FUCK!!! i thought i would do way better... I only guessed Pam Anderson correctly. Im disappointed in myself, (two seconds later) and i'm over it

I didn't even bother guessing. Boobies are worth clicking through in their own right.

On the other hand, I think Tera Patrick looks fine here, but she's gotta stop with the plastic surgeries.

Oh Tera, why oh why... Yeah man, she need to keep things the way they are right now (although she was straight out gorgeous before the big boobs), and do more anal.

If this was an ass game (and included more pornstars), I'd be the mothafucking champion! Or maybe not, there seems to be quite a few porn hounds around.

I only got Ms. Ambrosio correct. It wasn't a guess, I would have bet my luxury sled, fine armani gear, and luxury estate on it. I was only positive because I see them every night.

you all are perverts

real342, are you are fucking poofter??? Why the fuck should Terra do more anal??? Anal in porn should be fucking banned. Its fucking unnatural and disturbing. And yes Allessandra Ambrosio has the finest tits on this page.

HOOTERS hooters I want some Hooters Hooters on a girl thats dumb.

I missed Cameron Diaz (the illusion lighting was spectacular), but otherwise, I knew WHO the rest of these breasts belonged to --
Dow Corning
Dow Corning
Dow Corning
Dow Corning
Dow Corning...

check these out. BAM!!!

http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/name.php/3051

so jeenyus
you're telling us she's a slut then

I got Alessandra (first name basis, naturally) and Tara Reid correct. Tara has some defunct breasts now.. poor litttle crackwhore.

My site has the same kind of game at http://www.newlincreative.com/guess_that_boob.html

Try Whos' Boobs @ Liquid Generation.com

Fun game!! I got really about half!! Makes me feel warm inside!!

Wiseman: Ban anal in porn? Yeah good luck... Maybe you should stick to titles like "Where the boys aren't" and other Vivid crap.

real342
wiseman likes to make sweet, tender love and
wisper sweet nothings into his soulmate's ear
right after he gives them a foot masage
I can hear something like this coming out of his mouth
" you know i'm really jealous of women being able to give birth, it is such a beautiful act, if only i could truly know what it feels like"
he probably has a ponytail

Porn without anal is like a circus without clowns.

Bah...got Alessandra Ambrosio, Tara Reid, Jessica Simpsons, Pam Anderson and Daisy Fuentes right

John..... you are a strange creature.

Real......seeing women taking it up the arse is not natural. Thats common sense. Why the fuck would you want to see a dick go into where you take a crap??? Fucking disturbing.

wiseman
you need to break out of your man made prison brother
"natural" is a word created by society to keep you from the good things in life
don't eat twinkies, they aren't natural
don't huff airplane glue it's not natural
don't play video games, they aren't natural
don't use cream in your coffee, it's not natural to drink the milk of another animal
don't fuck a chick in the ass, that's not natural
you see where i'm going here
if it ain't natural sign me up

john, Crack - well put, well put indeed.

Wiseman - the only thing better than watching an anal porn flick is to watch an anal porn flick with a girl and hearing her say, "hey let's do what they're doing, right now!"

KEELEY is the bomb!!!!

Google: Keeley Hazell

john......natural means something is right. The arse wasnt designed to get fucked, simple as that.

real......you need some help. If some queers wanted to have anal, then fair enough. I dont have a problem with them, But for women that just plain wrong. Why the fuck would you want to fuck a woman up the arse??

"john……natural means something is right. The arse wasnt designed to get fucked, simple as that."
all right first
some chicks like getting fucked in the ass, why is it okay for gay men and not for them?
and as far as natural meaing something is right how bout
cancer and ebola?
hurricanes are natural
earthquakes are natural
that tsunami was natural
those chimps mauling people to death in siera leone is natural
i could go on and on here

your use of the word "designed' is also very telling
i mean what about blowjobs?
the mouth wasn't designed for that.
and what about masturbation, handjobs, sex with a condom, tittie fucking,
recreational sex in general
none of that is natural
you're argument leaves us with sex for procreation only
that is the only thing the human sex organs were "designed" for.

OK. Time to set the record straight on this sucking and up-dah-ass confusion...

