Jessica Alba @ US Weekly Hot Hollywood Awards 2006
Friday, April 28th, 2006 in the weewizzle hours

Jessica Alba's almost wardrobe malfunction would've topped the already wardrobe malfunction from heaven. Let us hope and pray that one day she's not so aware to catch her strap...like Tara Reid.
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nice captions!
i bet every single person wished for that strap to come off
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areola! hoowa!
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her shoes are hot.
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she's so ridiclous on that pics!!!!!hahhhaaa!!! i don't know what she's doing here! she does't have a natural beauty and she's far real far from the godesse's of hollywood and being on that list is so gross and fake
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Jess, you can't get by on just looks forever, take a look at Priscilla Presley then (Elvis days) and now (scary puppet days)....... scary shit going on there.......
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what is with the two straps?
is that a look?
how come she isn't wearing a strapless bra?
can i get some help from the women out there?
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it's hard to envision a world in which i don't REALLY hate her hair.
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She looked beautiful at the Oscars, here not so much.
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Kevin, LilSpryte and John, i AGREE!!!!!
the girl sues playboy, then makes nice when heff hands her a big fat check, and now? "retireing" from hollywood, to play roles like, julia roberts and natalie portman and all the other girls with TALENT!!! sure, jess, shes just pissed ( and JEALOUS! ) that she wasnt voted sexiest celeb by FHM or maxim or whatever.
more help?! overrated, kinda chunky--- see the dlisted.com blog spot and view the comments, there hilarious!!!!! apparantly, EVERYONE is sick of it all!!!
;)
LOVE to ----> Kevin, LilSpryte and John!!!!
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man
her hair looks great like this
she is getting hotter?
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I ain't loving the hair, but she is gorgeous nonetheless! I believe her hair is for the up coming filming of Sin City2 and FF2. Love her and think she is great.
yeah, give the girl crap because she won't get naked for you...lol
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visible bra straps can look alright if their the same color as the top, but its a little cheap with a nice dress.
she looks like she trying to play it up as much as possible, almost like its staged. its not hard to subtely fix your bra strap with the arm its resting on..no reason to do the full on titty grab and ridiculous pouty face. didnt she wear a completely sheer top to the mtv awards or something?
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She's not that great looking here. And too many pictures of her from the front side.
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ALESSANDRA
ADRINA
AND NOW JESSICA
I HAVE TO GO RUB ONE OUT
THANK YOU BASTARDLY
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I agree with *kathryn*. Why is she making a whole seen about it? Plus, she's on the red carpet, cameras everywhere...instead of beeing more subtile, she's making sure everyone sees that her strap has fallen...It's not obvious. If she wasn't doing the gestures and monkey faces, nobody would have noticed.
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Monkey faces? That is the same expression most chicks make when I blow a load in their face! I always thought it was kind of a look of fear and disgust combined. From now on I will call it a monkey face and laugh alot. I want to see if that pisses them off enough to leave. That way I don't have to get them to leave by dragging them by their hair out of the house and locking the door. Thanks Glimmer!
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With that caveman brow bone I believe the lady is getting uglier.
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I think she's gettin too skinny. Bitch needs a sammich stat!
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kathryn, hermanita, pottymouth and sree, i totally agree
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[...] Now most of the time we see Jessica Alba and she looks frickin amazing…here, not so. Don’t get me wrong, still hot as always but not like what we saw at the US Weekly Hollywood Awards and there’s no chance here for a wardrobe malfunction from heaven…with that being the case, she can’t inspire boys to masturbate which seems to be what she does really well. [...]
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SHE WILL NEVER LOOK GOOD AND THAT AINT CUZ SHE "WONT TAKE HER CLOTHES OFF FOR" ME, FUCK THAT ID GRAB A BLINDFOLD IF I COULDNT JUST TAKE HER BY THE HAIR AND SLAM HER UGLY BUG EYED FISHY LIPPED COW FACE INTO A GIANT JAGGED ROCK! "HEY! IM JESSICA ALBATROSS! ILL DO A BACKWARDS CRAB WALK SO YOU CAN SEE ME SPREAD MY LEGS BECAUSE YOU CAN SEE MY KIDNEYS FROM THERE!
I LIKE REAL BLONDES, TINY BLONDES AND NOT TO MENTION TENSY TINY FEET! THIS GIRL IS A WALKING PIECE OF GARBAGE AND IM FUCKIN SERIOUS ID LAUGH MY ASS OFF IF SOMEONE KILLED HER AND MUTILATED HER FAT CELLULITE-RIDDEN BODY!
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I agree i dont want to see this ugly bitch naked either, I bet her nakedness would be a big turnoff I bet it would cure any sex maniac she is ugly and shit colored, her hair is very shit colored too. She's the most unclassiest, talentless worthless piece of shit bitch in all of Holly Wood. And I feel sorry for the people who say she's hot because she would never think of them as hot.
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CHRIS I AGREE SHE NEEDS TO BE SHOT OUT OF A CANNON TO JOIN THE REST OF THE MARTIANS SHE SPAWNED FROM
I HATE THAT UGLY STUCK UP CUNT. ANYONE WHO THINKS SHE SHITS ICE CREAM IS A FUCKING RETARD, JUST LIKE SLOBBA TROSS
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FUCKIN CUM DUMPSTER I THINK ID RATHER HIT HERPES-RIDDEN HILTON AND SHITNEY SPEARS'S ASSES BAREBACK AND SOBER THAN EVEN CONCIEVE OF THINKIN ABOUT LOOKING IN SLOBBAS DIRECTION
UNLESS IT WAS TO SHOOT HER UGLY FACE OFF
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ewwww!!! vito, not shitney and paris!!! hahaha but thats funny, i like how much you hate her!!! vito rocks, and so does phred and john and sree and lilspryte and if i forgot to mention anyone else who rocks, im sorry, just take out your belt and spank me ;)
i like being submissive ;) heehee oh wait ill probably regret posting this when the lorecet wears off.....nah, i wont!
