Mariah Carey whores another video on TRL
Posted on Thursday, April 27th, 2006 @ 12:52pm by Jackson

Don't albums usually release at most 3 music videos? How many have "MiMi" done for the latest album???... like a video for every damn track???
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ugh. please make a special mini brown bag her for her belly button. someone's going to get sucked in
dumb vapid whore..........
http://userpages.umbc.edu/~dschmi1/sounds/cows.au
you can actually listen to her NEXT single on the site above. its hot!
"vapid"
nice lillyspryte most people don't use nearly enough of the english language
this chick looks more and more like donatella versace every day
scary
I wish all of the blood in her throat would coagulated.
*would coagulate.
Her belly is looking more and more like Tara Reid's everyday! Lipo anyone? This might explain her recent weightloss...hmmmm???
That stomach is an enigma. Its looks thin but seems to pulsate as she moves like there is a fat kid locked inside trying to get out.
There's Buttaface.com for Lisa Rinna, but we need Buttabelly.com for this cypriot.
God damn...... every time I scroll past her picture I can't help but think that her brain has been replaced by small, shiny things and her body is really filled with poly-fill.
She just hasn't had the excess skin removed yet after her bypass. With time, these things will come.
Kathryn........all of her stuff is good. Big fan of her music....could do with out the dumb bimbo act.
hey, I love her music too. I have all her cds, except the latest. I just burned the better tracks off those two.
...could do without everything not related to her voice.
Does the publisher of this page just sit around all day making lists of non-exsisting/non-important things to pick at. She loses weight, all of you still have a problem wit her stomach! Chill Out, it's blatant that all of you are insecure and bored. She has a 6x Platinum CD that has won numberous awards and earned her over $40,000,000 last year, but yet her music still sucks. If you don't like it don't buy it or listen to it and if you don't like her don't talk about her or watch her! Freakin' imbeciles. By the way she's has the body to wear revealing clothes, that doesn't make you a slut or whore! People play gay/ bi in movies, but it doesn't mean they really are that way, so just b/c she has alot of guy friends, wears revealing clothing, or is firendly doesn't make her a slut or whore! When you see her having sex with several people then you at least have evidence to call her a slut.
Publish the pictures of her on the beach in early April '06 and see what feedback you get!
devante
they published those already
same reaction
if you are mariah's sister or something this might not be the best site for you
if you don't like what we have to say
then don't come back
freakin imbicle
DeVante:
It's numerous, not numberous. This is The Bastardly and we rip celebrities to shreds. Heed your own advice, if you don't like it then don't visit this site. When people dress and act they way she does they are bound to be criticized. Part of her infernal hell is having to put up with public scrutiny - it's the downside of celebrity and all of that money. Get over it.
1 question... If her music sucks so much and everyone on TRL hates it, then why has the last three retired and the lastest has spent 5 out of 9 days at #1 on the countdown??!!
you seen one fat chick in a bikini you seen 'em all
she should dress her age and stop trying too hard.
size 4 isn't fat, flat stomach isn't fat, muscular legs/ thieghs aren't fat asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg u people are soo mean did u ever think that she is actully a person and has feelings haw would u feel if lot and LOTs of people were taking behind your bac and calling u bad names jeese people get a life
trust me mariah carey found her's a long time ago
u fuckin losers get a life and stop dissin mariah, u fuckin rejects dnt kno wat u r going on about, she is one of the best things that have happened to music and u jealous cunts cant appreciate that. mariah is pretty and i'm glad that she aint one of those emaciated stars who make insecure teenagers even more insecure, mariah is looking FAB and shewill remain that way 4ever, ur stupid comments about her will only make her stronger. HA
damn this bitch is fucking crazy! she comes on trl looking a cheesy mess! how are you gonna wear a damn church skirt with a jean jacket and some ugly robo cop boots to trl????? doesn't she know how to fucking dress??????? and don't even say i'm jelous of her, why would i be jelous of someone with a damn identity crisis???! lmoa!! she doesn't even have a damn shape! no type of hips just straigt down! lol and what's u with her damn mouth???!!!! she has the biggest overbite!!! damn if she gives head all you'll feel is fucking teeth. those huge ass teeth take up all the damn space in her mouth! lmao! you can't even see her bottom teeth WOW! my favorite movie is mean girls and i have noticed that almost everything she says is from that movie damn ditsy old hag!
Jealous:
In my opinion, Mariah Carey only makes the young girls who support her feel more insecure by telling them that they have to have a body and dress like her to be sexy. What do the fans that are putting $$$$$$ in her pocket have tro look forward to from her. What is she telling them about themselves?. It sounds to me like you really don't have the respect for Mariah that a fan should. You should want her to show more respect for the people that she says she loves so much. The ones that support her pocket book. I care about the younger generation, especially now that I am a mother. Respect comes before anything! What respect do you have for Mariah or your sister or mother if you got one, if not for women as a whole. Sexy is when you leave something to the imagination. Trampy is when you try too hard. Like her photos clearly show in other threads.
making fun of someone u dont even know?
how dumb, get a life!
