Lenny Kravitz & Random Babes In March 2006, FHM Mag
Friday, March 17th, 2006 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex

Since our resident female writers have been busy & actually have lives (good for them!!), here's some eye candy for the ladies.
In keeping our dudes to hotties ratio constant, there's something for the Horndogg Community below. Please help to ID the women.
Rock the 40oz!













Looks like a penis head on the plug-in there. Nice, er, touch.
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Man, what the HELL are you talking about Gilmore Yeats? I caught your lovely little comment directed at Mexicans in that Pussycat Dolls post from the other day. Looks like you're an equal opportunity bigot, eh? Gotta spread the ignorance and hate around evenly. You're a piece of shit. Why don't you get back to anally raping your pig while dueling banjos play in the background. You obviously have some issues because NOBODY said anything about his being black until you came along. Some people actually like Lenny Kravitz's music, not to mention the fact that he's fine as all get out. I bet you're a fat sweaty white dude, wearing a wife beater, sitting in your ugly ass plaid recliner, watching WWE or some shit, while eating a big ole' turkey leg and using the strap of your shirt as a napkin. You fucking disgust me.
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Yes. I would love to keep concentrating on the penis-theme we got goin' on here. Yeats Fucker comes along and ruins a perfectly good let's-talk-about-penises and things-that-look-like-penises vibe I was trying to plant as topic here. It has been 10 MONTHS since I've been laid and I want to talk about DICK GODDAMN IT!
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Jaye - Paris Hilton called, she wants you to stop modeling your life after her, nasty whore guttersnipe.
Gil out.
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Hey stupid ass, oops, I mean Gilmore Yeats. You said this:
"Furthermore, if you disagree with me, fine but ADDRESS MY ARGUMENTS -prove me wrong..."
Learn how to read genius! See, I said this:
"Some people actually like Lenny Kravitz’s music, not to mention the fact that he’s fine as all get out."
I actually like a lot of Lenny Kravitz's music. That disproves your argument. Why is it that just because he happens to be black AND popular, you automatically assume that he's only popular BECAUSE he's black? So, what, Jessica and Britney were only popular because they're white? You're an idiot. You were correct on one point, though. I am very angry. I'm angry that you foisted your screwed up presumptions on everyone else and decided that the only reason he's popular is because he's black. Additionally, when someone is as ignorant as you obviously are, the only way to deal with you is personal attacks. No matter how logically I present my argument, you're a bigot, and you're going to remain a bigot.
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Well, I guess you could be right. I'll reconsider my opinion, thanks for your insights.
Gil out.
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like any of this matters any how
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"Gilmore Yeats
Oh god, not this no-talent negro again."
Oh My god im STILL fucking laughing. Lenny Kravitz is a fucking blowhard, and, anyone that actually PLAYS guitar KNOWS this. I dont claim to be Jeff Beck, but, Lenny Kravitz is a fucking blowhard, guy cant fucking play. His talent level is that of that fucking Pretty Boy John Mayer. Another fucking talentless blowhard.
Why is he famous? its not even teh cover song he did, consdiering Slash pretty much wrote his whole 1st disc...
"At least half the white Americans have roots in America after slavery ended and are no more guilty than Chinese-this despite being taught in schools that we are all guilty."
u know, i just realized this VERY recently....my great grandparents came over from Poland and Italy respectivly in the early 1900's, so guess what? MY FAMILY DIDNT OWN NO FUCKING SLAVES!!!! why should I feel guilty?
and i do have one question maybe one of the people getting in Yeats face can anwser...
Why do the black people from where i live act like we OWE them something cause of slavery?
See, i live in NY ok...uh, didnt the NORTH FIGHT FOR FREEING THE SLAVES IN THE CIVIL WAR?!?!?! White people that live in what was the north in teh civil war lost THEIR Ancestors fighting to free THEIRS!!!!! When u think about it, dying on teh battlefield, and being dead, is alot worse than being forced to pick cotton and getting beat everyonce in a while...