Boys, I'm here to tell ya...starting at an EARLY age in the backseat of a car or a janitor's closet at High School...we chicks have "talked ourselves into loving" blowjobs and up-dah-ass. There's nothing lovable about stringy, snot-like, slick ooze being shot in my eye or up my nose. The "taste?" You gotta be f*ckin KIDDIN! It's on par with you hackin' a lugie and ejecting it into my mouth when we're lip-locked. Except THAT would be a turn-off to you, right? Whereas me slurping that stringy goo isn't? Yeah, riiiiiight...

So, like a lot of chicks, I talked myself into giving you the illusion of lovin' it, because it's such a HUGE deal to you dudes. And it's all about mutual fun in the sack, right? So if I make your ego happy, then I get some good lovin' too! And being senselessly drunk always helped with that Swallow-me-Elmo routine...

Now. Let's talk about up-dah-ass... If a gal sez she's "lovin' it," she's fibbing. What we DO or MIGHT get hot about is hearing ourselves say, "Give it to me up my ass, baby!" But once you give the hot meat injection in our bum -- jeezuz! The sensation is that your EYEBALLS are gonna pop out of your sockets! (After a night at the Holiday Inn at the Toledo riverfront, I gave it up for good. Not fun. Because I only hang out with guys with Major Packages.) But there IS some payback to the bum-preoccupied-bunch: like when you run into a chunk of constipated tird in her colon! Because us chicks are all on a high-protein/low-carb diet so we can be skinny for you, but since all we've been eating lately is "Sharp Cheddar"...I'm so plugged-up even a Roto-Rooter couldn't help me.

SERIOUSLY...is THAT a turn-on? You wanna shove it in me when I've got a rat knockin at my back door? Riiiiiight. And what's the etiquette for informing you of my roadblocked colon with a tird-in-stasis? So Dear John...I dig you. You've gotta be one of the funniest dudes on this website! But on this topic, you're just like my ass: full of compacted shit.

Ladies: can I have a holla?

LOVE YA!
NoDakGirl

NoDakGirl, was there an anal sex offer somewhere in there? No but seriously, you personally don't like anal sex, that's okay, but to say that it's "wrong" because it's "not natural", well that's just ridiculous.

By the way, NoDak, did you write this? http://newyork.craigslist.org/about/best/bos/16362236.html

Face it Real, Anal sex is disturbing. Its not how things should be done.

Wow, it is sad how close minded people can be about sex. If a man wants anal sex, he knows exactly where he is sticking it, and what it's touching, and all that garbage. He is doing it, either to make a fantasy come true that he has had, likes the fact that she can take the pain, or truely find it sexual for him, and him alone. I have known some woman to LOVE anal, and others flop on the floor rubbing their asses on the carpets, like a dog with worms, LOL, they just couldn't take the pain. MOST people won't like anything considered unnatural sex. Actually I should say MOST North Americans. People in south america, or europe have VERY different sexual appitites, and from my experiances alone, of course, I can tell you they are WAY more open sexually. We north americans see a boob on t.v and freak out!! We say it's wrong, show a female ass, or god help us all, lol, most of you see a mans ass on t.v. and call the FCC complaining. It's sad but a true fact of North American life. Our censorship has made us cry babies who can't enjoy taking a beautiful ass and hammering it:) Flame this post all that you like, it still won't make me feel my opinion is wrong, for my mind may be FAR more open then yours. Yet, then I don't sit all day slamming people in posts for adding their opionion either, I have a very fulfilling, and creative life. Yes, at one point in my life, I was a dog, so I know what I type. I am now a family man, but I still have very abstract sexual urges, that would freak the most out. I myself won't try domination sex, not because I find it wrong, I just don't want my ass beat while i'm screwing, LOL.

Yeah, but that doesn't change the fact that warm jizz still tastes like salty shit and is stringy, snot-like ooze...

Your Continental sensibilities and Eurotrash enlightenments are tedious. Careful, being a pseudo-sophisticate might get your dick slammed in a car door.

And sorry, chicks don't ever LOVE anal. They just DO anal and then TELL you they love anal. If she's got you convinced otherwise? Then watch your wallet, Waldo. You're buttfucking a crackwhore. She'll tell you ANYthing to get the cash.

(PS to REAL: I PEED! damn funny! Thx!)

