Zhang Ziyi Reveals Love For President Hu Jintao in DC
Friday, April 21st, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee
Mr. Jintao should really consider using his power within his massive government to get a sample of one of the hottest pieces of asses prancing around the world today. Zhang Ziyi, by the looks of these photos, would pretty much achieve orgasm at the mere suggestion of playing suckie-suckie on his noodle of love.
Here are photos from the welcoming event in Washington D.C..
the fobby posts are always the highlight of my day
just because they are so goddamn bastardly
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haha i cant even figure out what the hell these quotes are saying sometimes. thats what makes it so funny.
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It sez "me love you long time Joe. Suckie Fuckie 20 dollar. Number 2 you pick up 10-15 minutes". Those ornimental people crack me up.
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She's the cutest fobby Ta Lu Mei ever!
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It's Mr. Hu, not "Mr. Jintao". Family names come first.
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The fob posts are not at all funny. Racist, bordering on intolerance
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Obviously you are not familiar with this site. I'd say about a fifth of all content is fob/Chinese jokes, the majority of which are made by various types of Asians themselves. I even recall Jackson referring to his eyes as "Chinky".
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nice captions. thanks for the ziyi pics.
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Dear Ann:
Your vapid posts are not at all funny, either. Commonsensicalist, bordering on boring.
Regretfully, you are hereby notified that you don't belong on The Bastardly with a spincter that tight.
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Love the fobby posts! This chick is adorable, btw and she's not a bad actress.
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''Those ornimental people crack me up.''
Ornimental? What the fuck? Oriental, dude, if you're going to make goddamn rascist remarks like that at least get it right.
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It just shows that Jackson can take the chinese insults and roll with the punches. He can mock his own ethnicity, and not take any of it seriously which few people can do if at all.
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This bloke's the reason I feel society's doomed.
My advice to you? Grow some pubes and get over racial jokes.
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Ziyi is pretty, asian women are the best! Period!
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