Miss Tourism Queen Contestants - My Fobby Fantasy



I swear, the influence of Zhang Ziyi with Maybelline must have some influence on China because here we have the contestants for Miss Tourism in Xitang (...a place I visited back in 2002) and damn, this is like my fobby Chinese chick fantasy come true since the last time I was in China.

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There's too many of these chinese fuckers. China needs to be nuked. They are like a diesease that needs to be eradicated.

Thursday, April 13th, 2006 @ 8:42am
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That's precious, shock commentary!

I'm surprised. Really. I'm shocked and mortified.

You should have your own section for your posts, really. I think your comments and obviously your intellect are impressive. Like religious quotes.

What a boring pseudo-bigot you are legend.

YAWN.

Thursday, April 13th, 2006 @ 8:57am
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I am just telling it like it is. No point giving out bullshit. Everyone thinks china is over producing.

Thursday, April 13th, 2006 @ 9:14am
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man, that was the fobbiest post ever.

I feel like eating chinese food for lunch now.

Thursday, April 13th, 2006 @ 9:45am
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i think i threw up a lil in my mouth

Thursday, April 13th, 2006 @ 10:09am
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the best picture is the one where you can see the dudes in the background oggling the photoshoot
and what the hell is up with the rope are the afraid they are going to blow away

and poor legend
not having a good couple days on the bastardly

Thursday, April 13th, 2006 @ 10:13am
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Isn't China part of the Central American continent?

Thursday, April 13th, 2006 @ 11:05am
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They all look about 14 years old. This is the fobbiest thing I've ever seen second only to the engineering school at my alma mater! Sorry Jackson, earl grey tea makes me sassy in the morning.

Thursday, April 13th, 2006 @ 11:14am
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Legend - what a fucking douche you are.

Thursday, April 13th, 2006 @ 11:27am
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legend

Go and do something better with your time you clown. You need to stop livin in cuckoo land.

Do you dance with irony a lot? Because irony seems to be leading.

Thursday, April 13th, 2006 @ 11:36am
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(lol, Mike...)

My only contribution was gonna be:
"Hmmm....lots of long torsos and short, little stumpy legs here."

K...so how 'bout:
"Gee, do you s'pose their Moms and Dads get confused, too, when trying to find their daughters in a crowd like in Snap #!?"

And that's that.

Thursday, April 13th, 2006 @ 11:42am
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oooh nodakgirl, that was superbastardly, KUDOS! LOL LOL Mike, you win!

Thursday, April 13th, 2006 @ 11:47am
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Mikey

What a window licker you are.

Thursday, April 13th, 2006 @ 12:57pm
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Looks like my chem class with less clothing

Thursday, April 13th, 2006 @ 2:22pm
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Moose, I'd love to join to in your chem class!

Thursday, April 13th, 2006 @ 2:36pm
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Oh man the further from the coast the more fobbish they get.

Thursday, April 13th, 2006 @ 3:27pm
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Legend - please stop.

Just step outside, take a breath, and walk into the middle of the road.

Wait.

Die.

Thursday, April 13th, 2006 @ 7:34pm
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unfortunately mike
legend is the t1000 of boring posters
he would get hit by the car burst into a thousand pieces and reform
and then pop up on another post and post something about a chick being a piece of meat and needing to get fucked
we need arnold to shoot a grenade into him so that he half blows apart an topples into the vat of molten metal

Thursday, April 13th, 2006 @ 9:40pm
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I agree with you legend. They are overpopulating.

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 @ 1:25pm
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You sure you're not just scared of China's emerging economic power and buying into the Bush Propaganda? It's ok Legend, there are cycles in everything and the US can't be the only super power forever ;-)

Tuesday, June 20th, 2006 @ 5:56am
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I am with Legend - they will take over the world soon and every street will have a massage parlor.

Saturday, April 7th, 2007 @ 4:02pm
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hahaha. i see the fear in americans' words of stupidity. well china will soon take over the world, and next time you see, you rednecks or whatever race there are in the states will be working for these chinks, and you'll soon be ching chong chunging your way to your meager retirement salaries.

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 12:35pm
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"I am with Legend - they will take over the world soon and every street will have a massage parlor."

Yes, more massage parlors would be terrible. Much better to have a bloody Starbucks or McYuckalds on every corner... There's no happier ending than than a pile of "chicken" McNugguts rotting away in your bowels.

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007 @ 2:25pm
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Lets not nuke 'em yet, those sweet princesses are too good! The legs look long to me and the backs. But look how fat and round their fuzzy maws are!!!!

Thursday, November 22nd, 2007 @ 2:23pm
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Right - go copy other shock posters somewhere else dude, it's not impressing anyone here.

You're not Maddox, you're not Howard Stern, you're not funny.

You're just boring.

Thursday, April 13th, 2006 @ 9:25am
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Go and do something better with your time you clown. You need to stop livin in cuckoo land.

Thursday, April 13th, 2006 @ 9:49am
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