Adrianne Palicki vs Odette Yustman - A Bastardly South Beach Matchup!



Ok, both of these women are obviously super hot, so there's no question about that...

If sleeping w/ both women @ the same time was not an option, you'd have to choose one, so the question I propose to the Lesbo & Horndogg communities is simple: Who would you take for a ride if given the opportunity?

The Bastardly Take

Ok, since I gotta call it like it is, here's my theory. At first look, I instantly fell for Odette, but upon further inspection of the pics in which the two beauties are dancing, I saw that Odette looked painfully frail & definitely not the type to really get down. Just by lookin @ still photos of Adrianne, you can tell this girl can shake the bod on the dance floor & we all know that freakiness-in-bed-potential greatly multiplies w/ increased dancing abilities. So, my choice is totally based on the fact that Adrianne has a little more meat on her bones & that she has a high freakiness potential rating. In answering the question above, I would break rule #1 & do everything humanly possible to simultaneously bag both chicks. I'll be right back...I think I hear the screeching sound of my bastard alarm clock.

Side note: You can bet your ass that I'll be setting my Tivo for South Beach!!!

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I saw them at the mall the other day and they are beautiful.

Friday, March 17th, 2006 @ 2:46am
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umm yeah...the match up is between their teeth and noses. they look like run of the mill nerdy hoes. they are the ones that love you, when the others just wanna f***.

Friday, March 17th, 2006 @ 3:30am
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very do-able

Friday, March 17th, 2006 @ 3:37am
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Now Adrianne Palicki is absolutely stunning. Makes me wonder why there arent more posts of her.

Friday, March 17th, 2006 @ 4:38am
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She IS a brothel owner. What do you think she selling here, anyway?

Friday, March 17th, 2006 @ 6:09am
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I like the brunette better. Even though the blonde is beautiful too, she reminds me of Scarlett Johansson and Mandy Moore.They're both gorgeous! Much better than Stacy Keibler....

Friday, March 17th, 2006 @ 7:04am
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I want Adrianne to smear butter all over me and ride me like a slip-n-slide...

Friday, March 17th, 2006 @ 10:14am
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Stacy Keibler they are not, that's just insane, they aren't even near Stacy. But if I had to choose I'd go w/ adrianne

Friday, March 17th, 2006 @ 11:00am
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speaking of Irene Marie...there's a reality show on MTV. 8th and Ocean. bout models from Irene Marie and their "struggle" in the business. most of the chicks are hot. just thought id throw that out there since someone mentioned the model agency.

Friday, March 17th, 2006 @ 11:31am
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the brunette is HOT.. odette !!!

Friday, March 17th, 2006 @ 11:51am
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definitely the brunette. although they're both a bit skinny for my tastes. i like a bit of junk in the trunk.

Friday, March 17th, 2006 @ 2:24pm
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Odette is hot, the other chick is not even pretty.. at least not in those pics. Just some normal girl with a huge zit next to her eyebrow. And the brunette obviously looks alot hotter then Stacy Keibler, if we're talking about the face. Bodywise, that's another story

Friday, March 17th, 2006 @ 9:19pm
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Odette is definitly NOT anorexic.

Tuesday, March 21st, 2006 @ 3:25pm
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Odette's face is sooo hot, Adrianne's rack is nice, but no one has long legs with back like Stacey Keibler! If I had to choose I'd take Odette and enjoy that beautiful face.

Friday, March 30th, 2007 @ 4:19am
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They are participate in the film "HOT BEACHES".Odette Yustam is says"Ariel"Adrianne Palicki i says "Briana".Sorry if I have a mistake but I don't know very well english.I am in 5 for 6 class.bye bye.

Monday, July 30th, 2007 @ 2:09pm
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i take odette

Friday, January 18th, 2008 @ 4:13am
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I saw them at Aventura mall the other day and they are beautiful. Altho their agent Irene Marie looks and acts like a brothel owner.

Friday, March 17th, 2006 @ 2:48am
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Is that too much to ask?

Friday, March 17th, 2006 @ 10:14am
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Oh my God. I just noticed the brunette had no ass or legs. Is she anorexic or something? Those jeans can't look that loose on her. That's freaky. Still, I would take her before the other girl.

Friday, March 17th, 2006 @ 9:21pm
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Odette is amazing. A lil too skinny but I can work with that.

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 11:51pm
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