Mariah Carey Doing Some PR (Whoring) For Next Album
Monday, April 3rd, 2006 after a late four martini lunch

The Bastardly Gossip Network is hard @ work, baby. Enjoy!
* Sharon Stone is a demanding old woman!! Bitch needs 2 assistants, 3 nannies & $3500 per day on top of her $14mil salary. Is she that good?!?!?!
* Jennifer Love Hewitt can make faces @ me all she wants...
* Some quality Kiera eye candy
* Shannon Elizabeth...HOTTTT!
* Erica Durance Is Also Very Sexy
* Vince & J. Aniston in Chicago
* Jolie-Pitt Fetus Update: African arrival (I love the title!)
* Susan Sarandon: Still alive.
* Hollywood Tuna has the Bastardly eye for beauty. Very nice.
Check out Mariah Carey's favorite position...













she has some of the worst implants in the industry. why dont people call her on it more often? those nasty, stiff tits are one of the reasons people think she looks big
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Two of the few plastic fun-bags I wanna get ahold of!
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jesus christ she is ugly
it would be cool if there were some pictures of the sail whiping around and knocking her into the water like always happens in any comedy type move that has a sailboat in it
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Say what you want about anything else, but her boobs are real.
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Her Boobies are trying to run away from each other...into her armpits. Jesus I could park my car in between them.
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Mariah is not looking so scary in these pics. She looks kind of pretty actually, boobies are retarded though.
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She is losing weight. Last month she was a cow. Now she is more like a baby calf. Tits are fake but so what. Most of the women I know have fake ones too. And most times they don't look any better than Mariah's. Mariah just needs to wear bras more cause they are huge and they make her shape look weird.
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Her tits are fake.
Look at her picture from her first album, then compare to t'day.
She had airbags installed.
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I can't say I have followed her career. I'm not really a fan and I've never paid much attention to her.
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the airbrushed abs are back...
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Mariah is washed up, but I want to talk about this whole idea Susan Sarandon has......... you see, the moderator who posted that we should vote for them to rule the world presents a conflict of interest for me, because I think I should rule the world. And I would not threaten beheading in order to get votes, I would use a nicer approach, say hot naked men or women (your choice) to gently coerce you to vote for me. :)
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you guys are too hard on her shes doesnt look bad at all. Id do her anyday
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Susan sarandon is an idiot
how can you complain that the us is medeling in other coutries, as she does, and then say other countries should be medeling in the us elections. Her and her ilk are so myopic that they dont realize how much they sound like the clinton bashers from the 90s
I'm not a fan of bush by any means, but people like her just have no idea how the majority of americans feel about politics.
She is in her own little world
she needs to go away so i can remember her just for her naked lesbian scenes in the hunger with catherine denuve
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John, the only thing I liked about that dumbass Team America movie (South Park creators' puppet movie) was the fact that Screen Actors Guild got changed to Film Actors Guild (FAGs) and I think the shoe fits pretty well in this case........... morons.
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Oh yeah, and Michael Moore blew himself up, that was great too.....
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God, I hate her voice! It is so anoying to me. Heeeeheee heee heee heee heeee heeeee!
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she has airbrushed abs again i mean i dont really have anything against her but come on...
the general public is surprisingly not as dumb as they may think
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Look like she did something about all those fat jokes. She got lipo
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she has a nice face...but her shape is just weird
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Hey,
what means airbrushed abs ??
Sorry for my poor english :(
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She looks fantastic. Good enough to be one of those pretty no-career bimbos that prances up and down red carpets at award shows.
Instead, she is one of the top-selling pop singers of all time, with actual singing talent. Most people who sing that well weigh 300 pounds.
And she has THAT body on top of all of it.
It must drive the haters crazy. Poor little haters......
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you mean she doesn't weigh 300 lbs?
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thx @ Mar�a :)
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on her knees is a good look for her. she can taste my honey any day.
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She looks hot. Its just the way she acts thats kinda freaky. Like she ready to go skizo on your ass. She is definately on some medication, and she would look better with he old tits.
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I'm with Steff. They're definitely real but way too damn far away from each other.
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Gisele definitely has fake boobs, they are just well done. Check any of her early modeling photos. Plain as day. She was as flat as any other boney ass runway model.
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ahahaha he abs are airbrushed again!!
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"They look real to me. Real boobs, when large, don’t hang exactly vertically. Fake ones would look more pushed up without the kind of support"
-Oh Moose, you sly devil. Are you a girl? Yes? No? maybe? Well if youre a guy have you ever been laid? huh? ever seen boobs in real life? hmm? big ones? I have never ever seen a pair of tits that look like that. Those are oddly shaped, unnatural boobs dammnit.
Now I want you to take a look at this:
Now This:
http://www.eforu.com/gallery/mariahcarey/pic48.html
http://www.unmistakables.com/mariah/gallery/photo11.shtml
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lmao john! and shaun e a h,that first link scared me, it really did. please dear lord don't ever let my breast look l ike that,plleeease!
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obiously they are fake. people who think they are real should take a look at her pictures around the age of 20-22. And plz dont tell me she pulled a Lindsay and they suddanly grew....
she went fom flat as a wall to DD's. Dont tell me thats natural.
And yes she is a good singer but she is ugly and slutty as helll
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Wow. After seeing all that crazy shit on that website of supposed "normal boobs", Mariah's look much better after all.
