Coco vs Coralie Eichholtz/Robinson - Bastardly Ho Matchup!
Thursday, March 16th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Ok, the idea here is to choose the most ho'ish lady.
1. Coco - Grade school name = Nicole Austin. She's currently Ice T's whore who he prances around in ultra-tight & super scandalous attire at award shows and in front of his neighborhood mini-mart when he's in need of some quick cash.
2. Coralie Eichholtz/Robinson - Her website explicitly says she goes by both last names, so don't think I'm weird or anything. She apparently gives killer blowjobs b/c she got some editor @ Loaded magazine to declare her the 3rd sexiest woman in the world. She's a British flavored ho who appears in nude sections of the country's various tabloids.
Ok, with those ho-out backgrounds, please review the photos below & declare the Ho of all Hos! Mariah Carey is a dirty, conniving whore, so she was disqualified. Sorry Mariah fans.












I don't know.. they both disgust me in equal proportions.
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I'm trying to avoid catching syphilis, so.....
I'd have to say neither one. yuck.
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coralie looks fugly
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Coco's face is posed so hard, like she's trying to be sexy. We can see you want to be sexy/slutly because your breasts are huge, fake, and viewable, and you are wearing a holy outift. We get it. Yay for you. Now relax your face and try to look normal.
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God, their expressions give them dog faces. I don't know, Coco has a nice muscle tone but straw hair and Coralie has a lovely tan but a very flat ass. I'm sorry but they both gross me out, I can't decide.
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Yes the blond is DEFINITELY a man, man. She has the junk tucked away like the chick (dude) in Ace Ventura.
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They're disgusting. I honestly can't see how a man could think they're attractive..
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Lilah, I'll explain. Sometimes men are drunk and sometimes they are high, when you combine with horny you get sex with tranny and/or whores. As for marrying one, well I'm sure Ice-T is making mad money putting Coco on the hoe stroll.
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Holy hell. I will soon be stuck fast in my own vomit.
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LOL! You don't have to give "killer blowjobs" if you take it up the ass.
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Why not? Is anal better than a blow job from a penis POV?
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Coco is the bigger 'ho.
1) Her thong doesn't cover her entire p*ssy, which we can all easily see, is bald. The thong hardly covers her gash. Coralie has full coverage of the frontal nether regions, therefore, less scandalous.
2) Her tits are fully out there for everyone to see, nips and all. Coralie has those babies covered.
3) Most importantly, Coco has a French Manicure, which no self-respecting 'ho leaves home without.
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they boyh been rode hard and put away wet - did they do it in the limo on the way?
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Without going in depth Coco comes off as the bigger sleez, I actually like the knit outfit Coralie is wearing, I would like to get that on my woman, but for me only indoors.
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damn skanks... what the fuck is up with that coralie bitches eyes....and what the fuck is icet doing... he must b pushin 50 now man. NIGGA you too old for that shit
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How many DOLPHINS were killed using the nets to snag these fishy-poon-smelling-hags?
Bet Coco has a goofy pattern all over her bubbies for smashing those two girls in the netting like a bag of grapefruits from Safeway. Coralie's "dot" looks like an earwig slithering down her forehead enroute to her ear canal to suck out what little grey matter still exists in her cranium...
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they'd fit right in at a biker convention
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you ugly wanna be pretty girls and try to get girls out of your league guy's need to get a life, because while your sitting here writting about hot girls you wanna fuck that have exciting lives we or should i say i am out there living them... you only wish you had anything close to resembleing a life like mine... oh and all you fat slags that are reading this.. go to the fucking gym... coralie
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well seen as all you posting commenting are either fat, bitchy daddies girls who are constantly told by ya uncle pete that your pretty (whilst he gives you a grope) or filthy 35 year old virgin computer technicians, id say yall can shut it. 'oh theyre both ugly' etc etc like youve had better (or should we make that any at all). advice fellas: stop surfing (the only 'sport' you do) the internet all day, stop sitting in your own filth and find ya self some vagina. oh and ladies dont be so bitchy. uncle pete likes a finger up his bottom as well.... goodbye shlags
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Given a choice i will tap both these asses. WHat the fuck are you guys thinking man.. If these girls show up in ur bed room i bet u r nto gonna say no.
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I think Coralie has a great chance at scoring JT. After all, he fucked Cammy D didn't he? I don't think he likes ugly boobs though. Or hair that can never be blonde. And an ass that should have been implanted over your boobs to come close.
PS your nose looks like someone took an axe to it. Or did it rub off whilst giving too much head?
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that old saying, once you go black you never go back. well jesus h fucking christ, thank bloody god for that!
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what is it with white women these days? the more negroized western society becomes the uglier white women become. audrey hepburn and grace kelly, moira shearer and mary ure, gone, and replaced with trashy filth like those two SKANKS!
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coco has 3 asses, ones one her chest, ones on her behind, and the others on her arm.
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are yall serious or just gay? coco is one of the best lookin women in the world. yall make fun of her for her huge tits but look at pamela anderson.....grow some balls and get rid of your fat ass wife
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If you are a man and you disagree with either one of these beautiful displays of whoredom, you are a fag. If you are a woman and you have something to say, i think it would sound much better with your mouth full.
thank you and goodnight.
