Pregnant Angelina Jolie Scoping Out African Adoption Market
Thursday, April 27th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
It's too bad Angie's pregnant b/c I'm sure all these kids have the seed of false hope planted deep within their hearts. I'm getting all teary-eyed writing this so I'll stop.
Damn you, Maddox!!
Double damn you, Zahara!! (The extra damn is for being so damn cute!)
i'm sure their lives will be filled with hope and milk and honey from just having been within 20 feet of this living saint.
she makes everyone else on the face of the earth look like adolf hitler
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She is glowing....soooooooo beautiful without any make up either
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Nice boots....uh yeah.
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Captions!
Peed!
REALLY PEED!
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Those fucking boots she has on could feed everyone in that picture for a year!
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exactly reckless...celebs get a lot of attention for "helping out" by visiting africa. thats a vacation, not some huge sacrifice. lindsay lohan mande some anouncement that she is going to "visit schools" in africa. angelina has done a lot of good work, but people act like she's an angel because she MEETS poor people.
her lower lip looks way out of proportion in these pics. still good pictures for being pregnant in the desert.
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my resistance is cracking, I am actually starting to tolerate her......... she actually seems genuine (for someone who makes millions to take off their top and roll a few lines off for the camera)
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I wish a lion would feast on her already.
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I am surprised her leg sticks can hold her up, maybe that is what the boots are for.
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Wow she looks huge! But I think it’s because she's so skinny everywhere else besides her belly. When she finally gives birth what are her tattoos going to look like? I doubt we'll be able to read "quod me nutrit me destruit" or make out her cover tattoo of a Cross right next to it. She'll probably have to get them removed or something.
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Those fucking boots she has on could feed everyone in that picture for a year!!!
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sorry
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She's still a hot piece of ass! Queen MILF!
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I LOVE LOVE LOVE Ann Curry, such a hottie.
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She looks hot! Brad looks hot!! I wish i was Ange so I get Jiggy with Brad!! Damn her and her sexiness!!
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What the fuck is so special about this preggo slut??? She's just a cheap ho that got knocked up. Also why the fuck do all you hos out there get so worked up about Brad Pitt??? He's just an average old man who partially dyes his hair since he's going grey.
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Shedevil that's true! These people are just there for her photo op. I mean she genuinely cares I think, but it's not like she's hanging out with the locals there. (Cause there would be pictures - deported paparazzi or not.)
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wiseman, eat your heart out bitch! I've had the hots for Brad for years and looking at the last family pictures, he still makes me cream my panties.He is so damn hot and I can't believe the man is 42.
Angelina is glowing. Love her ass. She doesn't need to be a fake America Sweetheart to be loved, she just follows her insticts. That's what makes her so unique.
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Sew, raise your hand, how many other people here would take their rollers out before getting their picture taken with Angelina Jolie?? They really are a wild and crazy bunch over there in Africa...
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she's so fucking beautiful,and she's glowing...her lips got even bigger...she's gonna have a girl ;)
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I bet her tattoos on her stomach are all stretched out, just like her vagina. I’m surprised Brad could even get off. She'll probably get them removed later on and say she "just grew out of that phase" not admitting they resembled snake skin after her brat is born. haha
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OK I just saw her interview, boots or not she's fucking hot & she seemed nice. I don't know wether to think she's a man stealing whore or just went after what she wants....
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Sephora......are you fucking serious??? The old boy make you cream your panties??? Thats fucking disturbing, you need some help.
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[...] It comes as no surprise that Angelina Jolie would be in our Top 3 for Bastardly Sexiest Women of the year. We didn’t even have to do any campaigning for her since every recent picture is her pregnant in Africa. Is there a list out there for any print or online magazine that she hasn’t been ranked near the top of the list??? [...]
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Angelina & Bradd Pitt the fucking hottest couple.
I'ts so cool how she spends her money on the poor on like those other celebs.
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SHE CAN ADOPT ME ANYTIME.
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What boots?
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comments made by bastardly are just fine haha
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
this is just GREAT. Made me and my girls laugh so hard.
Thank you bastard.
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She is glowing....soooooooo beautiful without any make up either
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-ly
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She is glowing....soooooooo beautiful without any make up either
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I doubt these kids have even seen a film she's in or even know who she is. To them she's just a weird white chick in their village. She's just sooooo good makes you sick.
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why did that post 3 times.....lmao
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I'll take Ann Curry over that bag of bones any day.
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