Damn You, CPU Quota Exceeded Screen!!!
Posted on Thursday, April 13th, 2006 @ 3:38pm by Moelicious

We don't know about you guys, but Jackson and I want to break our monitors everytime we see the screen. Thank you for your patience while we make our move to a new host. I don't exactly know the exact move date just yet, but we're working w/ an ASAP attitude!
Visit our friends in the The Bastardly Gossip Network. They don't get CPU Quota Exceeded Errors, so no worries!
* Lindsay Fucking Lohan has a wax statue of herself. Didn't like 3million people die of AIDS in Africa last week?
* Estella Warren is looking very sexy. Yummmaaay!
* First Britney statue, now Cocaine Kate Moss doin' her thaang.
* MICHAEL DOUGY STOLE CATHYZEE!! Someone push him off his wheel chair, already!
* Brad Pitt is addicted to The Jolie's FooFoo. Don't blame him.
* Mariah Carey is skankin' it up as if she's 20 all over again.
* Yeeeah.com knows what's up: Ass is an Ass of an Artist. Let's hope she buys a home in Australia and never comes back to the states.
And now...a photo of half-naked midgets.
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Tonya adds: "Ange told Oprah she was extremely upset with her and wanted nothing to do with the show, even though Oprah reportedly said, 'Don't bear a grudge against me."
this is why i hate celebrities
the pretention
followed by the backpedaling spinelessness
why I hate celebrities:
so I saw this commercial with celebrities snapping their fingers, to symbolize a child dying from aids in africa every 3 seconds. It's funny, these same people fault expensive jewelry, boats, homes, cars, etc.... and they ask " Americans" to donate money. Why don't they donate their own freakin money.
that half naked midget thing was the highlight of my day. isnt that sad?
Sorry if the above is not in fact an image but a mass of ugly HTML.
where is Bridget The Midget from that porn "Double Migitation?"
do u know why i get upset when i see that screen? cause i have no fucking clue what any of that shit means.
Estella Warren has psycho eyes. And this is a fellow Canuck here talking.
that screen is gods way of saying there is to many bastards in the world.
.....thanks for the ho's jesus.
Reminds me of the asshole on the smoking gun's website who had his mugshot taken with a tee shirt that said: I love Midget Porn. What a fuckin' loser.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0714051dui1.html
Here's the midget porn link.
[...] So yes, no longer will you expect the CPU error screen of death when wanting to view the next page of hot ladies, nor do I expect you to see directive errors, fatal errors, server not found errors, unable to connect errors, etc… [...]
[...] For the most part I’d say that Bastardly has been pretty stable since we switched over to the new host. Granted Moe and I still have some bugs to work out…yes, we know, the Forums is one…but atleast you aren’t seeing those CPU errors anymore so we must be doing something right, right? [...]
[...] DON’T LET THE CPU ERROR SCREEN BUG YOU TOO MUCH! [...]
Haha, or nothing could come out at all.
Well this is what I was intending to show.
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