i want next! more reasons why I want to make some bastardly good looking children with Alessandra... stay tuned for more Alessandra from me later on...

HOLY FOOT BINDING
look at that izablela's toes
yikes!

chicken feet alert!

chicken feet alert!

chicken feet alert!

I would still suck on those babies!! hah

They are ONLY ok. The one lables the odd one out is the hotest one!

They would be even hotter if someone lit em on fire.

Crack took John's usual reply! Oh, those toes......... they are the aftermath of Mafia torture........... I guess she wouldn't tell............ lol

yeah lillyspryte, i've been taking anger managment classes
my therapist says it is unhealthy for me to imagine people on fire
i had a dream about him last night where instead of mel gibson being eviscerated at the end of braveheart it was my therapist
i think that is good progress
don't you?

oh yeah and instead of yelling "FREEDOM!"
he yelled "DR. PHIL!"

Keep the Alessandra pictures coming. Why the fuck would anyone get sick of her?????

sick of these bitches.

They are gorgeous!!!

dude, her toes are like fingers? weird...........id still do her

Dave..... I agree her feet are weird, but who the fuck cares???? She is simply stunning. Nobody is perfect.

Guys what the fuck! who cares about her feet! her face is FLAWLESS!!!!

Wiseman understands beauty.

I doubted you for a minute, man, but you're back on my A-list

i do her if i could cut her toes off
now that would be hot

ya come on, she's absolutely gorgeous!!

sexy, classy, hot---all rolled into one!

Moelicious, glad to see you agree. I dont know why people mention Adriana's buck teeth aswell, I mean she can't have everything, and now this toe business with Alessandra. Just makes me wonder what goes on thorugh peoples minds.

John, thanks for creating my loudest laugh of the day...... you get the "Make Lily Smile" Award for today.......... I can see some poor shrink sap getting his head cut off immediately after yelling his last pathetic words of "Dr. Phiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllll!"

I have issues with funky feet, and her toes are almost long enough to be primate status......... hang her by her toes from a tree and watch her swing.......... she should wear close-toed shoes always........

Isabel needs to fix her teeth...braces must re super expensive in Brazil

FREAKY ASS TOES ON Pg. 3!!!!!!

It'ts plain Izabel not Izabela.WTF?

I would kiss their nipples.

Hot but those are some scary feet, she could be hanging upside down in a cave with those suckers.

I agree with Wiseman...with some women it just makes no sence to mention an imperfection...everyone has one or two, but when you look this hot who caresss???

I watched Izabela on Connan O'Brien last night and she is even HOTTIER than I thought, she too could gain some weight, but I would still beg for more OF THAT ASS

SO GLAD I VOTED FOR GORE AND KERRY

BRING THE TROOPS HOME

IMPEACH $$ BUSH BIN LADIN$$

YANKEE'S SUCK......GO RED SOX

"I agree with Wiseman…with some women it just makes no sence to mention an imperfection"
except that it is funny

Thanks bastardly for what you guys are showing to the world. its cool and i wish some day i did be on your page. with some sweet connecting chicks like the hot one.

PETER

Both brazilian models are gorgeous!

[...] Alright, I’m already starting a campaign for Izabel Goulart’s future Bastardly Sexiest Women ranking to be a goddamn lot higher than #98. Izabel’s been making a nice case for herself recently and you just can’t deny that hotness… [...]

Nice pics!

ha, the snatchpit looks like that photo that was circulating on the net of Lindsay lohans fireless firecrotch...

omgosh u guyss
look at alessandra Ambrosio's skin
she has pimples:O

aww poor girl
well its not her fault they do so much to her pretty face:(

I don't think that Izabel girl is pretty at all.. her face is just..no. She looks malnourished, and what is wrong with her feet?

they are both gorgeous
check out a better picture here
bastardly has the worst pics sorry but gotta work on it

holy shizzle. thats corn city

Super hot girls

jesus, is there no end to the hotness

Yeah thet are fine but the feet!!!!! i could kiss my ducks feet serioulsy

these bitches look like good-looking trannies.

shit...

the toes are SCARY :(

I just about pissed myself when I read the post saying those toes make it look like she could sleep hanging upside-down in a cave. Bwhahhaaaaaaaaaa. She's hot but the monkey toes need some work.

Wow!You are *$@#&^% sexy.

not to shabby

Looks like both husband and wife are going for a feel in Page 4 (Second pic). Hands are getting a bit low :O

snatchpit gross.

twins

Jesus, they are both looking FINE.

Both ugly...Next plssss

OMG WTF!!!! it looks like her toe is trying to commit suicide

OMG the toes!! Funny!!

I love the pink dress Alessandra's wearing...who's the designer?

http://imagecloset.com/upload/9404769f.jpg

great pic

Check out some current pics of Alesandra at Vic. Secret Catalog and look at her "new teeth." She got some veneers or caps..or something! They look fugging funny cause they are to big!! Her caps are like Ba Ba Booey from Howard Stern! He had caps too large for his mouth and it made him always feel the need to lick his teeth and man would Howard bag on his ass!! HAHAHAHAHAH. I think it is a nice change to hear the bad crap about these "models"..I am fuggin sick of hearing how beautiful they are..they hear that crap ALL day long! Let's get the dirt on their on these bitches!! That snatchpit pic is fugging hysterical!! Oh, the one good thing about Alesandra's "big caps" is that she probabley scrapes the chit out of her baby's daddy's "chili"...I hope she tears the chit out of his johnson with her big ol buck teeth! hahaha She probabley can't play skin flute for chit with them big buck teeth!! ("what's up doc?") hahhahah