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CAROLIE LOOKS WERY UGLY!VERY UGLY BREAST!SPUCKE WHORE OLD BITCH!BIG FUCK WITH 50 CENT!AND BIG COOCK IN YOUR BIG PUSSY!OLD WHORE UGLY!
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Co co's got my vote. That body is Smmmokin! DON'T HATE!
You know what Ice would say, "Don't hate the player, hate
the game." And you know when I wrote this I was ROLLIN!!!
HA! HA! HA!
So take that PLAYA!!!
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[...] By chance, does Mayra get her fashion tips from Coco Lee? Of course, we’re talking w/ the bootilicious/boobilicious Coco Lee who’s currently whored out @ affordable, nightly rates by the one & only Rapper/Pimpdaddy Ice-T. [...]
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Does anyone see CoCo's weave tracks...ugggh
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They both look damn good! Especially COCO! If are a guy and you don't think that having big boobs, a flat stomach, and a nice ass is sexy then you are G-A-Y. (If you are a girl that thinks that, then you are probably pretty FUGLY and jealous)
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Coco is beautiful. Coco was especially beautiful when she was 18 and had brunette hair. For those who think her azz might be fake Nope girl was born with that nice huge firm azz. She actually had somewhat big breast before the implants, and they were very nice so I don't know why she needed them but oh well. Coco's body is amazing from front to back. Seriously you will have a hard time finding girls that have better: asses, (fake) tits, legs, and stomachs than her. I think she might have had plastic surgery on her face, since she didn't used to look so chiselled, but if you see her just hangin around without posing she looks pretty damn good.
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COCO iS HOT!!!!!! fuck all you jealous BITCHES!!
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LMAO since when are dogs hot? Now Jessica Alba and Selita...hot damn...
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[...] I am not disappointed one bit. Even though, the black “dress” is still better than the blue thing she has on, I’m not gonna sit here and complain. Any which way you look @ it, these two have perfected the whole ‘red carpet shock & awe‘ gig. [...]
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cocois the fines then that other bitch
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stupid-ass hatin' MF's always talkin' shit about the women who are just extreme exhibitionists...get over yourselves ya bastardly FAGS & HAGS...i love when coco is posted...what a fuckin' body...this girl would keep an eternal smile on my face & wood in my drawers too(but not for long b/c it's gonna be in her mouth & belly erupting soon after)...keep showing all that good shit as far as i'm concerned girls...i'm secure with mine, unlike the vast majority of you obviously, when it comes to these type of women...you can't handle coco's TRUTH when it's showtime...the other hussy can get it too, AFTER coco unless coco wants her in on the party at the same time...
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Does any one else think coralie looks like jasmine st clair the porn gangbang qween?
Photo of jasmin http://www.prowrestling.com/gallery/data/media/84/10h.jpg
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You must be kidding me. Coco has fake e cups, but her body is bangin. yeah she's had surgery on her face, yeah shes a skank hoe and yeah shes proud of it. so why wudn't you give her the maddest root doggystyle. that other bitch, not sure if her titties r fake or not shes also a self proclaimed skank as if you wouldn't slam her like it was the end of the world.
no im not some 35 yr old internet technician but yes i do need to get sum poon coz i got jack shit on NYE. need more game lol.
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i'd fuck them both endlessly for at least a week. I know they're sluts so my 8 1/2 wouldn't do shit for them
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I'm a woman, and I think Coco is HOT STUFF. Ice-T, well...I wouldn't want to be Coco at night and in the same bed with him! In bed with Coco? YES PLEASE!
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nigg fuk dat.....they can both prance on my face anytime..................
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Neither is exceptionally cute (both are kinna ugly to me, actually), and both have "sex toy" bodies.. I wouldn't *date* either, but as long as they're clean, both would be fun to keep around for an occasional mindless banging. However, if I must choose one, I'll go with a brunette over a blonde most times..
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Hey they are pretty no doubt..I jerked off when I saw them.
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hands down coco....but i'm guessin this is a sarcastic question...even a blind can tell whose sluttiest!! the one that smells like ice-t :P
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coco may be a hoe but alot of bitches wish they looked like her and wish they could afford half the shit she has on her body. fake or not dont hate she looks fabulous.
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i agree wit u but ice isn't that bad he looked a hole lot better in svu but i got a friend that would sleep wit him anyday of the week!!!!
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she totally does maybe there related i would put it past um
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i agree wit sebastian payne and i'm a girl i also agree wit all the people who posted nice coments about coco she's fabulose oh and 4 the record she worked as a nude model a bikini model and a lingerie model and in that line of work and wit coco's boddy heres alot of preasure to have big tits and balance everthing out she propbaly got them cause of her job or because even back she was trying to catch ICE'S eye guess it worked !!!!!!!
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man emma karney's a bitch just cause u blog on dif. web sites don't mean u ain't got a life she's prob. a ugly 45 yearold virgin who wishes she had a life hha ha lol
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Coco looks like A MAN. Coralie has an equally revolting face. Even makeup can't make either of them palatable. What a fucking shame.
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YOU ARE THE NEW WHORE FROM ENGLAND!YES?!DREVE SOON TOO HELL YOU UGLY FUCKING WHORE!YOU LOOKS VERY SHIT!SHIT AND SHIT!CORALIE DIRTY STINKS WHORE!WITH SUPER UGLY BREAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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personaly i think coralie is the bigger ho but in this picture coco looks more hoish mainly cause u can totally see her tits lol bet ice-t's luvin that !!!!!
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