Sexy Jenna Jameson & Her Horse Connection
Thursday, May 4th, 2006 in the weewizzle hours

The Other Lisa
Am I the ONLY ONE who thinks Hillary Duff looks like a young Jenna Jameson?
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uhhhh....ya. Riiiiiight.
Only similarities between Horsillary Duff & Jenna Jameson is that one looks like a horse & the other gets horse-sized schlongs stuck into every orifice of her sexy bod. The horse connection is there, but just not like you suggest.












I really like this website--honestly, I do. I like to keep my finger close to the pop culture pulse out there, and for me, this is one of my sources.
I'm continually amazed, however, at the poor writing skills demonstrated here. I mean, even if this website is being run by 13 year olds, wouldn't they eventually become better writers? Wouldn't they eventually stop posting typo laden entries? Or entries without glaringly misspelled words. Or entries which accurately identify the person in the picture?
This most current example, I think, typifies what is both best and worst about this website. Guys, come on. Spell check is only one little click away. When you write sentences like, "ever orphus of her sexy bod," it makes you look really bad.
Obiously, it's supposed to mean "every orrifice," but maybe "orphus" is a new form of pornographic position, for all I know.
All of us out here in BASTARDLY land know you can do better.
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psssst....it's "orifice"
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I gotta stick up for the BASTARDLY writers here man, it's probably not the easiest thing to get sections together everyday, cut them some slack NOT TIM BURTON, this site is great, and if you think you can do better, I'd like to come and check out your site when its done. As for the Jenna post, when did she get that Full Lady Leg tat?! ARGH!! I've never seen it before, but I'd still tap the sh*t out of her!! Just for the sake of saying I F*ed Jenna Jameson, that would be the best sex you've ever had.
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Fixed!!
English is my second language, so give me a break, people. Whenever there's a spelling confusion, I don't go to the dictionary (like I should), but I head to google & type in the word. If the spelling yields a lot of results used in the same context then I assume (using the wisdom of crowds) that it's the correct spelling.
@ 2AM in the morning, my priorities aren't straight. Sue me.
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Thanks for the correction shortbus.
IF anyone else has a different spelling of orifice, please sound off!! I'll keep making changes through out the day.
Anyway, let's get back to the topic @ hand!! JENNA JAMESON & HER HORSE CONNECTION!
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LOL
not tim burton is definitely a tool. I love when people are all high and mighty grammar and spelling police and they can't even spell the word they are complaining about!
TEAM MOE!!!
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ugly tatoos
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Jenna looks gorgeous except for those ugly leg tattoos. Why is it I respect her more than Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan? Oh right, because she's a.getting PAID to whore it up and thus is business woman not a plain ole slut and b. because she's probably fucked less dudes than either of them.
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I'm disgusted that any of you respect Jenna Jameson AT ALL- she's a prostitute. Not gorgeous, either. Who cares if she's a "businesswoman"? Some people will do anything - repeat, anything - for money. God, I appreciate men who appreciate natural, normal, healthy women.
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She is ugly as hell now. When she started, she looked good actually.
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Doesn't her left tit look like it sits higher on her chest than the right one? Those sleazy tats gotta go - the ones on her legs remind me of something you'd see on Marine's arm.
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Ugly X-type legs and vulgar dress. O, and very coarse udders!
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Thats Jenna?
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Jenna is a goddess and I totally agree with Lemure.
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Who cares who you agree with. Porn stars aren't goddesses, never will be.
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How bout some pix of Cristiano Ronaldo, for the ladies?
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Thanx fo al tha vots of confeedeence ou' their. Gus spelllin din't coun' fer Moe, bu' duz fo me, huh?
Fun stuff.
not tim burton the tool
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not tim burton
it's called hypocrisy
you could have spelled shit wrong from here till ragnarok
but when you start ripping people for their spelling it is open season
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Lana Lang what the hell did we do to you to be so freaking hostile? You don't agree that's fine, but tone it down a notch. However, I don't think Jenna is a goddess.
I just give her due, because unlike alot of pay for play girls she hasn't let the life beat her down. Instead of burning out due to drugs, disease, abusive bf/gf/whatever, she left the front of the cameras, got married before her vag burned out and managed to get her own business out of it. She's plastic, but she still looks pretty good and she doesn't pretend to be anything she's not. I have more respect for her than say, Monica Lewinsky (famous by dick association!).
I'm not about to get all high and mighty as I've been known to watch porn from time to time.
I'm a woman for the record. And not the girls gone wild, flash your boobies and whore yourself out in public chick either.
She did the damn thing! Let's all strive to be the best at what we are good at! LOL
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Sorry Lemure if I sounded rude but really, no respect fo' hookahs.
This site is great cos it's funny so I don't want to get too far on the serious tip...but do you think Ms. Jameson got into the business expecting to be respected? Hookahs & pornographers care about the $$$, not respect! Everybody's got choices in life.
Who cares what she looks like? And why would anyone defend the likes of her?
The other "ladies" you mention, well, that's another story...there's no point in discussing who's out-whoring whom. It'd be safe to say however that none of them are contributing to the image of America we export around the world.
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This is how I look at it Lana, Jenna's life was messed up and warped her into making entertaining porn. Unlike her peers she made the best of a bad situation, no one actually expects much or asks the opinion of porn chicks, and they aren't held up as role models either. However, the other actress/hookers do bother me, because they are all over my tv, movie screen, even my damn newspaper. Little girls are looking up to them, hell big girls too, look at all those dumb ass spring break videos, MTV and everything else were "normal" chicks are tramping it up in public. I'm all for sexual liberation, but I'm sensible enough to draw the line. Yeah, folks will do anything for money, but you know what? Our society keeps buying it, so unless we stop buying into it its not going to stop. Besides, I don't want to make my own sex tape, I'd rather not be famous and hate the way I sound on camera.
