Natalie Portman reminds us that we all want to bang her
Monday, April 24th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee

Yes, there'll be the comments that she's built like a 12 year old boy but no matter what it's still Natalie fucken Portman.... and I would have no qualms seeing an exposed flat chest if it came down to it... and you can't deny a bunch of you out there would feel the same way too!!!












AH hA!! I can't wait to see these in hi rez.... they look like i can put the Xray effect of them...
but, honestly.. i thought they'd be bigger.
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Is she smiling because that's actually a giant vibrator she's holding over her crotch?
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shes pretty cuuute
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this lady is by far the hottest lady I've seen with a bald head
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they both look like a couple of transvesties
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When did she get so old looking?
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nipples!!!
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HER TOES ARE ALWAYZ DOING SOMETHING STRANGE...MUST COINCIDE W/ THE NIPPLATION...
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i'm pretty sure she knew they were um, visible...how does a strapless bra sound, NAT?
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eh she's okay, a little on the plain side though eh
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sSHE IS FUCKING UGLY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL BLIND MUAHAHAHAHAHA
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