working out cos she caught me yelling jack nicholson quotes up her a-hole while she was asleep.
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Holy shit. This woman is perfect.
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Nice ics. But aren't the French always naked on the beach?
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well done Moe...i'm starting to dig on the Frenchies again, you can put her up there with Virginie Ledoyen and Sophie Marceau...
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I want to put my thing in her thing
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...wait a minute are they bigger than last time, or is it just the angle fro the side that makes the difference? ...*still envious*
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We should just start our own fg blog lol
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nice titties
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this slut needs to put her clothes on
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BOF!
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Just gorgeous...
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gorgeous here!
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