Julia Stiles Not Even Bastardly Brownbag Worthy
Posted on Thursday, April 27th, 2006 @ 4:20pm by Moelicious

Wow.
What the fuck happened to this chick? She needs one of those full-body transplants...or something.
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I can't quite figure out what is her problem. I think she's lookin' a little manish or something to that effect.
She doesn't need a brown bag, she needs a body bag. Stop it - you're killin' me!
I think it's because she's hardly wearing any make up and dressed up in what looks like a black curtain with doilies stitched on it.
she looks like shes been up a couple days smoking crack.
She looks like she's wearing a Heath Ledger mask.
Only three reasons WHY the chick would wanna look like this:
1) She's blown all her cash because of a coke habit and can't afford a stylist; or
2) Her stylist did this to her, because instead of investing the cash in dressing her, the stylist blew all the cash on his/her meth habit and therefore, convinced Jules that this "natural" look was ravin'; or
3) She's lobbying in public for a film role. Think: Charlize in "Monster."
Now if it's neither? Then she's just plain Fugs and Fugged-Up.
Maybe she ate some bad fish?
Awkward, pasty, in an unflattering dress, and looking somehow not fat at all, yet strangely pudgy and stumpy in all the wrong places...someone is definitely going down the Kirsten Drunkst route of fugdom.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW
this is what you look like when you're off the radar and ain't coming back.
I guess the fat hippie broads in university finally broke her. Damn hippies!
Its very odd to me thats she's on the red carpet with no makeup on. Maybe she didn't know she'd have to walk down the red carpet and someone was like now go! and she was like "what! i was just going to the movies!"
I think Julia is the girl of my dreams so to all of those whom dislike her... so it goes
i just think shes not photogenic. take a picture of yourself and post it up here, and then we will all laugh...fckin ugly btches talk too much sht.
hashaha
"a body bag"
great one, man. I've always thought about doing a trash bag over really, really, (really) ugly people, but it just sounds so damn cruel!!
I know the explanation, her and Kirsten Dunst use the same *insert product here* and that is how she got to looking so homely.
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