Happy Mother's Day, All Bastardly Mommies!!



We love you all---especially if you're MILFiliciously hot!!

Just because it's Mother's day, I've spared the staple brown bag over Mommy Rinna's head. Please try to be as nice as possible.

The Lisa Rinna photos come from the U.S. Launch Of Roberto Cavalli Vodka a couple days back & the Brooke Burke is modeling the finest draperies (or custom lampshades) @ the 13th Annual Race to Erase M.S. from yesterday.

Enjoy.

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11 Scandalous Comments

Shit, Is that giant Fucking pimple on Fishlips tit on page two?

Sunday, May 14th, 2006 @ 11:16am

who the fuck is that unkempt asshole
with my brooke
hey you get your goddamn hands off of her

Sunday, May 14th, 2006 @ 11:38am

Wtf.. i am bored.. any bastardly lady ready to hook up??

Sunday, May 14th, 2006 @ 12:55pm

Ryan Seacrest?

Sunday, May 14th, 2006 @ 1:49pm

Haha Johns jealous. That guys pretty good lookin.

Sunday, May 14th, 2006 @ 3:22pm

those ladies look old and shiny

Sunday, May 14th, 2006 @ 9:28pm

Ya and you'd think that Rinna could at least apply a generous portion of coverup to that infected lookin casaba melon....

Monday, May 15th, 2006 @ 10:12am

Brooke could have10 kids shes still the hottest broad w/ fake titties around. Lisa my little flounder,last time Isaw a mouth like that it had a hook in it. Props to Rodney RIP

Monday, May 15th, 2006 @ 2:05pm

Who's the half a fag W/Brooke. She'll come home from a photo shoot & find hubby w/ some guys cock in his mouth, 1 in his ass & jerking off 2 midgets & a collie shitting on him all a once. Sounds like a friday nite at the never land ranch.

Monday, May 15th, 2006 @ 2:13pm

is lohan wearing the same dress? (nicole makes lohan look fat)

Monday, May 15th, 2006 @ 10:33pm

I dont know what that guys name is but I know he used to be on Baywatch. Hes a good looking guy :-)

Sunday, May 14th, 2006 @ 3:29pm

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