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You and I agree, it's sad the way these girls act (the dumb-ass spring break video girls you mention, etc.) and I hate the fact that other girls are influenced by this.
There's a link on Drudge Report now about a teacher who was just fired because they just found out that she made a porn movie 10 years ago (one movie, one time). She was diagnosed as bi-polar later, and at the time she had no home and no income. I feel a certain amount of compassion for this woman. Like the article says, we all make mistakes, but hers will be on film forever.
I'm sure many porn stars had hard lives, and I certainly don't wish them any physical harm or anyting, but it disturbs me greatly when they are referred to as "goddesses" or are in any way "worshipped." They have taken what is beautiful and natural about women and disrespected, deformed & defiled it. Stripper culture & pornography is pretty much mainstream now and there is less and less of a stigma. I know, there's market demand for it. I can certainly understand the lure of porn - everybody likes sex, or the thought of it - but it doesn't make porn a good thing. It can be quite addictive and can fuck up otherwise healthy relationships between men and women. Why has sex become so warped & twisted instead of something natural and nice, something that should be taken seriously and perhaps refrained from in many cases? Maybe things would be better if we call made porn movies in our heads.
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Sorry about the typos - I'm a bit tired
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You are a sweet, compassionate woman Lana. I like you now and feel bad for that teacher. As for sex being a nice loving thing though, you'd like to think so, but frankly, men and women have been using sex for gain forever, and that's never going to stop. Sex has always been warped and twisted on one end of the spectrum, hell sometimes its more enjoyable that way. I think what you (and I agree ) are saying its that the its become so in your face and the mystery is gone.
I don't think that the general public thinks porno chicks are goddesses though. Don't worry about that. Also, as far as I've seen, people are watching porn to watch people fucking, what she looks like isn't that important. Porno chicks tend to some beat faces. I've never felt like I had to compete with a porn aesthetic even when I was involved with...hmm, maybe I'll save that story for another day. Oh yes Lana, I could make far better porn in my head, but I like to watchAndrew Blake (porn auteur) movies when I feel lazy.
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She's icky.
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I agree with bastardly reader she doesn't look the way she use to, she's got very little, squinty eyes and an ugly jaw. And lana is right porn stars are disgusting people i pity them all, but I think if a person changes and no longer does it give them a second chance everyone should have a right to change. (repentance)
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Wow...I love you Lana Lang. Well-said, again and again. You hit the nail quite nicely. I look forward to reading more from you. I wish more people thought like you....Americans would certainly not be as ridiculed around the world (but...rightly so...we are indeed a white-trash nation).
And I must retype:
How funny when famous people fall victim to the "Michael Jackson Syndrome"...where they have no idea how foolish they look, and that everyone around them can see that they have had work done, and that they look very very bad.
Look at her ridiculous new teeth (there was something wrong with her teeth before?)! Nice Hillory Duff horse teeth (another idiot)! And those lips? Good god...does she really not notice how gross they look? I mean, why is it that every single aging porn star (or even many regular stars, like Pam Anderson), show their age by adding more layers of heavier makeup each year...thus ADDING to how old they are becoming. If they had a single brain in their heads, they would do just the opposite, and attempt to adopt a "clean and fresh" look, which implies youth. Instead, they add even more years to their tired faces with drag-queen makeup. Wow. How sad to become a stereotype.
And yes, I cannot agree more with that previous comment, she is indeed starting to look like Joan Rivers. How's this for a laugh.... if this keeps up, think of the amusement we will be having in a decade at this foul and beastly looking whore.
Sad...when people don’t realize they have become a point of laughter for everyone except those with no taste and style.... who probably think she looks great.
I photograph people for a living, and I have seen good, bad, and worse…and this is definitely the last category.
But then again, we must remember, this woman is a porn star, a lesser sub-species of human that have never been known for their intellect.
Ignorance is bliss.
Keep up the surgery and drag-queen makeup, you out-of-touch-with-reality skank.
Sincerely,
Mark Toole
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this chick is ugly without make up trust me ! nice body with nasty tatoos ! she looks really vulgar and cheap ! she thinks she is pamela anderson ! no fucking way ! pamela is so perfect and innocent looking not like trashy whore!
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I only read the first few posts, and want to say that 'not tim burton' needs to shut his cocksucker. If you are intelligent enough to decipher what the writers mean when they misspell a word, then you can leave it at that. And it doesn't take a whole lot of intelligence to get 'orifice' from 'orphus.' spelling errors are something I merely glance at and pay no attention to when I see because I have more important things to worry about, like when that blue bump on my penis is going to heal. Fucking shit. What does it matter? I hate you picky fucking people. But I love you too.
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On another note, Jenna Jameson was one of the sexiest women alive 18 thru 25. She puts hillary Duff to shame in comparison. It's like what would you rather have... Grown Woman, or young, annoying bitch?
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jenna jameson is a pimp no matter what u haters say
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jenna is a lot prettier than hilary duff. sorry
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what is the best way for mr to become a horse and dog fucking and sucking porn star
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classic whore
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i dunno...jenna's got that horsey thing around her orpheus in these 2 pix...
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Jenna is pretty,but im sure she's had a couple cosmetic surgeries.
I don't really care for her,Because i don't care for whores..She was a porn star,and I think very LOWLY of people who persue a profession doing something along those lines.
She has hideous tattoos though.
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your logic is flawless Lana
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