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#39,
I am a girl, and I have seen naked large breasts. You kind of missed my point: unlike what people said above me, one cannot always expect natural boobs to hang exactly vertically down. Your first link kind of proved that , so I don't really know what exactly you were trying to counter. Boobs come in all shapes and sizes, and some are more "perfect" than others. All I was trying to say is that it is not merely the direction that Mariah's boobs travel when not supported that can determine whether or not they are real.
As for trying to prove me wrong about saying they are real to begin with, I haven't followed her career, and don't go out of my way to dig up pictures of her from when she started early and flat chested. I really could care less about Mariah Carey, so trying to make me look stupid by showing pictures of her from back in the day and expecting me to have had such previous knowledge of her chest is kind of pointless. They looked real to me, and I was wrong. It's really not a big deal.
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She does not look that bad!
I like her hair style!
She's not wearing too much making and she's not trying to pose too much like she usually does.
And yeah, her skin is really nice and her stomach is so flat.
Hey, I usually don't like her, but I have to say that this time she looks nice.
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moose, quit being an explain it all....fag.
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She has had lipo, and yes she has breast implants. I work in Plastic Surgery, there are over 100 types of different breast shape implants you can get, All a matter of what taste u like ;)
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Seriously though... those links..... WOW!
I swear they have taken them from some wacky page that has deformed boobs because women's boobs shouldn't look like that. AND they make some mention about models having perfect boobs...
people who have been here for a while should remember http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/02/23/roberto-cavallis-showcases-... this post and check out the models..... clearly they DO NOT have perfect boobs..... ICK!
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I think MC's boobs are real. I know she wears push up bras and her boobs change sizes the way her weight does (something i observed). And if she's different things, they look differnt sizes. And she's on the ocean/boat, wearing a bikina, How does that make her a whore or whoring? MORON!
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" Say what you want about anything else, but her boobs are real. "
They do look real in these pics. She gains weight.. goes to boobs first, loses weight .. boobs get smaller first. And shes half black, I think she's just naturally thick.
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I have big boobs and my boobs sag. hahaha That 's kind of funny to say that but it 's true. I Have had big boobs since I was like 12 or 13 and im know 18 and they sagg a little but not a lot because there big and gravity going to take them down faster than little ones. My boobs are heavier than someone with little boobs so of course there going to sag a little more than when I was like 12. But I know her boobs are fake because shes like 36 and there not sagging. Yea right. Them Tits are fake.
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How could her abs possibly be airbrushed? These pictures are at least 3 years old! She didn't do the whole airbrushed abs thing until 05! If you're going to criticize at least make sure you have your facts straight.
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What a Fuckin' World. A big tit bitch makes more money than a small cuntry, and the middle tries to pay for prescription drugs. Bush will steal a third election ( it is easy chang ammendment 22) and the populace goes on .."Sir can you spare a dime.." Fuck the planet let it rain big time cause it simply don't matter...
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you all are gay she dominates...her boobs my be real and all that but she still is amazing....regardless to what anyone says.....if she is soo bad why does she dominate the musical charts....she is ambitous.....she is definetly not washed up and if you listened to her music you would see she is amazin....she has had 17 #1 hit singles and has sold more albums than any other artist out there soo Fuck off all of you bitches who disregard her....YOUR JUST JELOUSE!!! BITCHES!!!!
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the badest breast i have ever saw
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Deam! she looks hot!
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But her boobs arent real...? She got the teardrop ones.
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If they are real then why does she have a mile wide canyon in between them? Real tits go down with age. Fake tits (Like Mariah's) are always hard and tend to go towards the armpits hense the phrase armpitty titties! Fake = yes they are!
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They look real to me. Real boobs, when large, don't hang exactly vertically. Fake ones would look more pushed up without the kind of support. I mean I don't know for sure obviously but they just look real to me. Either way I guess I don't care that much..
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If you've followed Mariah's carreer from the begining, you would know that they are fake. She used to be the head of the IBTC.
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her boobs are very obviously FAKE, and they are badly done. she shd've gone to Jessica Alba or Gisele B's plastic surgeon- they have real looking fake boobs.
that said, mariah has gorg skin and a flat stomach, i don't think she looks bad
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It means her abdominal -muscles- are painted on. Kinda like a tan.
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Jessica Alba and Gisele do NOT have fake boobs. If you guys have seen those pictures of Alba on the beach you can tell. They both just wear the right clothes/bras that make their boobs look bigger. Smart move in my book.
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her*
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I still say she looks great
her body looks fine to me, ill bite her friggin ass, right now
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Oops, I meant: she's not wearing too much makeup*
:-)
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ninja,
If someone was attacking you for no good reason, would you stick up for yourself, or would you pussy out? If you don't care about what I have to say, ignore it. It's obviously not dominating the thread. Don't hate because I'm well-spoken and all you can think of to do is call me a fag.
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But shes still beautiful and I think she's nice.
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Anyway she's in a great shape now!
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she is ugly. i don't fucking see what's so attractive about her.
she can sing but she's not good to look at. the btich tries to damn hard.
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moses just separated her tits thinking it was the nile.
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she looks like a monkey
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@61. You mean an ugly monkey, right?
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There is not supposed to be a 9-inch gap between your tits. It is not natural. They are fake.
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