This is no contest...Kim Smith all the way. Perhaps she'll overcome her fear of the sun. Whis is Shannon Elizabeth accessorizing with a gutted 1940 camera?

i vote kim smith.

Elizabeth's boobs used to look somewhat bigger. Maybe that was just my eyes, youth, and her baby fat.

Kim Smith is hot! Besides, us pigment challenged girls need to stick together.

Now, picture this....... if you put Shannon Elizabeth's forehead with her ex husband's hair, you get a pretty decent looking Klingon. :)

I feel like Shannon Elizabeth just does NOT photograph well.

Shannon is very pretty in person, but she looks so skinny and frail. Kim seems to be the hotter pick.

whoa kim looks sort of evil in these pics...like cut-off-your-penis-with-scissors-in-the-middle-of-the-night kind of evil. yikes

Winner= Kim Smith all the way.

Shannon Elizabeth is OLD and overrated. And I bet she's kickin celulite in the ass, they all do at that age.

Kim Smith is a little angel, and as for the white skin, you guys haven't had that in bed, its the best. I wanna see veins!

I could masterbate to Kims Smiths first Maxim spread, it was so good.

um... I vote Kim (chompers and all). Shannon has an overwhelming amount of REALLY unfortunate veins. Fore-head/arm included.
p.s. the obscene shine on her face isn't doing the engorged bits any favors either...

At first glance I thought that Kim Smith was Liv Tyler. They are both hot!

shannon all the way

those are some perky bitches.

Shannon's face is crooked like the MAD MAGAZINE guy.
Kim Smith is so boring she induces sleep.

I know! Put 'em BOTH on crystal meth and lets see what they look like a year from now! Y'know, ...when their teeth are worn down to little nubbins and they have open, oozing sores all over their face and bodies?

I'd be interested in knowing which McD's girls like Kim Smith would end up had not been for things like Maxim magazine.

Not that she's not hot (and not that she can't find a good college and job if otherwise), but I get this feeling that girls of that level of hotness aren't that hard to find, and somehow there's this "Maxim/FHM" (US editions) vibe that she gives off, as if the only reason anyone knows her is because of she makes a relatively inexpensive cover model for those publications.

BRILLIANT summation, Kelv! YES!!!
I like that! The "Maxim/FHM" vibe! Yes! In arrogant America, there's this new wholesale, dime-a-dozen, covergirl industry that's evolved. There's no selling of fashion or motorcycles. There's no flesh-peddling with nipple shots or gynecological presentations. It's just all about being in a magazine and the lack of titty-shots is s'posed to give it some degree of, what -- respectability or legitimacy? Celebrity wannabes. A sort of mass media whoreness quality. Lightweight substantiveness (sub-STAN-tive-ness). The American phenomenon of being famous for absolutely NO reason whatsoever--which is almost exclusively attained by looking sorta/kinda pretty. Either that, or making a scandalous video with your famous boyfriend or giving head to The President in a hallway in the White House. Because look what being a kinda tubby Jewish Princess gets ya?

This, in turn, encourages a mindset among little-gals-at-large to trump-up slutty, pouty, come-hither, plastic-titty enhancements. In fact, was it Monica Lewinsky's "arrival" as a celebrity that gave the green-light to be-a-ho = success. Like I said, the gal became FAMOUS...and she was CHUBBY and not even that good-lookin!

MAN! THINK WHAT COULD HAPPEN IF YOU WERE CUTE??!!!! Cute...AND a HO!!! :)

The fast track to "individuality," if not, celebrity: "the way you look." A shortcut(!) rather than spending time searching-out your "gift," talent, destiny for greatness, i.e., your own individual reason for being on the planet. And if you're cute...but can hint of being a tramp...perhaps a tish-shy-of-being-a-slut...THE BETTER.

OK. It's officially 8AM in the Midwest. I can start drinking my vodka...

who the hell is Kim Smith? Boo to her and Yay to Shannon cuz I've never fuckin' heard of the other girl.

who the hell is Kim Smith? Boo to her and Yay to Shannon cuz I've never fuckin' heard of the other girl. get more popular...then we'll talk.

while you all are fighting over kim smith, i'll console shannon.

I hate Kim Smith's boob job-she probably does too, and that's why she's keeping a big shirt on.

By far Kim Smith!

they're both hot...

kim

alright this is torture
10 chicks is not enough for a sexy list
Shannon and Kim are going to pissed at me for not putting them on my list

Goddamn Kim, or should I call you Baraka? Do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut, unless of course you are servicing me because I hate it when you scrape, which is easy to do with those goddamn teeth. I think she must have injected roids into them gums. Her owner must make her wear a muzzle in public for fear she bites someone and has to be put down. Please tell me they are fake because I dont really believe that Allah is that cruel, but I know dentists are. The point here is, show off your tits so I dont have to look at your mouth.

Makin Moves...

I love the giant purple vein in Shannon's forehead.