More people died on the north side during the civil war than ANY OTHER war in HISTORY. (which is scary, since the south lost mad people TOO)
but, u know, these are just things i thought of recently. i mean, should people decended from the Mayflower Trip EXPECT something of anyone that is from the UK cause they were persecuted?
Like ok, im of Polish decent and i lost ancestors when Hitler killed mad polish people in WW2, but, for some reason, i dont go around EXPECTING germansto kowtow to me.
i really believe in best person for the best job kinda mentality, i dont care if someone is white, black, yellow, women, man, tranny. i dont feel bad for ANYONE. people need to get over this shit.
regardless, i think Yeats is right, it seems that if we are ALL made to feel guilty about slavery, idont think its fair, weather your ancestors are guilty or NOT, if they learned that slavery is wrong, and DONT own slaves, which, obviously they dont, then its NOT there fault.
anyways, Hey Jaye, u from NY? if u have a oversized nose, and, u like u know, shaved headed gaotee guys, ill be more than happy to turn your luck around!!!
LOL j/k.
good luck in your search for a cock!!!!
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That chick has got a nice rack!
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Exactly Ann Claire!!! Things are at the point now where if it's brought up at all, some people try to act as if you're just trying to make everyone feel guilty. I don't believe in 'reparations' for something that happened a long time ago. I also don't believe in trying to sweep it under the rug and never talk about it just because it may make some uncomfortable. As for myself, I feel relatively sure that no one in my family owned any slaves. Mainly because, on my father's side, both of his parents were born in Mexico and didn't come here until their late teens. On my mother's side, we were dirt poor as far back as they've been able to trace. So, even though I myself didn't participate, it makes me ashamed to think that our country allowed the trafficking, purchasing, and selling of human beings, even if it was a long ass time ago. There have been injustices perpetrated against every minority that's entered this country, caucasion or not. Japanese Americans who were born in this country were put in labor camps during WWII because the gov't felt that they were a security risk. Chinese immigrants were used as cheap and disposable labor during the building of our railroads. Mexicans were treated as substandard human beings. Hell, even Irish people were discriminated against when they first started immigrating. Anne Claire is right in saying that they teach about this stuff now in order to prevent similar demonstrations of intolerance in the future. If Gilmore Yeats and Phillip McCracken think he's not talented, whatever, fine, you're entitled to your opinion. Just don't bring race into it, because it's simply not a factor. Obviously, he's no Jimmy Hendrix or anything (or, wait, was Jimmy only popular because he was black?), but he's got a decent voice, he's extremely attractive, and his songs are catchy. Hence, his popularity. Also, Gilmore Yeats just pissed me off because of this dumb shit: "no-talent negro", "knuckle dragging moron ", and "badmammy jammy". All of these references are completely offensive and totally unnecessary.
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What the hell is wrong with some of you. How can a simple picture of Lenny turn into a argument over slavery, it's 2006, give it up already.
I was born in 1968, I don't owe anyone anything and I don't feel guilty because there is no reason for me to.
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Women are famous for being fake. There's a shitload of talentless people who happen to be white too so why do white people continue to support them? (rhetorical statement)
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c7c7
It was relevant in response to the shit that other people were talking about. Get it? It's called 'commenting'.
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Despite the wishes of some, there is no constitutional right to not be offended, especially on a website like this. As a matter of fact derision, hatered, and belittlement are some of the strongest motivators for change and creativity, agreement is pretty much the definition of complacency. We need them, and anyone who thinks we don't isn't seeing the whole picture
So keep up the good work everyone
and if you think I'm an asshole, right on!
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Oh yeah the freckles are a nice touch on St. Patrick's day
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The only reason I said ANYTHING about race was because the first post was so blatantly offensive, misinformed, and ridiculous that I felt the need to respond. Is that alright with you? DONE.
