I can't understand what all the fuss is about this woman.

I'd still let her eat my children.

what is she the 6231st person to do that joke with the popcorn
i'd like to see her eat some popcorn laced with rat poison
vomiting blood
now that is comedy gold

john is the Poe of the Bastardly, and she is wearing grandma pants..........

thanks lillyspryte
if only i could find someone willing to pay me to be an asshole

sole, that's fucked up to pick on Corky, besides, he had Down Syndrome, get it right!
:-)

BITCH LOOKS UGLY AS SIN. SOMEDAY EVERYONE WILL GET OVER THE FOUL PIECE OF TRASH SHE IS. UGLY PERSONALITY, MONKEY/COW FACE AND HER EYES LOOK LIKE THEY MIGHT BUG RIGHT OUT LIKE A FUCKIN TOAD. WILL SOMEONE PLEASE JUST SHOOT THAT CELLULITE RIDDEN FATTY FAT FAT ASS SO ALL OF US CAN GET ON WITH LIFE. FACE IT, THAT FUGLY TALENTLESS SNAIL TRAIL IS JUST A USED TISSUE, A CUM BUCKET. ILL SAY IT AGAIN, ID PAY ANYTHING FOR SOMEONE TO FUCKING KILL HER IN THE MOST PUBLIC, MESSIEST WAY POSSIBLE. THINK A CHAINSAW....

yeah yeah i know
but i can't decide if her eyes look like fas or down syndrome... probably a mix of both

Jeese Its not her fault they dressed her that way. And they probably have everyone bite the popcorn...

meh... she looks pretty average with her clothes on.

seriously what's up with the pants? Anyway i hope she's gonna be funny at the show. She seems easily amused since shes smiling all the time but let see if she's entertaining as well.

I cant stand her either its her insides starting to show through. She's just too good to be on the cover of playboy, every other actress in Holly Wood is a slut except her of course, Her behavior proves she's the ugliest, trashiest bitch in all of Holly Wood she has no talent and she does look retarded I cant even think of one good movie she's done. This bitch really needs to fall off the planet.

Yeah! You mean planet hollywood right? I swear I'm talking about a pizza shop... mmm pizza... no wait, I had that last week. EEEEW PIZZA! Prezza... Prescott... two jags... two shags lol!

Yeah, she needs to not show her face. She must hide away in shame or let her family face dishonour.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW NOt on TV! My bitch second cousin! She's a bit of a bitch lately, since she got married to some fat moderately rich guy. She used to be so nice.

But someone else, someone on TV, seriously... who was it? I think someone from Blue Peter lol

When is this girl going to wake up and figure out that she's only really hot when she's close to naked?
Stop with the "serious actress" bullshit, stop wearing white and acting like you won't ever do Playboy, stop covering up your body.
Being in a bikini is the only thing she's good at. She's just denying her talent... it's dangerous.

ugh!!!! i totally agree with Phred, John, Lyz, Vito, Wiseman and Lilspryte!!!!!
you all KNOW she demanded to be the host ( because she needs to be taken seriously--rriiigghht ), as well as the "new" category as sexiest performance. how tacky!!!! bleah, ive never liked her, i saw her on punk'd once and she acted like she shat ice cream. oh, and anyone who says, ooh!! id eat her shit!!! you need your head examined. sorry, i think girls are sexy and everything, but never ever HER! plus shes wearing something "classy" and boring here, but thats just because she wants to be "taken seriously"--- come on you KNOW shes going to change outfits every 10 seconds just like all the other female hosts did over the years. MTV is slipping!!!!
im so glad jolie is taken over silly idiotic nancy's part, which, albatross ALSO demanded, but thankfully rodriguiz came to his senses once he saw her acting, which was just a wretched talentless abortion. and seeing that he directed mr and mrs smith, HE should know what a REAL sexy, talented actress really is. and it ISNT albatross!!!!
ok, im done! sorry for the rant guys!

Moose!
Shout out for speaking the truth. Preach on brother, choir's listening.

Jessica
"Get over yourself and take your fucking clothes off, bitch!!"

Damn, why these hookers gotta make me shout like that?

Doesn't her smile look forced? Imagine her forced jokes at the awards.

she should just host the awards bent over, and in a super tight thong.

I dont know, she looks pretty good to me. Beautiful girl.

She looks classy, but boring!

