when did tim robbins get a sex change?

umm, isn't that the same pic of Scarlett over and over again?

So hot and yummy!

Actually I'm pleasantly surprised, because Kelly looks kind of cute. I was really expecting myself to gouge my eyes out but I didn't, which I suppose is an accomplishment for her of some sort.

come on kelvin
not gouging your eyes out is one thing
but calling these pictures "cute"
that is an affront to bunny rabbits and kittens everwhere

My pussy just dropped dead.

Is that a cigarette burn on scarlett's stomach? She looks like a wreck, but at least it matches the bruises on her outer thigh.

Sign of kinky sex...

good for her!

I knew SJ's left boob was smaller than her right, but that top makes it looks like the size difference is 2 cups...

I'm a woman, and i think SJ's body is perfect, not too thin, not too fat

totally agree with sg

where would these two be without airbrushing?

ANY celeb snap sans airbrushing is on borrowed time before getting skewered ruthlessly here on The Bastardly!

(Meanwhile: I'd say SHOOT THE STYLIST. But I think the STYLISTS probably want to shoot their CLIENTS instead, for sneaking these ghastly bikinis behind their Montana Avenue hipster asses.)

Scarlets body just needs muscle and kelly has the opposite problem she has muscle but a tad too much fat. I feel sorry for her those are horrible pictures of her. She looked nice and slim last year I guess she fell off the wagon. Well she's talented anyway so who cares.

.......and the fact that they have so much money they don't give a rat's ass what they look like. Must be nice.

I think both women are beautiful. But I love Kelly even more so than Scarlett. I don't think Kelly looks fat at all. You guys are getting used to Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan. I would much rather have Kelly to hold than Nicole to hurt me. I love soft curves instead of sharp bones. Personally, 70% of the women in most of the blogs today that are declared to be beautiful, in my social circle, less than 20% of them are actually beautiful to us. If you guys think she's fat, I'll take genuine sweetness over superficial looks anyday.

genuine sweetness makes me want to throw up
give me a funny, superficial, angry, hot chick
and Kelly Clarkson is a high-hatting, nasty looking, idiot.

Genuine sweetness is a candy bar and Napoleon Dynamite. Clarkson is beautiful to YouGuysRNuts because you are truly offensive to the sense of sight. The smell is probably an infectious virus. Keep your body covered with black cloaks and keep your vindication covered in a shroud of poor self esteem.

I thought the first picture of Scarlett was Kirsten Dunst with implants..

Kelly looks SUPER HOT in a bikini. She has to have the cutest face ever too.

they both look like regular young girls at the beach in ugly bikinis. nothing so remarkable here. i am so not impressed with scarlett. for a celebrity body & face she comes up kind of short. kelly would look much better with some sunglasses. she needs to hide her face a little more. plus would wearing a sarong kill either one of them??