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Shit! When did this turn into the angry white people thread? Is it because its St. Patrick's Day? I think we are all missing the the real point...Lenny Kravitz its smoking hot! He's marginally talented musically, but I bet he's a superstar in the sack. H'es got great personal style. Remember he's had gorgeous Lisa Bonet, sexy Adriana Lima (virgin, her asshole!), and beautiful wax figure Nicole Kidman! I believe Dad helped with the loot because I've seen the pops, he definitely got his hotness from Mom.
Can't we all just get along? If not, then can't we just have a forum where we can all just bitch there? Honestly I think there are just a handle full of people in society that keep bringing up these issues over and over. Apparently some of you hang out here.
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Ugh. Did anyone notice that sign behind the broad in the pic on page 1? "Lonesome creates disease that friendship cures". Where's my air sickness bag?
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bad mamma, did you notice that it's spelled wrong in the pic??? LOL! It's says "LOMESOME"........ nice..........
As for the whole race thing, that does not matter in this case, because we are talking about a musician, that's all, hands down. I just think the testosterone of the 2 men who were posting was overpowering their ability to think correctly and relevantly. He's an ok musician, but I wont rock to his stuff while I am cleaning house or working out. There are alot of ok musicians out there, they mildly entertain us and then someone else comes along and takes their place. Stevie Ray Vaughan, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, John Petrucci, and Jimmy Page. Those are some guitar Gods..............
As for slavery, it was horrible. All civilizations have made mistakes........ no one should have to pay for it now that it's done away with. My family imigrated from Germany to the New Orleans port in 1920, so I had NOTHING to do with slavery, but you should hear the names some people call me just for being "white". Ignorance breeds hate, whatever.......... unity breeds peace. :)
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direct all race related issues to this thread:
http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2005/03/14/heidi-klum-seal-crazy-wild-...
that's our official Bitch About Race post.
Are we in 2006 or 1806? I can't tell...
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Moe, they say fashion repeats itself every other decade, maybe dumbass history repeats itself every couple hundred years :)
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It's really sad, I tell you.
How can you guys neglect the hotties also in the post for convo about race? I see it happen every 3 months & it starts out the same way...
1. someone comes on, plants a seed by giving a long spcheal on his fucked up race beliefs that he knows no one will agree with
2. sane person comes on & decides to take it upon himself of ridding society of racist
3. extremely opinionated sane person logs on
4. Race war ensues...
see it here:
http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2005/03/14/heidi-klum-seal-crazy-wild-...
I swear some of those dudes commenting on the heidi klum posts are probably in the KKK or some white supremacist group...
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So, Moe, which am I? The sane person or the extremely opinionated sane person? ;)
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hah. dude, please take no offense!
being a sane person in a room full of crazies is tough & I don't blame anyone for sounding off. just making lameass observation.
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lenny has talent because he's able to convince people he has talent(ipso facto). In today's economy the only talent that is rewarded is the talent of marketing/presentation. Lenny knows how to package himself; why not learn from the guy rather than act out your racial hatreds and jealousies.
The market doesn't care that you think Lenny plays guitar for shit.
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Moe, I didn't take offense, silly. Didn't you see my ;) ? I'm just pleased that you regarded me as a sane person, whether I'm extremely opinionated or not.
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Well, I am bummed that us women finally get a fine looking man to ponder and objectify and some bonehead comes along and taints the goods. I would like to make a request to please post another picture of some male finery (preferably Martin Henderson shirtless and sweaty with a tasteful hint of bulge) so we can start this ogling process all over. As I no longer trouble myself with cock-relations in the general population, I need all the mastubatory material I can get my hands on, every pun intended.
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Jaye- if you want that type of guy (covered in tattoos, ethnic, etc) Why not go to your local prison? That's where most of those types are or end up. You probably have battered wife syndrome, so that would work out too.
Gil out
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LOL! You must have ignorant, white trash, dumbass redneck hick syndrome!
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Hey Gilmore, don't you have some sheep to be fucking?