YEah, Finally!!!! I've never liked her, but before you guys adored her.......these are the best comments you've ever made about her, bravo!

Hot. But boring. She wants to be taken seriously but what I don't understand is, if she wants to be such a serious actress, why did she start her career by being a whore? Bitch is a hypocrite. Boring as a plank of wood too.

The eating the popcorn picture is not only not funny, it's just unattractive. Usually when her ass is hanging out it might distract from the veiny forehead thing she's got going on.
A lot of cute people can pull off making stupid faces. This picture does not allow her to join their ranks.

MOSSE YOU SAID IT
SHES PIGEON TOED, FAT/CELLULITE-FILLED, UGLY AS ALL HELL.
I WISH SOMEONE WOULD EMPTY A ROUND OF .45 CAL BULLETS INTO THAT UGLY PIE FACE WITH BUG EYES AND FISHY LIPS......IM JESSICA ALBA! LET ME SPREAD MY LEGS WIDE SO YOU CAN SEE MY KIDNEYS AND SO I CAN STILL CLING TO THE THREADS OF FAME I HAVE! SHES NO ACTRESS SHES A FUCKIN CUM DUMPSTER

hahahaha!!! i like john and phred's rant too ;) "actressbot sent back in time to bore me" that ruled!!! ;)

GLAD YOUR LAUGHING JEALOUS, NOW CAN I HAVE YOU TELLY PHONE NUMBER?
SLOBBA IS A PUG FUGLY CUM DUMPSTER EVERYONE! YOU DONT THINK SO? FUCKIN SUCK IT

shes so fuckin hot!
i dont know what all you lame asses are talking about. I have a feeling its just one person pretending to be all of these defferent people talking shit about this beautiful girl. Whats wrong with you?
are you jealous of her?
if you really didnt like her would you really spend your time looking at her pictures and
talking about her???
think about it?
it makes no sense..you posting these things about her isnt going to make her ugly,its going to make you sound stupid.
she is not ugly!
dont hate her because shes not trashy like all these other Hollywood girls.
One minute you guys are bashing Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohen etc. for being trashy and the next minute youre bashing Jessica for being classy what the fuck!?!
make up your minds already!!
I suggest all you jealous girls stop the hating!!

i see it. not alot but i see it

ERIC...I TOLD YOU TO SUCK IT

YO ONE MO THING, BITCHES, IN THE NEW ISSUE OF LIFE AND STYLE ( YES I READ IT ON THE CAN, MY ROOMIE IS A CHICK ) THERES PICS OF HER PRETENDING TO KICK SOME PAPARAZZI'S ASSES AND YOU ALL NEED TO SEE HOW TRULY HER FAT THIGHS AND GIANT ASS IN HER UGLY TOO TIGHT YOGA OUTFIT!!!!!!!! THEN THE BEST PART, WHEN SHES ALL DONE, THE PAPARAZZI GO, WE WERE AIMING FOR HER, NOT YOU! AND THE SCREEN PANS TO NICOLE RITCHIE WHO THEN SAYS IN A SNOTTY, STUCK UP WAY, 'THANKS, BITCH..'
LOL!!!! I PROMISE YOU CHECK IT, LIFE AND STYLE THE NEW ISSUE.....DONT SAY I FUCKIN TOLD YOU SO, BITCHES. YEAH I READ TABLOID ZINES ON THE CAN, SO FUCKIN WHAT? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, READ THE GREAT WORKS BY JOHN MILTON???!!!!!
MOE, I AINT SCREAMING, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, I JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT.
SUCK IT.

yeah! SUCK IT! lol that sounds funny. I'm gonna go say that to someone now.

That thing about tha paparazzi, that's funny as hell... she must've felt so embarassed... oops!

