I WANNA SEE MORE PICS OF KELLY HU!!!
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DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!!!!!
i love Kelly Hu. I don't want her virginity, just the box it came in.

"and the only thing that’s “oriental� are rugs, damnitt"

Word.

It looks like she has two guinea pigs glued to the sides of her head...very pretty anyway, though. Is she full Chinese or a mix?

Even though the hair is dodgy, she would still get fucked like the cheap ho that she really is.

Mickey, HAHAHHAHAHHA!!!! PREEEEACH!!!!

we're getting SOOOO much closer to getting that shit fixed.

this chick bores me
maybe if her hair were on fire she would be interesting
or an eye patch

Them titays yearn for freedom like the chinese. FREE TITAY!

sounds like a bumper sticker
you should be able to sell that idea for some crack
crack

She is hot and all. But for some true Chinese beauty, I think you guys should check out.

http://asianfanatics.net/forum/lofiversion/index.php/t28701.html.

She seems to be hottest thing going on there since Zhang Zi Yi

Oh please! She's so below average as an oriental. You guys haven't seen many oriental girls if you think that's hot, ye ain't seen nut'in'! And yes, she does look just chinese, stop looking for exoticism where there is none.

Phred, you referring to my comment or of Kelly Hu?

Chun-Li called: she wants her hair back.

she so horny , she love you long time!!! 10 douwa you get any-ting you want!! sucky sucky!!!

劉亦� only looks like that thanks to extensive plastic surgery. I'm pretty sure she didn't start off like that (she has the hot Korean look, which is always the result of surgery).

Nonetheless, I'm pretty sure Kelly's had her share of the slight nip here and tuck there, which goes to show the vast differences between Asian and North American definitions of "hot Oriental girls".

As for the hair, I'm pretty sure you can get decent TV reception with those things.

I don't think that girl had ANY surgery. She is just young and natural looking. If you see her in modern shows, she looks normal.

IF she DID have surgery, damn good surgeon then.

Nice 'do, Hu.

She make me crazy! beautyful women Kelly

She is AVERAGE at best, and yes bastardly reader, I was refering to your post. And she does not even look SLIGHTLY South Korean, (north Koreans look different to their southern counterparts), it'd be nice if you guys could learn to tell the difference.

Orientals DO NOT all look the same, there are differences, though they might not be easy to identify to non-mongoloids. Japanese, Chinese, N. Koreans, S. Koreans, Nepalese, Burmese, Malay and Indonesians as well as others all have their distingushing features.

Orientals are all spawned from the same queen jackass. Get your fucking facts straight.

objects are oriental
people are asian
stop being offensive

Asian is a very broad term, and no objects are not only referred to as oriental, the entire area was originally referred to as the Orient, so anything/one originating from the Orient is Oriental. I think I would know John, my dear friend. To say we all look the same is quite offensive. Some of us don't like being associated with other orientals (entirely political).

What do you mean Orientals are all spawned from the same queen? You may as well say all people are spawned from the same queen, yes we're the same race (mongoloid), but if you were Romanian (Caucasoid), would you say you look like a Swede (also Caucsaoid)? So YOU get YOUR facts straight, you FUCKING SMACK-HEADED CHAV-FACED, RACIST, ARSEHOLE! Mind your FUCKING language!

Some people! Go FUCKING jump off a FUCKING bridge!

hey phred see here
http://wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=oriental
and here
http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary
so evidently some people find it offensive

"Crack makes you fast" = another ignorant american trying to justify his ignorance. Also, aformentioned person=guy who thinks all black people/white people/asian people look the same, in short, Crack Makes You Fast = guy who's pretty dumb and believes that crack actually does make you fast. It doesn't, sorry to burst your bubble you crack-whore, but it only makes you think your surroundings have decelerated. Also, dumb people's opinions (especially of those under the influence of drugs) are less valid than those who are smarter and completely sober. They're probably entitled to fewer human rights too.

Tell me, do you even know where the Orient is located on the Globe?

Who the President of China is (I believe he is paying the US a visit at the moment)? What CCP stands for? President of Japan? Capital of South Korea? China? Japan? Largest exports of any oriental country? You are not in a position to comment on Asian history, so don't, lest you enjoy humiliating yourself. Arsehole!

When people tell me I'm oriental, I don't find it offensive, but then, I'm a British Asian (not just oriental so I say Asian, I'm part russian and bangladeshi, but mainly burmese). Everyone goes to america and becomes weird. I think they must be in denial or something, because it's not offensive here at all.