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Moe I like your assessment, LOL. You notice it happens when its post of a black man? I think some woman in the family went *that* way because its killing those guys. Seriously though, the bitterness is astounding and actually humorous. Did you see the Chappelle's Show episode about the blind, black, white supremacist? It basically illustrated how dumb people are oh and to quote the N-word Family This racism is killing me inside!
(with peals of laughter)
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Gilmore,
Believe it or not, white people are not the "supreme race". Hitler tried to make that a trend, and he failed miserably. I am as white as they come (blonde hair, blue eyes, pale skin), but I don't consider myself to be superior to other races. You might look in your thesaurus to find large words to sound intelligent, but it sounds to me like you are a close minded, judgmental son of a bitch who is completely pissed off at all the wrong people. Get over yourself, and start realizing that the world has thousands of different cultures for a very good reason. We all teach each other something of value, even if it's as small as appreciating the very basic things we receive in life. You sound like one of the idiots who resides in Vider (yes, I am from Texas), and that is one of the reasons I completely avoid small towns like that here. Because they are all filled with legally retarded people like you. That's just my flower-scented opinion. :)
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lillysprite - I didn't say whites were the supreme race, I said they weren't responsible for slavery. I'm not sure where you got all of that garbage from, but stop lying.
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Angry, Uneducated, white trash with microphallus(small dick syndrome) blow massive chunks...look you genital wart catcha clue...Lenny has more money more brains and more talent a bigger dick then you will ever have in two life times so get the fugg over it...Lenny, OMG your are sooooo awesomely the man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TO GILMORE YEATS
You are a son of a bitch for talking about Black sold their own into slavery.
It is better for you to say that you are not going to feel bad that your ancestors did it.
If slavery was going on in Africa it was not the Blacks who did it it was the Arabs they are the ones who first started it and took over from the pre existing Africans so get your shit straight you could learn a thing or two from me who are you anyway you don't know a thing about Africa or Africans ..so stop your crap get to the root of this if you are racist don't try to blame it on africans...
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Well, ok "Keisha", but what part of my point do you dispute and why? You don't get to run around yelling "You a raciss! You a raciss!" Explain where I am wrong. Blacks in Africa DID sell their own into slavery. Just because it doesn't make you feel good, doesn't make it false.
Try basing your arguments on something other than your feelings.
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Not just blacks in Africa, but most of the world either had slavery or a form of slavery. What is the point . I'm tired of every time we post someone who is none white on this blog we always bring up race. I never see anyone complaining that britney spears or paris hilton is white and we never start posting all this crazy racial stuff. I like lenny, I would still love him if he was white. lenny was critized when he first came out because he wasn't a hip hop artist . Let people be orginial and fuck what color they are. I admit I do have my racist thoughts, but never would I post some bull on race about lenny. Why don't you let out your thoughts to some black people! oh, i forgot , they would put you in your place real quick. Just like a racist, to hide behind a computer and talk junk. Most men seem jealous of him because he does keep himself up for a man in his forties and has gotten some beautiful chicks in his life.
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Oh god, not this no-talent negro again. Hey Lenny, your career called, FROM THE 90'S! He covers ONE song and he's famous. The true reason for his fame? Liberal guilt! We are supposed to like this knuckle dragging moron because he's black. Well guess what -
1.White people did NOT put black people in bondage!
2.Slavery existed in Africa before, during and after the Middle Passage.
3.White people did not capture and enslave blacks. Blacks enslaved blacks.
4. Black kings and chiefs SOLD their preexisting slaves to white slave traders- often the slaves sold were considered the least desirable by the slave selling kings.
5. At least half the white Americans have roots in America after slavery ended and are no more guilty than Chinese-this despite being taught in schools that we are all guilty.
6. While the truth may be as painful to black nationalists as looking into the mirror was for Don Quixote, its time for the truth to come out. As MLK said -Africa meant nothing to him.
Gil OUT!