Why is everyone so mean to her bellybutton? I think it's really cute. Infact, is this not the perfect model navel?
Voice of Reason
Voice of Reason
As a Mariah fan I must come to her defense:
1.- You should not make fun of her obesity. This is a serious disease that can cause death. A severe excess of body fat is no laughing matter.
2.- Mental retardation is not to be laughed at. A lot of celebrities (I am tempted to say all) suffer from this debilitating condition. Jorge W. Bush and Wynona Rider are especially severe cases but the most severe is probably Mariah’s ex-boyfriend Luis Miguel (he was molested as a child by his “uncle†Mexico’s city ex-chief of police which might have cognitively damaged him).
3.- Fake abs are EVERYWERE, models use them, bodybuilders use them and especially celebrities (you should sometimes see the real photos of celebrities at the beach that some tabloids publish). If you ever develop abs you will find out that no mater how little body fat you have and how big your abs are, water will prevent them to look like the retouched (electronically enhanced, body painted, etc.) abs of models. This is why bodybuilders use diuretics to severely dehydrate themselves in order for their abs to look impressive (AND they also paint them to make them look deeper, getting shade differences in a tan also helps). It is about time that people learn that the whole entertainment industry is about fantasy, not reality (everything is fake, especially now that electronic techniques are well developed).
4.- Celebrities are made by their contacts. The very same “uncle†that sexually molested Luis Miguel introduced him (no pun intended) to Televisa’s owner and he made him a celebrity, for example. Celebrities never deserve it, the contacts always makes them (that horrific anorexic blond that likes to post pornographic films of herself for publicity is an extreme example). Mariah does not need to deserve anything, no one in her business does!.
5.- Lip-syncing instead of singing is pervasive in the industry and should not be frowned upon (remember, EVERYTHING IN THIS BUSINESS IS FAKE, INCLUDING THE VOICES! – if you do not believe this visit a recording studio one day, they will make you sound like Luciano Pavarotti even if you have the voice of Mike Tyson).
6.- Being selfish is the natural result of so much (undeserved) adulation. A celebrity is a “living brandâ€. Symbolically they are not people but the product of branding (and are branding incarnated themselves). This is why when you meet them in person you are always shocked at how short they are (you would cry If you would meet –as I have—Brad Pit in person, he is practically a dwarf, even wrestlers add at least fifty pounds to their supposed weights and at least five inches to their supposed heights), how insignificant they look in person, how unintelligent they are in general, how vulgar, uninterested in things that matter, etc. they almost always are.
7.- If you believe their “love interests†are something separated from their publicity stunts (always remember they are brands) then you will not understand why they marry and divorce so much (remember, EVERYTHING IS FAKE).
8.- In the end you should forget about them (they are nothing more than products for mass media consumption, NEVER REAL PEOPLE) and live your own life. Remember: the more you think of them (and they like and live from this) the less you will take care of yourself, never compare yourself to them as they are imaginary, develop your body, intelligence, career, etc. and forget about stupidizing fantasies.
Best Regards
She, in a nutshell, is what is wrong with the "me me me/I I I" generation of music. Mariah refuses to accept her age as one of merit and not a insult. She dresses poorly, too showy, and as if she has something to remind us, her fans. As if we forgot the last fifteen times that she is bosomy, leggy, and "oh man look at her abs!".
She is too trite for her own good, and feeds off the attention we, her fans, ingratiate her with. If we stop giving a damn her barely there outfits, she would act mature.
I know Tony is laughing...
fuck you haters mariah is better than all yall bitches go to fucking hell
ya'll need to shut the fuck up and leave her alone atleast she's makin' money what ya'll doin'...well besides raggin' on her and feelin' sorry for yourselfs...JACKASSES..PSSST.
why the fuck yall on mariah she is one fine ass bitch man i even fucked her on my couch in my house and she is good for one she know how to ride and when she give her teeth do not get in the way she make it feel like your in heaven when she gives head everyone who hates is just one big ass faggot who needs to be killed and if you have a problem on what im saying you can suck my dick and e-mail me and if you hate some more ill hunt your muthafuckin faggot ass down and kill your ass...........................
my e-mail is junior_4523@yahoo.com if you have a problem deal with it on my e-mail.
The belly button looks...indifferent. Bored, disenfranchised and just plain sad and unhappy to be a part of THIS particular stomach. Perhaps stuffing it with some pimentos would help?
(PS: the boots remind me of apparel a Minnesota stripper would wear for snow-blowing driveways in mid-January.)
Yo John Doe, Hoe, Eat a ho ho, biatch, pussy, dick w/o a dick, whatever you are, I said the one from early April, not January jackass (even though those are hot)!
Is she wearing rollerblades?
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