I'll put in a good word with the man upstairs. J. christ

I'm having a nervous breakdown. I just told my boss that he is ugly and has bad teeth.

I've actually had to work that past 2 days...this had better get fixed because I don't think I can take much more of this thing called a hard-worker.

unfortunatley the Recently Commented plugin was the culprit, so we'll need to figure out another solution to help track the commenting...

dude, everyone has been great through the entire process.

big props to T!!!

Let's see how long we stay up this time around...

I felt lost and alone.
Even now, I feel like I might be on the Holodeck.

I can't tell you how utterly miserable I have been without an outlet for the hatred inside me

see this is proof that porn and violent video games are good for you
after a few days without an outlet we all want to punch someone in the face
or worse

You guys are damn lucky I've recently uploaded E-40 and some baile funk into my Ipod. I was effing pissed and had nothing to waste my time on at work! I'm trying to be as useless as possible so I'll get laid off and get a better gig, but they just keep giving me raises!

haha. I'm trying to do the same thing, lemure!!

Welcome to the "Please fire my ass" club!

[...] I know it’s been several tough days for all you loyal Bastardly readers…our morale has been down and my Bastardly mojo is at an all-time low. And no, this wasn’t our punishment for picking on women… it was a little more technical than that. Anyways, but we’re finally onto a new webhost and got all the bugs fixed out thanks to the expertise of our main man, TS!!!! Big ups to TS!!! [...]

Thanks for the big ups... Glad I was able to help!

Let's keep our fingers crossed for record uptime and stability!

i'm drawing a pentagram in pigs blood as we speak
may satan cut off the thumbs of those responsible
and give them enemas with the avulsed digits

haha. that's a good one.

I called 3 people ugly today too. it was horrible.

Just ask moe, I'll fix the bastard if you want.

I've lost my spirit and Bastardly mojo since the raping began...

Maybe this is your punishment for picking on women ......

kinda funny

:-P