Alessandra Ambrosio Smoking Hot! Again.
Friday, April 28th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

As we've said before, Alessandra Ambrosio wants little girls all around the world to know that smoking will make you HOT!!
Smoking...
- Helps you lose weight
- Helps you keep the weight off
- Allows you to enjoy a doughnut every now & then w/out feeling guilty
- Looks cool!
Here are a few more snaps of Ms. Ambrosio lookin' smokin' hot!! Ow!!
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What a dirty little bitch. I think smoking has stunted the growth of her tits. I pray she gets emphysema and lives for years with it only to find out that she is pregnant. How can you get pregnant from anal sex?" She asks. Well, while she was getting plowed in the ass and choking on a mean black dong, a little leprechaun joined in and planted a seed into her barren, arid, vagina.
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i think shes hot!!!!!
Crack Makes You Fast, i love your posts!!
you really dont think shes hot? how come, i dont mean to pry..? eh, to each his own i guess babes :)
LOVE
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sorry its me again :)
i forgot to post ( like the pothead that i am ) that she would have looked aLOT hotter had she been blazin the bud!!! ;)
heehee, anyone agree?
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whoa, what's the deal with her hairy arms? i mean she's hotter than a turd in the atl, but her arms a bit furry. i'll deal.
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"She has a huge gap between her legs which is probably the result of previously having a penis."
Crack, doesn't this pretty much explain all her other flaws? ;)
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Hey Crack...... who the fuck cares about her hips and teeth and hairy arms and other shit??? All I can see is a cheap slap of meat waiting to be used and abused. Good thing she likes to smoke because I have something a lot healthier for her to smoke on than cigs.
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"you like Kiss? NO WAY! I like Kiss too! that is amazing! lets fuck"
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Her hotness factor went way down due to that stinky dirty ass cigarette in her hand. YUCK!
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This dame is not too skinny. Too skinny implies unnatural skinniness by way of an eating disorder, and this girl is far too evenly-proportioned and fit to have one of those. It's quite alright to have a personal preference for a larger ass and chest, but that's no reason to knock her for making the most of the body she was given.
Also, the size of her chest now has absolutely no effect on her ability to nurse. All breasts grow and fill as much as they need to during pregnancy to support the baby post-pregnancy.
All of that being said, I don't really love the blue eyeshadow they put on her.
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What a ridiculously stupid photo shoot!
Ugg the smoking really turns me off.. the first pic would be so much better if i didn't know exactly how gross her hands smell from that cig.
I AGREE>. if she was blazing some bud, the picture would be so much better!
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WHAT THE FUCK 2 ALESSANDRA ENTRIES
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WHAT THE FUCK 2 ALESSANDRA ENTRIES
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hmm pic two: just surprised some guy hasn't made a comment about wishing she was holding *thier* power tool.... what.... no obvious stuff allowed on friday ???
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Jesus, the girl has a penis dangling between her scrawny legs in the second picture. And on page two...second picture probably the dirtiest looking booty shorts ive seen on a girl in a while. I mean it obviously doesnt beat out the 200 pound girl in those things walkin down the street in your town/city but thats some messed up shit.
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If every post you made was about Ms. Ambrosio you would have the most visited site in the history of the internet. Except for 4chan. You can just compete with a german skank pissing on a horse for some reason.
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Too skinny? Nah...her legs are absolutely PERFECT. She's only lacking some cleavage, that's all. But c'mon nobody's 100% perfect. She's too damn hot and she would look unnatural with huge boobs. I agree with Moose. That's how skinny she's SUPPOSED to be when she eats normally. I can't get people who say isn't hot. It sounds so ridiculous. She's hotter than almost all the girls you post about. I can only agree with one thing: the photo shoot is stupid. But that's the sacrifices you have to make when you want to earn big money just by looking good.
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AnnClaire, you rock!!!!! i totally agree!
blaze on woman!!!! ;)
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shes pretty, i'd go gay for her
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Her face isn't that pretty. Something is unproportional, evil eyes, can't explain it.
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Um, sorry, but this no tit, no ass having, long dog face woman is positively **UGLY**
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LMAO at the guys who say she isn't sexy. Your opinion is your own but I wonder how many of you "guys" that says she isn't hot has a friend named Roger.