I truely feel sorry for woman that think like you. Then you assume that you can read thoughts from all woman, and if not, they are euro trash, or crackwhores. What's the matter, too many men take you from behind, then walk on you? Even after you let them take you in the back door? Because you sound like spoiled North American trash to me. Maybe you are just just some fat one, that had to let them get it any way they wanted it? Since you think you know all women, and what they think, I personally think you are a compacted shit yourself, just from your know-it -all attitude. Someone shoot a load on this womans face...PLEASE!!! Wait, why am I responding to one of those crackwhores????, LOL

BatMorph:

Apologies for the crackwhore inference. That wasn't fair. Cheap shot.

Here's the deal, just as you make assumptions about me...I've made some about you. Like I think that you come across as a know-it-all, too. And here's some honest discourse, OK? I genuinely think that you have had little, or no, "authentic" discussion about what comprises "pleasing a woman," other than a few brief seconds after the sex has been completed, e.g., He: "Did you like that?" She: "You KNOW I did, honey?" I'm NOT saying that you don't have masterful abilities in the sack...you likely do...but --
Let me emphasize that again: I BELIEVE you have NOT had any in-depth or MEANINGFUL discussions about sex with your sex mate or loved one.

Why? Because of the stakes that are involved and WHO are the participants! Now, should you choose to do a chick whom you presume I am: i.e., fat and "no action," then it's a safe generalziation that such a woman would tell you ANYTHING in the interest of preserving either a) the sexual relationship (aka "fucking friends" or booty calls) or b) that she'd DARE to think you might be interested in her for the long-term because she misinterprets your instinctive need to "get laid" (i.e., you're programmed on an instinctive level for pro-creating) MIGHT be an indication that you could want her meaningfully in your life. (Uh, we know that a disgustingly fat and lonely woman -- whom you preserve me to be -- would not be your Lady for Life, rather you're in a "what the hell" sort of night and you're up for anything -- including fucking a warm sack of vomit). (Sorry. "Horny" is very REAL to me... I get that way, too!)

So...BatMorph...you can either tell me TRUTHFULLY or play in the mode that the glorious anonymity of the web provides--but I beseech you to speak truthfully. (Although it MIGHT be more difficult if you're in a committed relationship, as your sexual preference are part of the give-and-take of your and her situation.) THat is --

I challenge you...get into an "in depth" discussion about buttfucking... and not about going down on you, but the capitualation of the act with SWALLOWING at the end. Be frank! Investigate! Give her assurances that she will NOT be jeopardizing your beliefs about her and your relationship in doing so. (Because you're a stand-up guy, right? You can be trusted as such? Right?)

Get her to SPEAK about these two customs of sex...and see where she's at with 'em. ASK her about the conditions that, I think, are universally held with contempt by chicks... such as: your sweaty smelly crotch after a day at work assaulting her olfactory abilities--and how, if given a choice, would she prefer that you at least pass a washcloth over your genetalia, just to diminish this "toe-jam-like" odor rife among your crotch? (My boyfriend and I found the solution: he aggressively TRIMS his pubes, which has been a GREAT difference and increases my desire for a spontaneous blowjob.)...

Ask your gal to be truthful about the reverse-poop sensation's ranking in the turn-on department (it's all about her clitoris, BatMorph...and there ain't no clit in the poop-shoot...merely a "sensation" coupled with the turn-on of doing a time-honored taboo of butt-fucking...please emphasize that it's not about her "SAYING what she THINKS YOU wanna hear!")....

And ask her about the sensation of that stringy salty stuff becoming an "acquired taste" rather than a "God I Love Sushi obsessive-like craving," because I LOVE sushi! With a vengeance. But jizz? (sigh) Like I say, an "acquired taste" that's tolerated.

Next: ask her about whether there's a degree of "slight anxiety" because of past experiences (for me? annoying when I got a bullseye shot so PERFECT up my nostril that I thought the invasion to my sinuses would invite a bacterial infection--it was a SPECTACULAR shoot-the-load event).... And I'm wondering: would it be a turn-on for YOU....to have her attempt to drain/suck her clogged sinuses so that a nice chunk of plegm is dislodged...and then f...would YOU LOVE to have her pass that chunk of snot from her mouth into yours? Because BatMorph...this is the SAME consistence as your semen and is of arguably less offensive saltiness. (I'm sure you've sampled your own jizz...it's rather salty, is it not?)

Please. Answer me: WOULD YOU ALLOW YOUR BEDMATE to EJECT SNOT from her CLOGGED SINUSES into your MOUTH? But let's up the ante... let's say she is giving you the most glorious "interludes" to this exchange...like a nice titty-fuck...or lets say some incredible carressing of your penis in her mouth... let's say she did some masterful things like this PRIOR to her attempting to pass her SNOT into your mouth?