We Brits aren't so petty I guess, or perhaps the word Oriental was used in a derogatory way in America at some point, but wasn't here. However, I remember people at some point used the term WOG (west oriental gentleman) to describe, well west oriental gentlemen, now that in itself wasn't insulting, but after it was shortened to WOG, it started to be used offensively, and thus became offensive.

Dated perhaps, but still used a lot and not in the least bit offensive to those of us who don't find it a reason to be. It is just a descriptive noun, and not innacurate, and I've never heard it being used in an offensive way and hence don't associate it with slander.

South Korea's capitol has got mad Seoul.

Isn't the Largest export of any oriental country happy endings? No, wait, nail salons? Dirty Chinese restaurants?

And it's capitAl not capitOl, get your facts straight and speak English - story for another day. And what of the other questions? Idiot.

who cares
make me laugh or go home
I was not angry since I came to Batardly.com
Until this instant. Take a trumpet, herald;
Ride thou unto the horsemen on yon hill:
If they will fight with us, bid them come down,
Or void the field; they do offend our sight:

Have you ever seen South Korea's Capitol building? Shit is TIGHT like a 14 year old vietnamese prostitute. China has a "president?" Did he elect himself?

"Everyone goes to america and becomes weird."

I resent that comment. I was born weird. You are a british asian? So, that means you have bad teeth AND you have a small pecker? That is quite the combo Phred. Regular ladies man.

I happen to be a woman actually, a hot one at that, and guys fall head over heels for a chance with me, guys of all races. And my teeth are just fine!

And a stereotype of bad teeth is a lot better than one of ignorant airhead! Idiot.

Yeah John, I've never felt anger on Bastardly before either, then I ran into a cuntbox like smackhead here. Sorry John, I have nothing against you, ignorant smackheaded chavs bring out the worst in me, especially when they voice their opinions.

Phread, that chick is the hottest thing in China. So you are saying most Chinese people in China have no idea what is a pretty Chinese girl? Makes no sense to me. Personally, I think she is super cute in period custom, nothing much in normal modern wear. She just have that ancient natural beauty going for her. Kelly Hu is just another pretty mutt. Nothing too special about her.

If you think that's the prettiest thing made in china (pun intended), then you're sadly mistaken, most of my chinese female friends can beat her in any hotness contest hands down. She looks average at best. Cute? Yes, in some pictures, definitely in some of those posted above, but hottest thing in China? By far, I think not.

Bastardly Reader, the girl you posted is cute at best. She looks too young to be hot, maybe when she grow into a looks a little more. Now Gong Li, there is a hot Chinese woman right there. Aren't there hundreds of different ethnic groups within China though? Growing up in NY and having a variety of East Asian friends, I actually discern differences within East Asians. It seems like the Chinese are less homogenous than the Japanese for example.

Thank you Lemure! x

Phred, granted, of course there are hotter girls than her. But she is the TOUTED hottest thing in China at this moment because of the series she is staring in. So there definitely is a growing number who likes her. But yeah, there are some girls who are sexier than her but I still think she is up there. I just don't think Gong Li is pretty at all. She is just...very farmer like actually. Oh well, to each his own.

The fact that you think kelly hu is the prettiest girl in China, is very sad indeed and you must be thinking with your head in the clouds. That's just the same as saying hollywood stars are the finest looking people in all of humanity. Does it not occur to you that they mey well be the least hottest people on the planet and most hot people's talents lie elsewhere other than in acting and modelling and singing?

So you can't say that Kelly Hu is way up there somewhere unless you specify where and what you're comparing her to exactly.

To say that Kelly Hu is "way up there" at the top is just wrong and offensive to all the hot Chinese doctors, lawyers, teachers, scientists, etc. not that they'd care.

You say there may be only "SOME" girls sexier than her? There are only two explanations as to your comment, 1. Either you are totally, madly in love with Kelly Hu and are completely devoted to her and you only have eyes for her or 2. You are just very deprived of human beings who aren't on a screen.

I never said Gong Li is hotter than her anyway, I don't know who she is. My friend Wai-yin (accountant) is way prettier though for sure, but she has no interests in making money from her looks, though she easily could.

You would've been more correct to say that "Kelly Hu, in my opinion, is the hottest Chinese celebrity I know"

Sorry about the rant, it's over now anyhow.