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Hello badjammama I mean badmammy jammy - well, whatever your name is. Why do you
have to "hate" on me? Am I not entitled to an opinion? I don't dislike him because he's
black, I dislike the fact that he is popular BECAUSE he's black. If it's hard for you to
understand, just think about it awhile, it'll make sense, I promise. Furthermore, if you
disagree with me, fine but ADDRESS MY ARGUMENTS -prove me wrong - that's fine - but
personal attacks on one another get us nowhere. I can see that you are very, very
angry, and I will pray for you.
Lenny is not talented, unless you think the ability to play 3 chords in differing variations
is enough talent to justify being a millionare. His music is so overproduced and sampled
he's only one step above Britney and Jessica.
Gil OUUUWWWT!
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Gil said :"personal attacks on one another get us nowhere. I can see that you are very, very angry, and I will pray for you."
Just thought I'd mention it.
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i always thought lenny owed most of his success to his dad, a powerful(ie white-jewish) agent & lawyer. His mom being on "The Jeffersons" didn't hurt his showbiz life either. Being married to Lisa Bonet was a plus a well. Lenny's only half white, but the white half is what got him his bucks, asshole.
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hahahhaha
classic, man.
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Let us not forget the importang thing.
I Know the Girl on Pages 2,3,4 is [b]Danielle Gamba[/b] (Playboy CyberGirl October 2004)
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Lenny Kravits is more talented then britney spears.... but is popular for similar reasons, catchy okay songs and being fine. End of story. If we made medium talented people famous simply because they were black the industry would be made up entirely of black people. I think your theory is majorly flawed.
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I don't think its a racial issue its a human issue. We are taught about injustice in schools , injustice that blacks face, jews face, and the history behind it, to teach us that as a species we are flawed and should teach against intolerance. We aren't taught guilt, we FEEL guilty cause we as humans failed eachother. Thats why we're taught about it in schools. My family on both sides owned slaves, we came over in the late 1500's. I do not feel guilty about this, its part of history. I myself know that its up to me and how I treat people that I am percieved not about my heritage. But I know that what we did was wrong. We aren't taught about injustice in schools to make ourselves feel guilty but to try to teach so it wont happen again.
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TALK ABOUT THE FUCKING POST NOT THIS CIVIL RIGHTS BULLSHIT OKAY?
Fuck, stop arguing, TALK ABOUT SOMETHING RELEVANT. Chinese railroad workers? Wtf? Who cares?
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Yes, well, I'm not trolling, suprisingly.
Oh yes, relevant because just the sight of Lenny Kravitz sends everyone into a racial frenzy.
DONE.
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u know, all of this doesnt change the fact hes a no-talent negro.
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But you know who my absolute favorite musician is?
Ray Charles..... he was a blind, kick ass, soulful man who could play with the best of them. :)
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Omigod you guys are bringing up the slavery thing again, do you really think that's what America's racial issue is about? This place isn't really fit to discuss such a major issue, but I think that everyone is seriously simplifying a really complex discussion by a. making it a mere black people vs. white people and b. thinking that is all about being blamed for or made to pay for slavery. Its not that simple and everyone is wrong and self involved on all fronts. The racial discussion is far bigger and to reduce it to that is really ignorant and frankly beyond insular. That being said, you all still don't realize THE MAN is out to get us all and is pitting us against each other.
Btw, I'm not a apologetic white liberal, I'm a Caribbean (and socially liberal) young woman and yes, sometimes white people do get on my nerves specificially because of things related to being white but then so do every other kind of people too. But I don't go running into forums with pictures of white people and complain about the white race when it has.absolutely.nothing.to.do.with.the.topic.
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I think we are most certainly taught guilt among many other emotions and ways of thinking. Most of us will never think for ourselves. Ever been to church? Ever seen the Oprah show? But prolonging this topic any further is annoying me....
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why not the pose with a beautiful lady pic. he looks like a he's trying to be George Micheal sexy. thats gay. uh huh you all looked at him at his gayest pose.
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Right. He is just as much white as he is black... like it even matters. And I didn't think he was very popular or famous anyway. But if so, it's because of his "edgy" sex appeal, well, what was superficially edgy at the time (90's).
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Hardy har har, Phillip.
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