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I AM ONE OBSESSED PERSON, JEALOUS. YOU KEEP FILLING MY LIST OF HOTNESS UP AS WELL AS MY RAGING HARD ON. YOU HAD TO SAY SUBMISSIVE DIDNT YOU? BLONDE, LITTLE AND SUBMISSIVE, WHAT THE FUCK COULD A FUCKIN STRAIGHT GUY ASK FOR MORE? SHIT THIS IS FOR SLOBBA BASHING SO LET ME GET TO THAT CUZ IM SO FAMOUS FOR HATING HER: SLOBBA NEEDS TO BE KILLED AND I WOULDNT MIND DOIN IT, PREFERABLY WITH A CHAINSAW OR LAZERS FROM RESIDENT EVIL THE FIRST ONE, AND JEALOUS NEEDS MY DICK IN HER MOUTH. OOPS I MEAN SHE NEEDS TO GIVE ME HER ASS. I MEAN HER EMAIL ADRESS.
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vito you are ONE obsessed cat!!!!! LOL!!!!!! why YYJ? if you dont mind me askin......i like submissive girls too..............
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WHATEVA, YOU SAID IT! SUBMISSIVE GIRLS ARE THE SHZZNIT!!!! WHATEVA? HELP ME GET HER TO GIVE ME HER EMAL ADRESS!!!! IM IN LOVE WITH A GIRL ON A BLOG SITE AND IM 25......FUCK IT, WHO GIVES A SHIT, LIKE I CARE!
OKAY OKAY, SLOBBA BASHING: UGLY, FAT, POP EYES, BORING AND STUPID. I THINK THE PIGEON TOES AND PUTRID FACE AND HUGE NASTY FEET.
BIG FEET? BIG PUSSY HOLES!!!!! YOU COULD PROBABLY FIT THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING UP HER TANG AND THEN SOME COMPUTERS WITH PLENTY OF ROOM FOR A THANKSGIVING TURKEY. AND A LARGE POTATO.
I LOVE YOU YYJ!!!!!
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LOL vito!!!!!!! fuck yea submissive chix rock! ask her if shes a dirty debutonte!!!!!
shout out to YourJustJEALOUS! send a pic of your hot body!!!!!! no, vito didnt make me do it! LOL, but i gots to admit her posts are pretty cute and funny
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I AM BAAACCKK BITCHES!!!! WHATEVA, IM HAPPY YR WILLING TO HELP ME LOL. JUST LOOK AT WHAT SHE SAYS ON THE KRISTEN CAVELRERI SITES ABOUT SUCKING COCK!!!! TEASE! LOL, IM STILL OBSESSED.
SLOBBA IS A SO NARSTY, THE CRABS ARE DOING BUNGIE JUMPS OFF OF HER TAMPON STRING. MAN, I BET THE UGLY FACED CELLULITE RIDDEN, VD INFESTED CUNT HAS TO SNEAK UP ON CLEAN BATHWATER FOR CHRISTS SAKES!!!!
GIGGITY GIGGETY GOO, I AM VITO, AND SLOBBA WILL NEVA DO
UNLESS SHE GOT STRUNG UP ON A MEAT HOOK BY HER MEAT CURTIANS.
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is that a monkey face i see? shes so hideous
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yes, it appears to be......
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OH MY GOD!!!
I JUST TYPED IN "JESSICA ALBA" TO GOOGLE SEARCH AND THIS PICTURE OF HER CAME UP
http://neuromancerwp.free.fr/Jessica%20Alba%
SHE IS SO DAMN HOT
I CANT BELIEVE I SAID ALL OF THAT BULLSHIT ABOUT HER
I THINK IT'S THE PEOPLE ON THIS SITE
THEY PUT BAD PICS OF HER UP
WHEN SHE IS SMOKIN AS HELLA HOT
DAMN...SHE IS FINE AS HELL
I OUT OF HERE BITCHES!!!!
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i doubt thats this vito person. get a life looser
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Vito i thought u hated her:S
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lesbian ass
Jessica Alba @ US Weekly Hot Hollywood Awards 2006
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VITO
OH MY GOD!!!
I JUST TYPED IN “JESSICA ALBA†TO GOOGLE SEARCH AND THIS PICTURE OF HER CAME UP
http://neuromancerwp.free.fr/Jessica%20Alba%
SHE IS SO DAMN HOT
I CANT BELIEVE I SAID ALL OF THAT BULLSHIT ABOUT HER
I THINK IT’S THE PEOPLE ON THIS SITE
THEY PUT BAD PICS OF HER UP
WHEN SHE IS SMOKIN AS HELLA HOT
DAMN…SHE IS FINE AS HELL
I OUT OF HERE BITCHES!!!!
^ ^ ^ lol imitatin is the best form of FLATTERY!!!
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Sorry...I meant thanks hermanita!
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jessica alba isnt ugly
shez pretty and stuff
buh she needz to get over that
cuz her acting SUCKSSS
and shez just relying on Sin City
and Bikkiniz
buh she still pretty
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