Please answer: would you "LOVE" this... or would you SAY you "love" it...because it's in the interest of your future relationship (be it meaninful or one-night stands)?

I'm betting that you're a forthright dude. You show intellect. You wouldn't post on this board if you weren't an intellectual narcissist like many of us (me included!)...

And your answer is, dear Bat Morph? About eating her snot???

I've gotta agree with NodakGirl a THOUSAND percent. I have no idea how some women manage to force a facial expression that says "Mmmm! Mmm! Good!" when what you've just squirted into their mouth is, as NodakGirl says, like a gob of salty snot. The first time I let a guy cum in my mouth, I retched. I couldn't believe how goddamn vile it was. I'm not against oral sex. But there are some things that are not fit for human consumption and ejaculate makes that list. As for anal sex, I'm on board there as well. I'll do it and I can get someone excited because he's excited and, hey, I'm happy for him. But never in my life, before or after I first tried anal, have I ever thought "Ooooh...I want something jammed in THERE!" I spend the whole time feeling like I have to take a shit and afraid that I'm going to do just that if he doesn't hurry up and get out of there. And there are many things in this life that I would like to avoid ever experiencing...with "shitting on someone else" being a definite top ten entry.

Are there women who love a mouthful of ejaculate or an ass full of penis? Sure. But I think they're about as big a segment of the population as women who like to be peed on or women who like to have needles jammed into their boobs. They're the exception. Not the rule.

Thanks, Sistah...but I-be-bummin. Notice how I have NOT received an answer yet from BatMorph? So, does that mean that what I PRESUME is really TRUE?

That is: I believe that a guy finds it "disgusting" to eat a gal's snag or chunk of snot she sucks out of her sinuses or hacks out of her lungs... HOWEVER --

He SCOFFS at a gal who takes issue about SWALLOWING something that not only comes squirting from the proximity of his urine...but will sometimes not be the customary white or clear...but disturbingly sometimes is --
yellowish
brownish
granular
lumpy
and always stringy...

BatMorph? Are you there to respond? Because you've been so skillful in suggesting that I'm uptight about sex and/or a chubby broad who idn't ged-din-it. (sigh)

Omg what the hell happened to Daisy Fuentes? Lost too much weight. She use to be quite attractive.

um, i didnt even read each and every one of these comments....because they are really annoying to me....but who is this bitch that thinks she can speak for EVERY woman when she says we are all lying when we say we like giving head? or that no woman likes anal sex? wtf?! how in the hell does she know what other women like? maybe SHE doesnt like doing those things (i feel sorry for any men she might be with) but seriously guys, there are women out there that like, maybe even love, doing things other than your plain old vaginal intercourse.

personally, i LOVE it when my man cums in my mouth! what a turn on! and if he wants to cum on my face, i will love that too.

and as for anal sex, these bitches must not realize you just gotta relax when you do it. anal sex feels AWESOME and i LOVE IT! its one of the most intense feelings and i have had multiple orgasms from being FUCKED IN THE ASS.

double you tee eff, people.

these bitches just have no idea.

[...] Guess the Juicy Boob [...]

I got Alessandra Ambrosio, Gabrielle Union, Tara Reid, Jessica Simpson, and Pam Anderson all right!

I think it's probably safe to say that few women enjoy the white snot bit, and if they do enjoy anything about fellatio, it probably has more to do with the pleasure of making your partner happy. Same goes for cunnilingus, except change the yukky description to whatever tasteless phrase might apply.

Tera Patrick's right breast is twice the size of her left. Also, did Tara Reid ask her surgeon to make her fake tits saggy so that people would think they were real?

[...] Alright folks, so thanks for putting up with my lame posts these past couple of days as Moe has been way too busy with his day job to keep up with things…goes to show how much I’m really working at my day job. Anyways, so I thought I’d give you guys another round of “Guess the Breasts” because what else better to stare at then some boobies? The first one is a total gimme… [...]

I only guessed Jessica Simpson, Gabrielle Union, Tara Reid and Pamela Anderson. But who the hell are half these chicks i've never even heard of them before!

jeenyus - thank you for that. Those pics were just splendid. What a rack.

this was dumb...who's heard of most of these women?

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