Phred, My comments have NOTHING to do with Kelly Hu. Check out my FIRST post on that girl in the link. Kelly Hu is NOTHING to me, very average with nothing to show for.

Oh... well... I take that back... big time.

That girl is beautiful... kinda enchanting... wow... in a magical mystical way...

I wouldn't be surprised if she was voted one of the most beautiful creatures on earth. Especially in her traditional dress. Didn't she look nice?

Oh and sorry for the rant. I thought it was about Kelly Hu.

Who is that girl? She is so beautiful.

Phred, Pffewwww, I was getting worried someone was going to scream my head off. Now that we are in agreement here. That girl is starring in some period piece based on a famous wuxi novel called returned of the condor heroes. She started in these things few years ago and when I saw her. I was damn appalled by her mystical beauty. She really look like one of those ancient Chinese paintings. Anyways, it was just an input on my part to look for an "alternative" to the standard westernized view of beauty and their mistakes on what they feel is beautiful in Chinese women.

i think you guys should tongue kiss

Yes I think I would tongue kiss her if I was a guy... and maybe even though I'm not... naaah lol. She is really beautiful though... The traditional look is far more enchanting than the standardised western look and does really well for her.

Phred, I think John said tongue kiss ME...hahaha j/k...if you are anywhere close to as hot as that girl...damnnnn

well okay then *tongue kissing bastardly reader* lol.

Phred you are a blowhard.

KELLY HU IS A SUPER BABE ALWAYS HAS ALWAYS WILL BE!

all you guys are jackasses and perverts for what most of you said. she is just a photo taker and trying to do something to show her beauty and make her paper. if you don't like the way she looks and don't want to give her the respect that she deserves then you don't need to say anything at all. but for those who did give her the respect she deserves then i have nothing bad to say to u!!~^_^~
signed:
*ConcidedCutie*

and if you have something to say reguarding to the point i just made go ahead because everything i said is what needed to be said. all you assholes need to read the rules again aparently.

Good thing I'm not a guy... I'd be labeled a jackass and a pervert by "*Concided Cutie*". From what I see on my monitor it appears as though she's a "photo subject" not a "photo taker". None of us here "need to say anything at all" but we do because we can - same as you. Since when did Kelly Hu deserve any respect? When have you, I, or the rest of us for that matter??? You don't know me and I don't know anyone else here including the subject of discussion - so tell me again why she "deserves" any more respect than anyone else just because she's a celebrity and had some pictures of herself taken. Since I don't know the woman and she's just another American Fame Whore Celebrity, she has none of my respect. Even less so because she's just another person making money from her own propaganda. I'm not surprised you came rushing to her defense since you seem to be in the same category.

To your second quote: I did go ahead and say what I felt like saying because I wanted to, and not because "it needed" to be said. Who told you that you "needed to" say anything anyway? Your other personality???

Thanks so much for showing everyone the image of whom posted the your comments. What does "Concided" mean anyway??? I'm not familiar with that term.

okay first of all "unfreakingbelievable" i'm not a whore. and i did "need" to say something becuz this was getting too disrespectful. and also didn't nobody say that u didn't have the right to not want to give her the respect she deserves i just said if u weren't going 2 say something respectful don't say nothing at all. and if u don't lik what i said well oh well bitch and now i don't hav to give u respect becuz u showed ur true colors when u don't even know me and u called me a whore. so wat ever wit u and nobody asked for ur disrepectful commets. i don't care if u wanted to say them. when u don't know somebody like that or said something rude 2 them becuz they were being stupid at all times then u should give them the "respect" 4 ur information. becuz u don't know if their write or wrong. and don't be judging peps by their apperance just what they bring to the table "JERK!!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and just so u know this "IS" Kelly Hu... DUH!!! and concided means u love ur self dummy.... and basically u ur obessed with urself so get it corrected idiot!!!!!!!!!!

Even in the 80s that hair would have been bad. She is still cute I just don't like hair that can withstand an 50MPH blast of wind.

Chun Li is fuckin hot.

phred see here
http://education.yahoo.com/reference/dictionary/entry/oriental
from the usage note

"At the least these associations can give Oriental a dated feel, and as a noun in contemporary contexts (as in the first Oriental to be elected from the district) it is now widely taken to be offensive."

Did you have to google for Seoul? And dirty chinese restaurants? In my experience, they've always been classy and the food has always been pleasing. Maybe if you weren't such a cheapskate or a smackhead, your experiences may have been different. Idiot.