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I don't get it!! Alessandra Ambrosio, is anorexic, boobless and assless and Stacy Keibler who's just as flat if not flatter, is yummy and hot as hell? Ambrosio has the same body and a much better face! Don't get me wrong, I think they're both hot, but some of you are being to rough with the goddess that is Alessandra. If she looks like a dog than what's left for the rest of the women in this world? 99.9% of us look worse than dogs??
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i see no penis between her legs, all i see is a fat camel toe. damn, i wanna hump her
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I think that Alessandra Ambrosio has the nicest body in the world. She has a very nice chest. Her breasts are not to large and not to small. Their just right. She has the nicest legs you could hope for. She has the best smile I have ever seen. Oops, Im talking about the women I work with. DON`T YOU EVER SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT HER!!!!!
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super hot skanky whore.
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Ugh... this woman is completely ugly.
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Bastardly needs to stop putting big fucking yellow writing on these pics! it ruins them! or at least give us the pic without that damn writing on it. Please, stop with the fuckin text! I wanna see beautiful girls, not some dumbasses comments on the fuckin picture.
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i agree that she is beautiful and a great model. but did you ever notice she looks slightly cross-eyed sometimes? its like her eyes are too close together. i think that this is why she looks better in shots taken from the side rather than straight on. really do a comparison of side to front shots and you'll see what i mean. but she is pretty enough that being slightly cross-eyed doesnt matter too much haha
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Jamie, I noticed she is very very slightly cross-eyed sometimes, but in my opinion that is a charm. She always looks soooooooo sexy.
Alessandra is the hottest and prettiest woman alive by far.
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ick..i was startin' to dig her big time til' i saw that first pic with her looking like a greasy crack head...the cigarette adds just the right touch of sleeze.
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This woman in perfect, her tits are just the right size, I don’t mind a handful of great tan tit. Her teeth are white and just right, not to far apart, what kind of homo points out the flaw in a gorgeous woman’s teeth, only someone who has a penis in there ass, or a leprechaun for that matter. Her legs are to die for, every inch bronze and spread-worthy. The space between her legs more than perfect, only someone with a dick too small to occupy the space of such a luscious brunette would point out such a thing. An ass like hers is worked out and firm, you could bounce nickels of that thing. Her face is more than beautiful as all Brazilians are.
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I wish I was Alessandra!!!!!!!!!
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first of all SMOKING... such a turn off
i admit those pics looks good, i use to find her hot until i saw some candid pics of her... i really dont find her attractive at all :s
her face is the longest thing ever
and in the second picture she has a penis
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seriously, you are all so so very pathetic. i hope you all die from aids.
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lmao..
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anyways hermanita, she only looks good in photoshop dummy,
dont you ever wonder how she looks in person,
have you seen her normal candid pitures, she looks like any other girl, so i understand if people dont find her attractive,
shes not ugly either, but in real life she is average,
ive seen prettier girls in hollywood and at my school, dont you people ever go out, its pathetic, you people are living a lie when you look at her photoshop pictures and thats all you look at, you should see her in person, then youll snap to reality,
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Not the best photo shoot but this girl could wash my car anytime she wanted to.
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alessandra, i hate you because you're so beautiful!!!!
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Smoke an cigar instead of a cigarette...cigarettes cause cancer and cigars is a good sweet smell of peace of mind...
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3 words hot Hot HOT
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whoever feels that she is hairy needs to stop hanging out so much with little girls.
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What dirty she looks there and I see signs of celulitis....what a ugly legs!!
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Lets take a look at her assets. She has no ass, hips, or tits. She is WAY too skinny. She could only probably rear one or two children and the thought of her nursing is pure comedy with that flat chest. Her face is too long and her eyebrows look evil. Her teeth are spaced too far apart. She has a huge gap between her legs which is probably the result of previously having a penis. She is greasy. Smoking is SO unattractive. The only thing she does have I guess is a tan which will almost certainly (hopefully) will develop into skin cancer. Another girl with a tan is Lisa S and we all know it isn't helping her stock.
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THANK YOU BASTARDLY
KEEP THEM CUUUUMMMING
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sorry pic two/page two that photo..
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we can't be smoking! thats not good for u, but im glad she quit!
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smoking gives u bad breath, stains ur teeth, and gives u pimples. makes u look very dirty.
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