Bastardly Gossip Network - Weekend Edition
Friday, April 28th, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon
The Bastardly is slowly coming back to its old self. One of our good friends found a comments plugin that actually doesn't crash the server! Big props to TS. Again. And again. And...
Anyway, it was a pretty rough week in terms of getting proper amounts of sleep, so I hope to catch up on that a little. Next week we'll be kicking off the final week of Voting for your Bastardly Sexiest Women, so if you haven't voted, please do so very soon!!! If you've already voted, please don't vote again b/c it will only void all your votes (even the first one).
In the meantime, enjoy the goodies from our friends around the Bastardly Gossip Network!
- Scarlett Johansson's Breasts...that's all we needed to read.
- Baldwin Brothers found w/ Coke. What's the big commotion?! 80% of the Hollywood elite do coke.
- cityrag likes Grace Park. The Bastardly's always game when lesbian lovin' is in the mix.
- Charlie Sheen needs to be shot.
- Angie to be in Sin City 2?!
- Shakira in da house!!
- Someone is banging Kelly Osbourne. Money must be involved.
- Nick Lachey needs to shoot a sex video w/ Vanessa MinNipple & email a copy to Jessica Simpson.
- Kiera Knightley in a swimsuit...what's there to see?!
- Pete Doherty shoots heroin into an unconscious woman! Sick bastard.
- Heather Locklear Hates Denise Richards
- Today's can of Tuna was a little tastier than yesterday. Say, "Hello, hello" to Holly Valance!! Yummmmmy!!












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THIS IS SO DECADENT
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Grace Park is so flat...
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Hi your article is amazing. I will definitely read your diary.. See ya
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