PHRED YOU FUCKIN SAID IT!!!! NOW HELP ME GET YOURJUSTJEALOUS'S TELLY # OR AT LEAST HER EMAIL ADRESS!!! SHE OWNS ME!!!! VITO IS OWNED MY JEALOUS, AND HATES SLOBBA WITH A PASSION. TIME TO BREAK OUT THE UZIS AND SHOOT UP HER GROSS FLABBY ASS THEN ILL HAVE A PARTY.....PHRED, TAKE PICS OF ME PILE DRIVING JEALOUS ON THE DRYER AND THEN WELL GET TO THE WEED AND THE HENNESSY, AND THEN WELL PUT THE PICS OF THE BASTARDLY SO EVERYONE CAN GET OVER SLOBBA AND FALL FOR JEALOUS!!!! MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!! PHRED, IM GLAD TO SEE YOU AINT ON THE A) SLOBBA TUNA CAN AND B) HAVE RUDE THINGS TO SAY ABOUT HER AND HER RANCID SELF HER MOM SHOULDA JUST ABORTED HER AND SAVED ME ALL THE PAIN OF SEEING HER STUPID UGLY COW FACE WITH HER THYROID PROBLEM.
SUCK IT BITCHES, SLOBBA IS VILE AND PURTID, A MESS OF SHITTY GENES. JUST LOOK AT THAT FAT ASS!!! IM TELLIN YOU, BITCHES, CHECK OUT THE LIFE AND STYLE....HER ASS IS A FUCKIN TANK. PLUS SHE HAS A BARREL CHEST AND A BIG ASS BELLY THAT MAKES ME PUKE....LITERALLY!!!!
GIGGETY GIGGETY GOO, SLOBBA IS SO NARSTY, THE PHOTOGS NEED TO SMEAR VASELINE ON THE LENSES SO THEY DONT SAY 'EW'!!!!!!!

PHRED, MY MAN THIS ONE IS FO YOU!!!
REMEMBER WHENI SAID HER SHITTY MTV PROMO SUCKED? WELL HER ASS AND THUNDER THIGHS ARE ON CLEAR DISPLY, SHOWING OFF JUST HOW GROSS AND CHUNKY THE CUNT IS-- AND I SAID ID DELIVER BITCHES, SO HERE, CHECK IT!!
http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/jessica-alba/

I THINK U MIGHT HAVE TO CUT AND PASTE, BUT ITS ALL THERE!!!!
ESPECIALLY IN THIS ONE
http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0605/jessica-alba-mtv-fight-16.jpg&i... Alba Fights on MTV Pictures

CHECK IT BITCHES, AND DONT SAY I WASNT RIGHT!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
PHRED, LETS HAVE A PARTY!

no ones jealous of "slobba"!!!!!!! i cant imagine anyone being jelous of her pigeon toes, fake tan and the face of a retard on one FAT cel-U-lite-ed body!!!!! phred you are so funny, im using vito's words too!!! HAha!!!! vitos in love with my girl, YYJ!!!! and i think thats totally rad, shes a funny girl! like me! ;) YYJ!, whats up?!

jessica is definitely fabulous.with her face,body,hair,outfits..she's the golden girl.

[...] We’ll have to wait for Thursday, June 8th, to watch the show on MTV (that’s our free plug from Bastardly…buy real adspace, MTV!) but the event took place over the weekend with our lovely host, Jessica Alba. Well, in the tradition of hosts, excluding the fact that she’s probably not funny, she went through multiple wardrobe changes throughout the night. [...]

are you guys homosexual? i want to throw that out their, it's either your homosexual or women, because in askmen.com, she is voted number 1 out of the top 99 women. she is the hottest thing to ever walk the earth, sin city: hot, fantastic four: hot, you guys are just gay, homo's!!!

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nope hetero, but i just think jay is ugly and has a disgusting body. so fuck off and jerk it to this pic, MIKE YASH
http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0508/jessica-alba-bikini-hq-001.jpg

and then you can grab a tissue for your dick for another sesh.

http://theblemish.com/pictures/2007/01/jessica-alba-dinner/jessica-alba-...

and JUST for YOU MIKE YASH:

http://theblemish.com/pictures/2007/01/jessica-alba-dinner/jessica-alba-...

Yeah.

I used to think she was super hot until i realized that she looks liek she has alcohol fetal syndrome. just look at the eyes... corkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

yeah but anne claire someone who was truly going to do a good job with the show
would refuse to to that tired old crap or think of something interesting to do
alba doesn't care, she is an actressbot
sent back in time to bore the shit out of me

But she looks like someone I know in that last picture... my aunt before she got pregnant... but someone else... someone on TV... who was it? who was it? who was it? who was it? WHO WAS IT?!

Dammit! I'll get back to you when I remember.

Oh fuckin hell, she looks like Britney spears in that last picture. The picture of Britney when she was younger with a load of fake tan.