Piper Perabo Drinks Coke, has Bad Style & a Cold Sore.



Coke recently launched it's new "Side Of Life" campaign & dropped tons of cash to invite any one who has ever done a movie.

Enter Piper Perabo.

Normally I find this chick super hot, sexy & underrated, but she fucked up w/ the cold sore & tights combo last night.

After carefully reviewing her situation, I think Piper & Keanu should hook up. Piper needs a deep network to help her get into movies (Keanu can help) & Keanu needs a warm home for his lonely, possibly gay, Mr. Anderson hiding between his legs. It's a win-win situation, people!

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26 Scandalous Comments

wasnt that style gone with the 80's????? i think i have eye herpes now, FUCK!!

Friday, March 31st, 2006 @ 2:30pm

I feel like I’m getting greasy just from looking at her face.... greasy greasy....

Friday, March 31st, 2006 @ 2:37pm

WTF is wrong with her?? She used to be a little hottie. Now she looks like....Coyote Ugly.

Friday, March 31st, 2006 @ 2:44pm

Who on earth would go to an event where they know they might be photographed with that huge sore on their face?? Wow, she must be hard up for any form of publicity.

Friday, March 31st, 2006 @ 2:55pm

Like that logic there Jonnie boy.

Friday, March 31st, 2006 @ 3:36pm

She is gorgeous. This is just a bad picture.

Friday, March 31st, 2006 @ 4:07pm

I'm with farmgirl...
It's not even like the Katie Holmes cold sore where the paparazzi just kind of caught her unawares one day. She actually went out to an event, knowing she would be photographed without any kind of makeup and a glaring cold sore. She must be all kinds of stoned.

Friday, March 31st, 2006 @ 4:18pm

She's got great eyebrows, though.

Friday, March 31st, 2006 @ 4:58pm

She would look pretty, look at her and just take away the cold sore and red nose. She just needs to get rid of that cold sore and put some powder on that red nose. It's not like she ugly, the things on her aren't permeant she can get rid of them. Some people are permeantly ugly and they can only fix it with surgey.

Friday, March 31st, 2006 @ 8:36pm

eww, she couldnt put the effort into having someone powder her nose for her, but she decided to spend her time putting on ugly, ugly tights and ruining her look. she's pretty though.

Friday, March 31st, 2006 @ 9:08pm

I bet if you put some vegetable oil on your penis, and rubbed it against the cold sore, the resulting light friction would be very pleasurable.

Saturday, April 1st, 2006 @ 1:29am

OK, another herpetic bitch in Hollywood.

But the nose looks like early lupus with the malar rash. Does she lok that way in other pictures, too?

Saturday, April 1st, 2006 @ 2:32am

gilmore yeastinfected duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Saturday, April 1st, 2006 @ 3:33am

She is stunning.

Saturday, April 1st, 2006 @ 4:43am

She looks like she'd be real pretty if it wasn't for the hidious ensemble and all the stuff going on on her face.

Saturday, April 1st, 2006 @ 4:59pm

Actually, vegetable oil is the safest lubricant for women. I guess you don't know anything about that, though, as it is akin to hygeine. Nasty whore.

Saturday, April 1st, 2006 @ 11:17pm

The reason why she looks so "greasy" is because she isn't wearing five pounds of makeup. Give her a break, she's a gorgeous girl with or without makeup, and stop pretending you've never had a cold sore or a blemish. You're just lucky you aren't a celebrity and aren't obliged to attend events where there are hundreds of paparazzi taking photographs of you. Oh, and one more thing, she looked damn hot in Lost and Delirious.

Friday, August 25th, 2006 @ 5:55pm

I'd kiss her, even with the cold sore. Infact, I'd stick my tongue on the cold sore while we where kissing. I sat through that entire movie that she was in about the guy with amnesia just be cause she was in it

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006 @ 1:09am

it shows that shes human. like no one has gotten a cold sore lol. i love the pic

Monday, February 19th, 2007 @ 11:58am

Fuck Off! She's fuckng hot in spite of all :) She's really natural

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 1:53pm

wtf. piper perabo looks adorable here, and everywhere.
you're all just jealous, i would like to see how you all look?
probably even greasier. fat. and lame.

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 @ 6:53pm

Oh, come on. You have got to be kidding:

John:
She proably thinks she is hot enough to get away with it
what a stuck up bitch
either that or she wants everyone to know she is a slut
in which case she is hot

wtf?! How does being attractive make someone a "stuck-up bitch"? And how does having a cold sore make someone a slut? A cold sore is indeed a strain of the herpes virus, but heck, so is chicken pox. And, just like cold sores, it can resurface many years later - what do you think shingles is?! It's the dormant chicken pox virus being reactivated a long time down the track. And guess what? In the same fashion, the herpes simplex (in this case, type 1) virus will "disappear" - and then resurface at times of stress and illness - and that's when you get another cold sore (or three).

And then this: "like no one has gotten a cold sore lol" (sic). Uh... I've never had a cold sore. That's because it's caused by a virus, and in order to have a cold sore, I'd have to have caught the virus that causes it. So there are plenty of people who've never had a cold sore - but there's no shame in getting them, either. You wouldn't be ashamed if you caught the flu from someone. Why a cold sore?

Geeze, people... This woman is just a human being. Why would anyone hold her to some sort of impossible standard? For those that criticise her, does it make you feel better about yourself, somehow? If so, that's really sad. Hmm. I wonder if that has anything to do with why no one sees *you* on the big screen?

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 9:39am

A lot of times cold sores are the result of the herpes virus passed on from parent to child. My mother gets cold sores and she passed it on to me. Just because you get cold sores doesn't mean you got it from doing sexual things. I think she's gorgeous no matter what. And I'm glad she isn't wearing loads of make up in the picture. I never wear make up but some girls I know have like 5 inches of eyeliner and their faces look so fake and omgsh. I admire her =]

Sunday, November 18th, 2007 @ 11:46am

she's probably still hotter then anyone who posted here...

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008 @ 4:40pm

She proably thinks she is hot enough to get away with it
what a stuck up bitch
either that or she wants everyone to know she is a slut
in which case she is hot

Friday, March 31st, 2006 @ 2:59pm

cool handbag and a hot dress. i have a cold sore right now.

Saturday, August 9th, 2008 @ 12:08am

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